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Chapter 25: Merlin (No! No! No!)



…Merlin even without the Arthur."


Another!


"El Mago on the pitch, Britain's in love with David Silva1. David on the silver screen, Britain loves Hollywood, holy wood, Merlyn Wood2

Merlin with the wooden staff, Merlin with the wooden staff 

Merlin with the wooden staff is mad. Merlin with the wooden staff is merde. Merlin with the wooden staff is Myrrdin. 

Myrrdin, Myrrdin, Myrddin

Myrddin is Merlin's original name before Merlin became popular. Hydlide 1was where the health bar in role-playing games was introduced but Dragon Buster2 was the one that made it popular

Dragon Buster, Dragon Buster, Dragon Buster

Dragon Buster released in 1984, 1984 like Orwell1. Oh well, George just killed the dragon2.

Killed the dragon, killed the dragon, killed the dragon

Britain loves Killing Eve1. Not Season 4 for that is when Villanelle got killed. 

Killed, Killed, Killed

Jodie1 killed Ctrl like its a deluxe. That is what Season 4 feels like to America: A deluxe it can do without. Still, Britain binges it again and again for Britain loves Jodie2. 

Jodie, Jodie, Jodie

Britain loves Jodie as much as it loves SZA1

SZA, SZA, SZA

Long live SZA! The Caesar is dead. Long live SZA!

SZA, SZA, SZA

The Salad is dead. Long live Sea Czar!"

See Czar, See Czar, See Czar

Saw King and he was red. Read about King Charles III 's painting and blushed. Blushed all the way red like his uniform of the Welsh Guards

Welsh, Welsh, Welsh

Will the King be as traditional as the Welsh soup (Cawl) or as progressive as the Archmagos Belisarius 1(Cawl)? Merlin has no f****** idea.

Do you?


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