Regarding Those Matters of Me and My Little Sister

Zhang Xiong had lost his magazine, and Lin Yin Yin was suddenly angry, and once I thought about it, my head was spinning, and I was afraid that the magazine had been given to Lin Yin Yin.

I kicked Zhang Xiong and said, "Did you hide the magazine in a bag with the famous books? He was shocked, then confused: "Fuck, if it's missing, I might have, when you guys said the teacher suddenly came in, I just hid it. Fuck!"

I was so fucked, I couldn't even jump into the yellow river now. I hurried to make it clear with him: "Lin Yin Yin already knows, she said she would scold me later and I am going to say you sent it."

Zhang Xiong was so angry that he spat blood: "You son of a bitch, you are not righteous enough, I also gave you money!"

I said who told you to put it in that book? I can't guarantee how Lin Yin Yin would dislike me. Zhang Xiong cursed and took out a Mao grandpa and threw it to me: "I don't care about you, you find your own excuse, just don't say I sent it." (TN: Jeez, Mao grandpa is referring to the Yuan, and Mao is on the 100 Yuan bill, which is about 15 USD.)

A hundred yuan bill immediately caught my eye, which is almost a month of my living expenses ah. I put it in my pant's pocket, Zhang Xiong asked me if I understood, I nodded with a few curses, forget it, for money I took the black pot. (TN: Black pot kind of means the blame.)

The first thing I did was to think about how to fool Lin Yin Yin. The result is that Lin Yin Yin is already staring at me, I dryly laugh, and with a cold face she walked outside.

I understood what she meant and followed her out with a steady mind. She was waiting for me in the hallway, ready to get angry.

As soon as I passed, I spoke first: "Class president, I'm really sorry, I didn't mean to, that magazine was circulated in my dormitory, the teacher checked the room at noon, a son of a bitch stuffed it with the famous books hidden, and he just told me."

I did not reveal Zhang Xiong is the culprit so I should be fine. Lin Yin Yin crossed her eyebrows: "I don't care what your reason is, anyway I'm angry, so disgusting, the things you gave me!"

I said, it's my fault, you can punish me any way you want.

She coldly grunted: "I don't have time for you, I took the book, after the study session you come to my seat to get it, don't let others see you, don't talk to me in the future!"

She is acting like a child. She didn't even want to talk to me anymore. But I was really relieved that she only asked me to take my books back and didn't ask for anything else, so it was good that I escaped with my life.

I nodded my head and said yes, she glared at me and went back to class in anger. I sighed and started to have bad luck again.

The evening study continued, and the matter was considered done. Zhang Xiong is very satisfied with my approach, he began to think of a new pick-up line.

I was making up my homework, there was nothing that happened, and the classroom was very pleasant.

But the homeroom teacher came at the end of the study period. This woman is iron-faced and strict.

Once she came, everyone was quiet, all to see what she wanted. I also look at the teacher who is on the podium to look at us, eye's like an eagle's: "It's been a week since the beginning of the school year, from now on we have to officially start classes."

This speech is like bullshit, we do not understand. The homeroom teacher continued, "In order to avoid distractions, I can no longer tolerate extracurricular books, class officers now collect extracurricular books for me." (TN: Uh oh.)

The whole classroom is in an uproar, and we could say we're too poor and could say we don't have any extracurricular books, but she took us by surprise

More than half of the students panicked, Zhang Xiong patted his chest: "Fortunately, I only like to read dirty books, and dirty books were given to ......"

This pussy said something that didn't need to be said, my heart sunk, and we looked at each other in a panic.

The end, that magazine was in Lin Yin Yin's hands!

I looked up at Lin Yin Yin, she was obviously scared silly, did not dare to move, head hanging low.

Zhang Xiong asked in shock: "She didn't give the book back?"

I said I was going to, but we were interrupted, and now it's still in her desk. Zhang Xiong slapped his thighs and said he was in trouble.

He's not. The one who is most miserable is me, right? If Lin Yin Yin is found, 80% will she say that the book is mine, the teacher also it would be impossible that she would read that kind of book, I am absolutely dead.

I was restless, and my legs were shaking. Zhang Xiong took out another fifty: "Anyway, this has nothing to do with me, I can not afford to lose face, Li Chen, you take care of yourself." (TN: about 7 USD.)

He shoved the money at me and I took it, I cursed a few times, the class teacher frowned and questioned: "Lin Yin Yin, Li Chen, what happened to you? Why haven't you started checking, ah?"

The rest of the class officers had already gotten up and started checking, but Lin Yin Yin and I didn't move. Now when the class teacher opened her mouth, I had to get up and my face turned white.

Lin Yin Yin also got up and asked her deskmate to open her book bag in a panic. The classroom was in shambles, but it didn't matter, the teacher was taking away the books, not being held accountable, they would at most lose a few of their beloved books, but Lin Yin Yin was different, she had dirty books, and I had given them to her.

