NOVEL WEB Siheyuan: the beginning to realize the freedom of cooking
Chapter 62 The Soul of Rolls-Royce
Lin Aijun looked sympathetically at the beating dog.
He completely understands the mood of the dog.
As a person who has time-travel experience, it is really unbearable to wake up and see such a big contrast in your shell.
Fortunately, he didn't fix Jia Zhang's body, otherwise he would have bought a piece of tofu and smashed it to death.
I saw that the dog first raised its front legs to look in the mirror, and then raised its hind legs to look in the mirror.
With a look of frustration, she burst into tears.
"Where... what the hell is my tendon? What about my hair? The hair on my head used to be similar to that of a lion, but now there are only three handfuls left??" The earth dog couldn't stop crying.
"Well... Anyway, since you are here, you will be safe! We will get along happily in the future, do you have a name?" Lin Aijun comforted the dog.
The earth dog was immersed in his own sorrow, unable to extricate himself for a long time, and didn't care much about the name: "No, you can choose one for yourself!"
"Miss System arranged for the second senior brother to come over, and then Da Lang came. The three hairs on your head should be called Sanmao."
"Okay, let's call it Sanmao. Second senior brother and Dalang? What do you mean?" the earth dog remembered and asked.
"Second Senior Brother is Zhu Bajie in "Journey to the West", the second of the four disciples to go to the West to learn Buddhist scriptures. Dalang is Pan Jinlian's man in "Jin Ping Mei", and was poisoned to death by his wife in the end. Just two names, I took it for the two animals that came before you." Lin Aijun explained to Sanmao very patiently.
"I know "Journey to the West". It is often played on TV, so what is "Jin Ping Mei"?" San Mao looked puzzled.
Lin Aijun suddenly remembered that Sanmao had only learned the human language for a few days: "Sorry, I forgot that you have never read a book and have no education. This is a novel, which has been banned for a long time. There are text versions and embroidered images. of."
"Can you buy the embroidered version and come back and let me have a look and study it. The writing seems to me to be too laborious." Sanmao made a request.
"It's not easy, this book has to be reported according to a certain level before I can buy it, I can only look back to see if there is any in the second-hand book stalls, and if I buy it, I will show you." Lin Aijun did not dare to promise: "Yes Well, it takes 62 years for this natural disaster to be over, don’t run around in these two years, and be careful that others will catch you back and make dog meat stew.”
"Who the hell dares to provoke me? I tore his throat!" Sanmao immediately made an attacking gesture when she heard this, and said in a rough voice, her bony paws kept pawing on the ground a few times.
"Don't be brave! Look at your thin arms and legs, can you go out and fight with others? You are now the appearance of a tractor, the soul of Rolls-Royce! Keep a low profile and mix until 63 , I guess there won’t be many people who want to make dog meat with you in the future." Lin Aijun kindly reminded Sanmao that things are not what they used to be.
When Sanmao heard it, he instantly felt like a deflated ball. What a sad story!
His status among the dogs is so respected, so noble, like a god of war, but now he is reduced to a skinny dog, how embarrassing it is, where is his dog face?
Lin Aijun was a little confused.
"Sanmao, you said that other people who travel through time travel have very powerful cheats, and their force value is very high. Why did Miss System make us so frustrated when I came to you and me? Why didn't she give me something like Superman? What about the ability to fly into the sky and escape from the ground?"
Sanmao looked at Lin Aijun in disgust, and couldn't help shaking his head: "Hey, your aesthetics are really ordinary. Before time travel, I watched it on TV, and that guy was a blue tights wearing underwear. Pantyhose, a jacket with red underpants, a flying idiot. I also put an S with a capital SB on the chest. It's a beautiful and neat thing. It doesn't work!
Miss System said that all of us in China are descendants of dragons.Since the age of mythology, we have been different from those Western cultures that rely on cheating gods to save the world.The Great Flood in the West escaped by building a Noah's Ark.During our great flood, Dayu controlled the flood and went through the house three times without entering to save the people.Our nation has always relied on our own efforts to overcome difficulties.
She also said that if a person is stupid, no matter how powerful the player is, he can still play badly with a good hand; "
Lin Aijun couldn't help laughing, it's true, there's nothing wrong with it!
"Sanmao, how did you say 'we' so smoothly?"
"Sorry, I forgot that I'm not human!" Sanmao suddenly reacted: "By the way, Xiao Junjun——!"
"Call him Junzi!" Lin Aijun corrected, he really couldn't bear the voice of a big man calling him Xiaojunjun.
