The Most Random System

The Spiritual Qi is not such an inconvenient thing.

"Bao Wei! How much longer until the beauty trap—" Lying on the ground, Bai Bufan feels like two centuries have passed. He opens his eyes, trembling as he asks.

"Just three more minutes! Hang in there! Father, Mother, I'm proud of you!" Zhou Baowei checks the time on the machine and replies.

"It's nothing difficult, I, I suddenly feel invigorated, haha, it's just, like this."

"It's the light of a dying flash, the light of a dying flash! Looks like you're about to die soon!" Zhou Baowei cheerfully says.

"Great, I'm finally about to die."

Bai Bufan is equally happy, he's been seeing his great-grandmother waving at him for a while now, and he can finally embrace her.

...

The extremely painful electric current finally comes to a slow halt.

Turns out, plain and simple happiness is this blissful?

"Congratulations! Young man, you're the first customer to fully experience the pain of childbirth since our store's event started! Congratulations!" The Thunder Road expert, who turned off the machine, says with immense satisfaction.

There is enthusiastic applause from around.

"Bufan, we're the champions." Lin Li finally releases Bai Bufan's two hands and collapses onto a recliner, opening his eyes weakly and sighing lightly.

A hand beside him falls helplessly after he lets go, and Bai Bufan doesn't respond either.

Probably dead.

But it doesn't matter.

Lin Li sincerely prays in his heart for a while before activating the system.

[Task two completed.]

[You have received rewards: Physical Improvement: Purity and Righteousness Thunder-Controlling Body's effectiveness increased by 100%; System Currency *50.]

Lin Li then takes a long breath of relief.

Even though he didn't cry out for mercy or in pain the whole time, Lin Li was still worried the system would think he wasn't brave enough.

If he had to endure another electric shock, this isn't an amusement park ride, he can't handle it.

"Damn, why are there so many people? How did you all end up here?" Fully relaxed with cold sweat all over, Lin Li sits up and looks around, startled.

A whole crowd surrounds him.

This store's employees, Wang Ze and other male classmates, and some strangers.

No wonder there was so much applause, Zhou Baowei hasn't gone crazy for several minutes either.

"We were at the game store entrance across the street and heard Bufan's screams and Baowei's laughter from afar, so we came over," Wang Ze explains while giving a thumbs-up, "Awesome, Lin Li, you endured level ten pain for ten minutes!"

"It's fine, didn't feel much, I feel like I could be reborn ten times," Lin Li shrugs.

"Indeed, just like playing house, I handled it with ease," Bai Bufan, still lying on the ground, nods as well.

"Hello sir, these are your discount coupons, and here's a pack of baby wipes…" At this point, the store clerk brings over the rewards for the complete experience and then asks, "Would you like help packing it up?"

"No need, I've already packed it."

Lin Li chuckles, stands up, and then stumbles from weak knees.

Fortunately, his limb control is strong. After a few steps, he steadies himself completely and smiles at the store clerk, "You guys are too kind, offering perks for such a simple activity."

The store clerk: "..."

Nothing to say, this indeed is a show-off.

But sir, maybe wipe the cold sweat off your forehead first.

When Lin Li gets his prizes, he's at a loss, holding these baby products and coupons, he has no use for them.

Although some baby shower gels and powders are perfectly fine for adults, it doesn't seem necessary for Lin Li to buy these just for the vouchers.

"Bao Wei, do you like it?" Lin Li shakes a rattle at the 1.8-meter-tall Zhou Baowei and hands over a pacifier, "These are the toys mom won for you, if you like them, take them."

Zhou Baowei: "..."

"Get lost."

Lin Li has a brainwave and asks the store clerk, "Are these coupons only usable by me once bound?"

"Probably not, but the coupon is limited to one per day," the store clerk hesitates before replying.

"Okay, thanks, everyone! Look over here! I'm selling discount bundles cheap, with these little gifts too, anyone interested?" Lin Li cheerfully thanks him before calling out to the shop customers and passersby.

The store clerk doesn't stop him.

Theoretically, the right to use coupons belongs to the store, and there are points of contention and prohibition in transferring them, but he isn't the store manager, just earning a dead salary.

—Wearing a store clerk's clothes, don't worry about store manager's problems.

Lao Da slept eight hours a day wearing the No. 8 jersey, and 24 hours a day wearing the No. 24 jersey, this is the experience of the older artists, and it verified the theory.

Don't go beyond what's necessary because arguing with customers won't benefit my mood and might result in being on bad terms within the store, not worth it.

There's still a market for these coupons, especially customers planning to spend here anyway, in the end, Lin Li sells a bag of stuff plus coupons for 150 bucks, a win-win, he gladly accepts the offer, because after all, it was a free gain.

Everyone's happy, half a Spring Breeze Elf (Lu Zhishen mold) in the bag.

"You can earn so much? I'd like to try it, I'm a sports student, having a baby should be a breeze? Shoot this and forward this post, is that right?"

Wang Ze and his friends see Lin Li making a profit and are instantly interested, eagerly snapping photos and sharing posts.

...

Commercial district parking lot.

On the bus, the well-traveled Xue Jian has no interest in shopping in the commercial district, so he stays on the bus.

"There are three methods to help misguided students find the right path—"

Xue Jian attentively listens to the experience shared by other key teachers.

But halfway in, his brows furrow, feeling none of it is applicable.

Lin Li isn't any common mischief.

After thinking for a while, Xue Jian clicks on another video:

"How to maintain a positive mindset dealing with mischievous students, there are three methods—"

This is more like it.

This is what I should be learning.

Xue Jian's expression relaxes, and he nods affirmatively.

After finishing the video, feeling enlightened, Xue Jian decides to scroll through his social feed.

「Zhang Haoyang: Need eighteen likes, quickly. 「Link: Pingjiang Baoshu Baby Products Store is having a promotion! Spend over…」」

Xue Jian gives it a like, guessing it's for family shopping and requires sharing.

「Qin Zeyu: Need eighteen likes. 「Link: Pingjiang Baoshu Baby…」」

You have kids too?

Xue Jian gives another like.

「Zhou Baowei: Need eighteen likes. 「Link: Pingjiang Baoshu…」」

「Ding Sihan: Need eighteen likes, thanks. 「Link: Pingjiang Baoshu…」」

「Wang Yuezhi: Everyone, please help by giving a like↓⇓↓⇓↓.」

「Chen Yu Ying: Give a like, thank you all. 「Link: Pingjiang Baoshu…」」

「Zhuo Yongfei: Asking for eighteen likes. 「Link: Pingjiang Baoshu…」」

「...」

A whole screen of uniform social media posts, all asking for likes, except for Wang Yuezhi, lacking any link, unclear what they're doing.

But this doesn't stop Xue Jian from having a face full of question marks: "???"

Bu Hao!

It's impossible for everyone to have children!

Something is again suspiciously wrong!

"Driver, open the door! Let me out! Quickly!" Xue Jian shouts to the driver wearing a hat, napping next to him.