I am scared to check my classmates' bags and desks, and I'm really sweating. Now I'm not even afraid of gangsters anymore, but I'm afraid of this kind of thing, as if I can see the coming tragedy.

Lin Yin Yin was like an ostrich, lowering her head one by one while inspecting, she did not dare to look at her own seat. And on her side of the seat, a class officer was already close.

I was anxious, but there was nothing I could do. Not long after I met with Lin Yin Yin, she gave me a sideways glance, looking panicked, and looking like she was about to cry

I am very sorry, this kind of moment is not good time to talk, the two men also examine the seats very well, you have to go right next to the seat to check.

Our bodies were near each other, and Lin Yin Yin's little hand took the opportunity to pinch me, so much so that I almost screamed out in pain.

This is definitely not flirting, she is totally retaliating against me and venting her panic by the way.

And by her seat, the class officers have begun to check. I peeked over, without the slightest chance to help, the kid pulled out a magazine with a clatter, which was placed on top of the pile of extracurricular books he had collected, but suddenly he stopped again, blinking foolishly.

Miserable. Lin Yin Yin beside me seemed to let out a whimper. Then the class officer was at a loss for words, while the student next to me exclaimed, "Holy shit!"

This movement immediately caught the class teacher's attention, and she quickly went over to take a look, her face as black as charcoal.

The whole class noticed, and a burst of laughter was heard, and all eyes gathered on Lin Yin Yin.

She is usually quite composed, but I didn't expect her to be so weak at this moment, she squatted down to block her face, not daring to face everyone.

The laughter intensified. The class teacher took the magazine away with a swipe: "Lin Yin Yin, is this yours?"

She was so ruthless that she tore the magazine to pieces, scaring everyone and shutting their mouths. Lin Yin Yin shivered twice, unable to say anything.

"Lin Yin Yin, explain this to me!" The class teacher continued to lash out, I thought she was really going too far, how could she do this to Lin Yan Yan's face?

The classroom was silent, everyone was looking at Lin Yin Yin. How could she face people after this?

I was thinking fast, considering the possibility of helping her, when the class teacher approached her directly: "Lin Yin Yin, is it your book or not?"

The class teacher seemed to want to give her a chance to explain, and Lin Yin Yin looked up timidly, her face flushed with shame.

The moment she looked up, she looked at me a few times and her lips moved slightly. I secretly thought, forget it, just say it's mine, I'm a man who can handle these humiliating things.

The result is that before I say anything, she tearfully looks at the class teacher: "It's mine, I won't bring it later."

The class was shocked at these words, the male students' eyes were wide open, I knew what they were thinking, although they were all laughing, but they still didn't quite believe that Lin Yin Yin would read pornographic books.

I was dumbfounded, this little student is too stupid, right? I can't believe she admitted it.

The class teacher was furious, and her last chance was gone: "Follow me to the office!"

Lin YinYin was so ashamed that she stood up amidst a gust of quiet whisperings, and almost lost her footing, holding on to her desk.

And I reacted, this girl is stupid, but I was really touched, I mustered up the strength to speak: "Teacher, that is my book, Lin Yin Yin asked me to borrow a book to read, I deliberately tease her, and gave her a dirty book, she has not even read, I did not expect you to raid ......"

This statement was obviously accepted by everyone, the literature member also spoke: "Teacher, the class president could not be like that, it must be Li Chen's."

This woman is really quick to speak, my lips twitched, well, it is mine.

The homeroom teacher immediately eased up, she obviously did not want to chastise Lin Yin Yin, but could not lose her authority, chastising me was the best thing to do.

So she looked at me coldly: "Li Chen, is it really yours?"

I said yes, I've seen half of it. Some laughter rang out in the classroom. I suddenly felt okay, as a man, what is wrong with reading pornographic books? I don't care what the girls think anyway, so far I only care about my sister.

I firmly admitted it, and Lin Yin Yin, the loli, made another stupid mistake: "It's mine, I bought it myself." (TN: Omg literally stop…)

I'm convinced that this girl has a tongue of knives and a heart of tofu, and that's why I need to take the blame (TN: As you might be able to imagine, heart of knives and tongue of tofu basically means, they’re cold but have good intentions)

I'll make a big move to shut her up: “My private affair with my landlord's daughter. It's on the cover."

There was instant laughter, and some of the boys cheered, "Awesome!" The girls, on the other hand, shyly and quaintly cursed in low tones, and Lin Yin Yin blushed, unable to say anything.

The homeroom teacher was the angriest, turned around and left: "Li Chen, get your ass over here!"

I took a breath, today I have lost my reputation, Lin Yin Yin, I am sorry, okay?

Lifting my feet to go to the office, Lin Yin Yin bit her lips to look at me, and already looked like a little child.

Translator Notes: That’s it for now, and sorry for the late chapter again… 🙇🙇🙇🙇 anyways, MC mans up and takes one for the team!! Wonder what his punishment is going to be… poor him… we’ll find out next time, see you all later!!!