"Junzi, your food is really bad, can you improve it for me? I can eat your dog food now, but if things go on like this, I'm afraid that my Rolls-Royce soul will be gone." Sanmao Pulling the floor with his front legs, he said a little embarrassedly.
"What do you want to eat?" Lin Aijun asked.
"It's best to have some meat for every meal, such as chicken, beef, and mutton. Then I can eat some rice, steamed buns, noodles, etc., but not too much. Mix it well and have a balanced nutrition." Sanmao is like a treasure.
"Do you know that your request is a luxury in this day and age?" Lin Aijun asked back.
"I know, but don't you have them all in your space? I saw them all when I wore them! Don't be stingy, I'll eat a little!" Sanmao smiled knowingly.
There was a knock on the door from Silly Zhu.
"Brother Junzi, why have you stayed in the room all morning?"
After Lin Aijun put the dog food into the space, he opened the door.
Silly Zhu saw Sanmao in the house at a glance: "Brother Junzi, where did you get a dirt dog?"
Lin Aijun said casually: "I picked it up by accident when I went out for a walk early in the morning."
Silly Zhu was taken aback: "Brother Junzi, isn't this luck really good? Where did you pick it up? Take me there and I'll pick one up too!"
"You also said that you are really lucky, don't go, you can't have any more appointments." Lin Aijun thought, the probability of picking it up is about 0.0000001%.
Silly Zhu is easy to deceive, so he will stop entanglement after hearing the words.
"Brother Junzi, it's summer, so it's not suitable to eat dog meat. Dog meat is warm in nature. After the beginning of winter, eating dog meat will nourish the stomach, strengthen the yang and drive away the cold. If you can pair it with a little Erguotou, it will be perfect! It’s just that this native dog looks too skinny, and it happens to have some days left, so we raise it for a few months to fatten it up before slaughtering it.”
Lin Aijun thought in his heart, that's too bad!
Sure enough, Sanmao suddenly switched to an attacking state, pounced on Sha Zhu, and opened his mouth to bite Sha Zhu.
Sanmao was full of confidence at first, but suddenly realized that he was not familiar with the body length of this earth dog, and forgot to recalculate the distance for a while, and pounced according to his previous habits, but failed to throw himself down, and lay down in front of Sha Zhu.
Sanmao sighed in his heart.
Rolls-Royce has lost all face...
He completely understands the mood of the dog.
As a person who has time-travel experience, it is really unbearable to wake up and see such a big contrast in your shell.
Fortunately, he didn't fix Jia Zhang's body, otherwise he would have bought a piece of tofu and smashed it to death.
I saw that the dog first raised its front legs to look in the mirror, and then raised its hind legs to look in the mirror.
With a look of frustration, she burst into tears.
"Where... what the hell is my tendon? What about my hair? The hair on my head used to be similar to that of a lion, but now there are only three handfuls left??" The earth dog couldn't stop crying.
"Well... Anyway, since you are here, you will be safe! We will get along happily in the future, do you have a name?" Lin Aijun comforted the dog.
The earth dog was immersed in his own sorrow, unable to extricate himself for a long time, and didn't care much about the name: "No, you can choose one for yourself!"
"Miss System arranged for the second senior brother to come over, and then Da Lang came. The three hairs on your head should be called Sanmao."
"Okay, let's call it Sanmao. Second senior brother and Dalang? What do you mean?" the earth dog remembered and asked.
"Second Senior Brother is Zhu Bajie in "Journey to the West", the second of the four disciples to go to the West to learn Buddhist scriptures. Dalang is Pan Jinlian's man in "Jin Ping Mei", and was poisoned to death by his wife in the end. Just two names, I took it for the two animals that came before you." Lin Aijun explained to Sanmao very patiently.
"I know "Journey to the West". It is often played on TV, so what is "Jin Ping Mei"?" San Mao looked puzzled.
Lin Aijun suddenly remembered that Sanmao had only learned the human language for a few days: "Sorry, I forgot that you have never read a book and have no education. This is a novel, which has been banned for a long time. There are text versions and embroidered images. of."
"Can you buy the embroidered version and come back and let me have a look and study it. The writing seems to me to be too laborious." Sanmao made a request.
"It's not easy, this book has to be reported according to a certain level before I can buy it, I can only look back to see if there is any in the second-hand book stalls, and if I buy it, I will show you." Lin Aijun did not dare to promise: "Yes Well, it takes 62 years for this natural disaster to be over, don’t run around in these two years, and be careful that others will catch you back and make dog meat stew.”
