The Most Random System

"Let go! Lin Li, let go! I can't take it anymore!" Seeing that the Thunder Way expert didn't believe him, Bai Bufan could only frantically try to break free. However, Lin Li's grip was just too strong, and all his struggles were in vain.

When I get back, I must abstain from desire. Otherwise, I really can't handle Lin Li.

"I need you, my baby daddy!" Lin Li couldn't possibly let go.

With a stable channel to release the accumulated electricity from within, Lin Li himself had a greater tolerance for the electricity.

Besides, Bai Bufan's screams sounded like celestial music to him. Hearing his brother so miserable now made most of his pain just fly away.

It's a miracle cure, Dr. Bai.

"Get lost! I don't need you! Divorce! Let's get a divorce right now! It's killing me!" Bai Bufan's whole body twitched as he used his free left hand to madly pound on Lin Li's grip.

Then his left hand was grabbed by Lin Li's right hand again.

Bai Bufan: "?"

Super! Extra! Strength!

Bai Bufan: "!!!"

"Ah!!!"

"No divorce, I don't accept it!" Lin Li rejected Bai Bufan's request for a divorce.

"Ah!!! Who cares if you accept it or not! Quick, give me a divorce!"

"According to the law, unless it's a non-litigious divorce, separation for over two years, or a major fault, you can't get a unilateral divorce! So you have to let me accept it!" Lin Li's grip tightened even more.

"I beg you, bro, let's get a divorce, you can have all the property, and Bao Wei is yours too, I'll leave with nothing, I'll even pay you alimony! Divorce!!" Bai Bufan was still struggling, but after realizing that even while being electrocuted, Lin Li's brute strength surpassed his own, his tone turned pleading.

"I don't want anything, I just want you!" Lin Li demonstrated what it meant to be deeply in love.

"But there's a kind of love that's called letting go!" But Bai Bufan was such a scoundrel.

"That's not my way of endurance!"

"Damn it, I'm breaking down, I'm really breaking down—Lin Li, my guts and shit are going to get shocked out of me!!"

"It's okay, don't forget what kind of store this is, the people here have plenty of experience handling guts and shit!"

"Damn!!"

This beast Lin Li put up an unbeatable defense that broke Bai Bufan's mental barrier.

There was already a significant irreparable rift in their relationship.

When parents fight, it's always the children who get hurt the most.

At this moment, the poor child Zhou Baowei, having witnessed the breakdown in his parents' relationship, was scared into shaking on the ground, making a noise that was a cross between laughing and crying.

After laughing with little energy left, Zhou Baowei got up from the ground, weakly trying to mediate, "Please stop fighting, don't fight, you won't die from fighting like this."

"Right! Bao Wei, there's still Bao Wei! Lin Li, grab the child, the child can give you more power, Bao Wei, come over and grab your mom's hand!" Bai Bufan noticed Zhou Baowei and immediately shouted as if seeing a savior.

"I won't." Zhou Baowei cautiously stepped back upon hearing that.

Even though he knew that Bai Bufan was exaggerating now and wasn't really being electrocuted, going over to let Lin Li grab him would still hurt, so there was no reason to do it.

If Bai Bufan knew what Zhou Baowei was thinking right now, he would definitely curse, "Exaggerating, my ass, exaggerating!!"

So, Zhou Baowei just watched as Bai Bufan's life force dwindled bit by bit.

Almost dead, he finally had a pang of conscience and advised, "Bufan, if it doesn't work, let's just confess."

"Damn you, just ask, I'll confess anything!" Bai Bufan, who had given up struggling and was bound to Lin Li's side, said weakly.

His body still occasionally twitched from the shocks, and he would occasionally let out a scream.

"No, Bufan, don't confess, hold on, maybe later there will be a beautiful opportunity—" Lin Li, pale-faced, encouraged from the side.

"Then I won't confess yet." What Lin Li said made sense, so Bai Bufan grit his teeth again.

Time passed bit by bit.

The expression in the Thunder Way expert's eyes grew increasingly surprised.

You see, the most important customers in a maternity shop are the mothers. If fathers endure the pain of childbirth, they might think it's just okay and potentially leave the crucial mother group dissatisfied, thinking it was completely off-target.

Moreover, after the full experience of this event, large discounts and gifts are offered, so there wasn't any intention of letting people pass.

Thus, the current flowing from the machine was within safe limits but more painful than natural childbirth, maintaining a strong intensity at all times. Even Wu Jing would utter some cultural phrases if he came.

But although the kid in front of him screamed hard at first and is visibly still in agony, he seems to have truly endured?

The younger generation is indeed formidable; this is the true legendary Electric Endurance King.

At this moment, Lin Li, with eyes tightly closed, even though Bai Bufan had given up escaping, still held his hand with unwavering strength.

The Qingzheng Thunder Control Technique continued to operate, absorbing the current and then transmitting it to Bai Bufan.

However, the power output was far less than the absorbed amount; otherwise, Bai Bufan would have run with severed arms if he had to.

The main stinging pain still coursed through his own body.

Cultivation, this is cultivation! Lin Li comforted himself with such thoughts in his mind.

Damn it, when ordinary people encounter a cultivation between life and death, shouldn't they experience a phoenix rebirth with a great opportunity, like the Purity and Righteousness Thunder-Controlling Body reaching Great Perfection in one step? Why is it just pure electrocution when it comes to him, and after all this time, there's no improvement in the Thunder Body?

It must be because there's no Spiritual Qi flowing. In hindsight, he should have kept two Spirit Stones in his crotch at all times.