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Chapter 26: Merlin (Yes! Yes! Yes!)



Merlin, Merlin, Merlin

Before Merlin was Merlin, Merlin was Myrddin and that is shit (literally) but luckily, shit grew up to be a druid who's all for the green. Spiritual descendants got that green too like a captain whose heart is beef with the green suit jacket 1which Monsieur Merde2 also wears. All three are affected by the green. All are shit.

Shit, shit, shit like the sides of a triangle. Add the angles and you'll get the 180. To be straight with you, they all mad. Merlin in the true sense of the word, Merde cause he's merde and Beefheart cause he was made an alien when he wore the trout mask. Speaking of Trout Mask Replica1, I don't agree that Trout mask Replica is shit. Instead, what it is is experimental music so experimental it became the experiment that transcended the music medium into novel. So novel was Trout Mask Replica, only a novel could decipher what it is that's what it did. Album and Book for A and B, C for conspiracy and Merlin's is this:

1. First Blood1 is Trout Mask Replica perfected 

2. The red cover of Trout Mask Replica is represented by the Blood in the name "First Blood"

3. Trout stands for Trautman in First Blood, a Colonel (hard-as-nail fact)

4. Mask stands for the face that John Rambo1 tried to wear when he returned to civilian life (failed supremely)

5. Replica stands for the model of the aggressive, raw, violent lone wolf trope that John Rambo epitomized (exquisite success).

That is Trout Mask Replica for you. So high an album, it can never come down like (In) The Aeroplane Over the Sea.1 Neutral Milk Hotel is second best to Cheap Hotel 2only because Molly Millions stayed in the latter. Later, if asked you choose between Molly and Millions, choose Molly for Molly is the 'white rabbit', the late night, the knight in shining amor3.

Amor, Amor, Amor 

Love on the Rocks 1while vibing to Love on the Brain2 is the ideal way for the knight in shining armor to spend the evening. 


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