Siheyuan: the beginning to realize the freedom of cooking

Next morning, weekend.

Lin Aijun woke up naturally after falling asleep, feeling very wow!

Open the system to sign in.

【Ding!Congratulations to the host, you signed a dog! 】

As soon as the voice fell, the system went off.

On the ground appeared a skinny, skinny dog ​​with little flesh.

Lin Aijun is used to seeing it, and now that he has allocated space, let alone a dog, even if he signs an elephant, he doesn't have to be as embarrassed as the second senior brother was.

He stepped forward and picked up the super skinny dirt dog. The tentacles were skin and bones.

I turned over my stomach and looked, it was very good, it was a male dog!

There is not even a sanitary napkin these days, let alone a dog sanitary napkin. He doesn't want to serve the dog's aunt at all!

The earth dog obviously didn't expect that Lin Aijun would come forward to look at its stomach, and grinned to bite him.

Lin Aijun understands that he is a stranger to the native dog, and animals are indeed wary at the beginning.

So he loosened his hand and put the dog on the ground.

I found two old enamel bowls, poured part of the dog food I signed in last night into one, and poured a little boiled water into the other.

Lin Aijun carried the dog to the bowl and let it eat dog food.

Poor for the hairy kid, the ribs on the body are all visible, supported by four thin claws, and the whole body is malnourished.

The earth dog looked at Lin Aijun with disgust, sighed, then lowered its head, stuck out its tongue and began to eat dog food.

Lin Aijun couldn't believe his eyes.

Does this earth dog despise himself? ?

Thanks to myself, he kindly gave it dog food? !
Look at the earth dog again, burying his head in the enamel bowl, while eating, he looked up from time to time and sighed a few times.

Lin Aijun thinks that this local dog is probably disliking the dog food for its poor quality and poor food standard? !
Forget it, don't think about it.

The earth dog was eating dog food quietly, and Lin Aijun remembered that he hadn't had breakfast yet, so he walked to the washbasin, ready to wash up and go out to Shazhu's room for breakfast.

"Xiao Junjun—!"

Suddenly, a rough male voice came from behind.

Lin Aijun was shocked!
Turn around and look around, there is no one!

What the hell!
This is so scary, even though it is broad daylight!
He was very sure, sure, sure that the voice came from this room.

I felt my heart beating instantly.

So he quickly took a look under his bed, no one was there!

Open the closet door, no one!

I searched all the corners of the house where people might be hiding, but there was still no one!

Lin Aijun swallowed a mouthful of saliva, reached out and touched his forehead, Nima Khan also came out!

"Xiao Junjun—!"

Suddenly, another rough male voice came from behind.

Feeling that the voice was very close to her, Lin Aijun slowly turned her head suspiciously.

I saw that the room was empty, and there was really no one else except myself.

There was only a skinny dog ​​looking up at him.

"Xiao Junjun—! I have called you several times, why is my eyes so hard?! I haven't seen it yet!!"

The earth dog opened its mouth, and a slightly familiar rough male voice came out of the earth dog's mouth.

Lin Aijun's eyes widened, and he couldn't help taking a step back in fright.

Then he pinched his arm vigorously with his hand.

Fuck!It hurts!
This dog is really talking about people!
"You... you... are you talking human?!"

Lin Aijun's hand trembling as he pointed at the dog, even his voice trembled a little.

The earth dog gave him a contemptuous look of "you have never seen the world".

"That's right, the Lun family was arranged by the system!"

The rough male voice in Tugou's mouth and the "feminine" in his expression form an extreme dissonance.

Just like a 200-pound cut-cut old man who is big and thick, wearing a floral dress, black mesh stockings, stepping on a pair of red high-heeled shoes, carrying a small cream-colored satchel, and appearing in front of him with exquisite makeup.

Lin Aijun felt like he was insane!

"Do all your dogs talk like that?"

As soon as the words came out of his mouth, Lin Aijun felt that his question was a bit off the point, shouldn't he first ask the system sister why she arranged for it to come here?

But Lin Aijun was still a little curious.

"The Lun family didn't know how to speak human language. When the system arranged for the Lun family to come over, they trained the Lun family in human language for a few days." Tugou told Lin Aijun without reservation.

When the dog said this, Lin Aijun immediately remembered that last night, before the system went off, he was speaking the training language.

"As a human being, Miss System personally trained you?" Lin Aijun asked.

"Yes, it's her! The Lun family said that you have such a low EQ?" The earth dog suddenly squinted at Lin Aijun.

Lin Aijun was speechless after being slapped like this by the local dog: "Where is it low?! It's okay!"

"Call her older, and you'll call her old. Which woman would like to be called old? Call her younger, and you'll take advantage of her. After all, she's better than you by a little bit." The earth dog began to teach Lin Aijun earnestly.

Lin Aijun thought about it after hearing the words, and there was indeed nothing wrong with these words.

"Then according to you, what should it be called?"

"Call...Miss Sister! Young and old eat it all!" The earth dog had an expression of "you are so earthy".

Lin Aijun nodded with a smile: "No problem! It's definitely a bit better! What is Miss System's identity? She can arrange for you to come over, and she can speak human words. She's definitely better than me."

The earth dog gave Lin Aijun a wary look.

"The Lun family definitely can't tell you. The Miss System said that if the spoiler is revealed in advance, the function of talking to the Lun family will be revoked. This is a benefit that the Lun family has been asking for for a long time. She said that if a person can speak human , you can’t keep your mouth open! You must not say what you shouldn’t say! And you can’t speak in front of others except you.”

"Okay, I won't ask anymore. Can you stop calling yourself such a Lun family? I'm really not used to it!" Lin Aijun said suddenly.

"Why?" The earth dog didn't understand.

"The Lun family is usually used by hypocritical women to call themselves! Normal people call themselves me!" Lin Aijun looked serious.

The earth dog was dumbfounded.

"Ah-! This--! The Lun family... no... blame me for not being good at learning! Sigh... it's not easy to speak good words!"

"Can you tell me, what is the mission Miss System sent you here?" Lin Aijun finally got to the point.

The earth dog suddenly looked serious.

"The life of a dog is generally 10 to 15 years. I have a better breed and live longer. There is no problem for about 20 years. Miss System said that the next ten years will be particularly difficult. She is very busy and has no time to watch over you. Let me stay by your side just in case."

"I see! But your breed isn't very good?!"

Lin Aijun wondered how a native dog could feel so good about himself.

So, he picked up the mirror on the desk and put it in front of the dog.

"Look, aren't you just a dirt dog?"

There was only a burst of screams coming from the dog's mouth.

"Ahhhh!! I'm a Tibetan mastiff!! How come I'm wearing it on a dirt dog!!"