"Who the hell dares to provoke me? I tore his throat!" Sanmao immediately made an attacking gesture when she heard this, and said in a rough voice, her bony paws kept pawing on the ground a few times.
"Don't be brave! Look at your thin arms and legs, can you go out and fight with others? You are now the appearance of a tractor, the soul of Rolls-Royce! Keep a low profile and mix until 63 , I guess there won’t be many people who want to make dog meat with you in the future." Lin Aijun kindly reminded Sanmao that things are not what they used to be.
When Sanmao heard it, he instantly felt like a deflated ball. What a sad story!
His status among the dogs is so respected, so noble, like a god of war, but now he is reduced to a skinny dog, how embarrassing it is, where is his dog face?
Lin Aijun was a little confused.
"Sanmao, you said that other people who travel through time travel have very powerful cheats, and their force value is very high. Why did Miss System make us so frustrated when I came to you and me? Why didn't she give me something like Superman? What about the ability to fly into the sky and escape from the ground?"
Sanmao looked at Lin Aijun in disgust, and couldn't help shaking his head: "Hey, your aesthetics are really ordinary. Before time travel, I watched it on TV, and that guy was a blue tights wearing underwear. Pantyhose, a jacket with red underpants, a flying idiot. I also put an S with a capital SB on the chest. It's a beautiful and neat thing. It doesn't work!
Miss System said that all of us in China are descendants of dragons.Since the age of mythology, we have been different from those Western cultures that rely on cheating gods to save the world.The Great Flood in the West escaped by building a Noah's Ark.During our great flood, Dayu controlled the flood and went through the house three times without entering to save the people.Our nation has always relied on our own efforts to overcome difficulties.
She also said that if a person is stupid, no matter how powerful the player is, he can still play badly with a good hand; "
Lin Aijun couldn't help laughing, it's true, there's nothing wrong with it!
"Sanmao, how did you say 'we' so smoothly?"
"Sorry, I forgot that I'm not human!" Sanmao suddenly reacted: "By the way, Xiao Junjun——!"
"Call him Junzi!" Lin Aijun corrected, he really couldn't bear the voice of a big man calling him Xiaojunjun.
"Junzi, your food is really bad, can you improve it for me? I can eat your dog food now, but if things go on like this, I'm afraid that my Rolls-Royce soul will be gone." Sanmao Pulling the floor with his front legs, he said a little embarrassedly.
"What do you want to eat?" Lin Aijun asked.
"It's best to have some meat for every meal, such as chicken, beef, and mutton. Then I can eat some rice, steamed buns, noodles, etc., but not too much. Mix it well and have a balanced nutrition." Sanmao is like a treasure.
"Do you know that your request is a luxury in this day and age?" Lin Aijun asked back.
"I know, but don't you have them all in your space? I saw them all when I wore them! Don't be stingy, I'll eat a little!" Sanmao smiled knowingly.
There was a knock on the door from Silly Zhu.
"Brother Junzi, why have you stayed in the room all morning?"
After Lin Aijun put the dog food into the space, he opened the door.
Silly Zhu saw Sanmao in the house at a glance: "Brother Junzi, where did you get a dirt dog?"
Lin Aijun said casually: "I picked it up by accident when I went out for a walk early in the morning."
Silly Zhu was taken aback: "Brother Junzi, isn't this luck really good? Where did you pick it up? Take me there and I'll pick one up too!"
"You also said that you are really lucky, don't go, you can't have any more appointments." Lin Aijun thought, the probability of picking it up is about 0.0000001%.
Silly Zhu is easy to deceive, so he will stop entanglement after hearing the words.
"Brother Junzi, it's summer, so it's not suitable to eat dog meat. Dog meat is warm in nature. After the beginning of winter, eating dog meat will nourish the stomach, strengthen the yang and drive away the cold. If you can pair it with a little Erguotou, it will be perfect! It’s just that this native dog looks too skinny, and it happens to have some days left, so we raise it for a few months to fatten it up before slaughtering it.”
Lin Aijun thought in his heart, that's too bad!
Sure enough, Sanmao suddenly switched to an attacking state, pounced on Sha Zhu, and opened his mouth to bite Sha Zhu.
Sanmao was full of confidence at first, but suddenly realized that he was not familiar with the body length of this earth dog, and forgot to recalculate the distance for a while, and pounced according to his previous habits, but failed to throw himself down, and lay down in front of Sha Zhu.
Sanmao sighed in his heart.
Rolls-Royce has lost all face...
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