Ch. 11
Chapter 11
It's already been seven hours since I entered this world.
Time flows differently in the real world and the virtual world. In the virtual world, thought operates at triple speed, and the world and avatars are generated to match that speed. In other words, spending three hours in the game equates to one hour in real life.
Only about two hours and twenty minutes should have passed for my real-world body since logging in. So why the toilet alert!?
"Ah!"
A key point to remember when entering a VRMMO—or rather, full-dive gameplay.
Always go to the bathroom beforehand.
I was just planning to hop in for a bit today, so I didn't go to the bathroom! Crap. I messed up!
Of course, I'm not wearing a diaper either. At this rate, my bed is going to become a flood zone.
"Ugh!"
The sensation in my real-life bladder forcibly links to this body.
A fierce urge to pee surges into my brain!
"Ahhh—my dignity as a human! My dignityyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!"
Swoosh. A spaceship passed far overhead.
At the same time, a player icon appeared on the radar.
"Player... spaceship...!"
I sprinted toward the player icon. Thrusters at full power. I fired the thrusters for 1.2 seconds, landed, then dashed again with the thrusters—repeating the cycle.
The spaceship descended into the forest. I entered the forest too.
I spotted figures. Two Space Girls and one guide-girl (?), three people in total.
"E-e-excuse me! Please let me board your spaceship!!"
My urge to pee completely drowned out my fear of interacting with others.
"...!? You're...!"
"Ahh! Player name 'Shiki'...! I finally found you!"
'Oh, so this is the one Sheena-chan was talking about, huh?'
Their reaction was different than I expected, but whatever!
"U-uh! The spaceship...! I know it's a terribly selfish request, but... the toilet alert!! In about five minutes, I—I'm going to wet myself!"
"""Ehhhhh!!?"""
It's embarrassing to say something like that, but now's not the time to care.
Compared to wetting myself, this is nothing...!
"Understood! Hurry and ge——"
"Wait."
The Space Girl with the narrow-eyed stare stopped the pink-haired Space Girl with her arm.
"Very well. We'll let you board our spaceship."
"Th-thank yo——!"
"But there's a condition. Since we're letting you onboard, you must agree to do a-ny-thing we ask. One thing."
"Eh!?"
"Hey, Sheena! Are you seriously saying that now!? There's a toilet alert going off!"
"Yes. This is extremely convenient."
"You—you little...!"
"Now, choose. Wet yourself, or accept our request and board the spaceship."
'Whoa, it's a demon! A demon's here!'
A request... are they going to ask for an item or money or something? Ugh...! N-no good. I can't think straight...!
"I-I'll do anything you say! Just let me onboard already!!"
"Very well. Then, Nico, hand over all your money to me and die."
"Roger that! I'll die! —Like hell I will! Why do I have to die!?"
"That spaceship only seats three, including the guide-girl."
'Sorry, Nico!'
"Guh! Even so, you...! Argh, now's not the time for this!!"
The Space Girl named Nico transferred all her money via the system screen and then—
"Namu-san!!"
—committed seppuku with her laser saber.
I boarded the spaceship with the remaining Space Girl and the guide-girl. The guide-girl piloted the ship.
"Shiki-san. Your friend code, please."
"Y-yes..."
"If you unfriend me, I won't forgive you."
"...Okay..."
"I look forward to the day we meet again."
I safely returned to the Space Station and immediately logged out.
"Outta the way, outta the wayyy!!"
"...Ugh. Don't run in the house, sis."
Dodging my little sister who came out of her room, I dashed to the toilet.
...I managed to preserve my dignity! Thank goodness!
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I decided not to log in again today.
I quickly finished my school prep for tomorrow and looked up "White Meteor" on my PC.
"White Meteor—A player who appeared one month after the release of Infinite Space. Player name: 'Shirahoshi'. Wields the Ultimate Weapon 'GodAccel', and sweeps away players with overwhelming speed."
So her name is Shirahoshi-chan.
"Primarily appears on the moon and acts hostile toward players. Though often absent, she appears on the moon at least once every two days. Since moon exploration requires a minimum stay of three days, conflict is unavoidable. Due to her player name and her meteor-like speed, she was given the title 'White Meteor.' Some speculate she isn't a player at all, but a raid boss created by the developers."
Apparently, no one has defeated her yet. There's even a theory that defeating White Meteor is the condition for clearing the game. Some armies are said to be operating with the sole goal of taking her down. Maybe that group on the moon I saw was one of those armies.
"White Meteor... huh."
The ultimate prey.
Someday, I want to put a bullet through her head.
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