RE: Filthy Gamer in Narutoverse

Hentai Shinobi Rule 49: Eat well and recover properly; a Harem is a hell for those with weak minds and bodies.

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A/N: I first planned to skip to the start of the mission after the previous smut scene and instead draw the remaining Bj scene. However, @timm7895 talked some sense into me and persuaded me to do otherwise. I was made to recall that Mito never had any explicit scenes in the OG FGN, and cutting things short would just be sad. So, the continuation of that smut alongside some sauce from Tsunade is all thanks to Timm.

PS. The previous author's note… was written long ago. Still haven't been good with art to draw shit.

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{Kinks Warning: Well… it's just wild, even for me.}

Hidden by the leaves and the gloomy new moon, the nights in Konoha are rarely boisterous after establishing the most recent curfew once the news of Uzushiogakure's destruction spread. Only authorized parties, like the Anbu, Root, and the Konoha Police, patrolled Konoha's interiors and immediate borders from light and shadow alike. Then came the clansmen, who guarded the perimeters of their Clan's Compounds, flickering in the night and maintaining fretful caution. Chunins would occasionally bring inexperienced Genins to let them experience these moments.

Eager to see his daughter safe and sound, Yata occasionally accompanied Mikoto during these moments, teaching her a few things he learned from unpleasant experiences. It was also one of the rare moments when he spent time with his daughter. After all, being a Clan's head wasn't an effortless task.

But it had its perks.

For instance, tonight—

"Hnyaa—"

"Shh," Yata suddenly covered Kyo's mouth in the dim room. "Mikoto's sleeping, dear. We can't be loud."

He could practically feel Kyo's annoyed glare as he slowly removed his hand from her lips.

"Then why do it tonight?" she scoffed as he felt his partner's errand digits suddenly near his most protected orifice.

"Well," Yata muttered. "Don't you get it? Everyone gets nervous before a mission!"

"It's Mikoto's mission!" Kyo sighed in exasperation.

"Sigh, you wouldn't understand…" Yata shook his head before grinning roguishly. "Unless we have another child."

He felt Kyo's body flinch before her reactions enhanced several times, making him snicker. "Somebody likes that idea, eh?"

Kyo hummed, looping her soft legs around his waist, instantly snatching his lips for a passionate kiss before it turned into a brief contest for dominance. Pulling back with another annoyed huff, unwilling to admit defeat, she tugged the Uchiha's prestigious clan leader closer.

"Am I the only one who's eager, Lord?"

"Bah! Your sweet words do not affect me."

She cooed softly, feeling Yata's arousal pound further into her depths. "I bet the sight of me in a maid's outfit used by those noble lords would have some effects, right, Master~?"

She blew into his ear, and the man reciprocated by blowing into Kyo.

Kyo appeared distant and isolated in public. But she was a blazing furnace of heated passion behind closed doors with Yata and their late Mistress. How Mikoto turned out so kind and gentle was anyone's wonder.

As for Mikoto…

She wasn't asleep. However, she was also oblivious to peculiar hints right under her nose. All she did was sit cross-legged on her mattress with Team 9's portrait set before her. Kyo's previous suggestions about making a Kunoichi's life less complicated outside their Shinobi Villages kept resurfacing in her mind. There were several life-saving advice. However, Kyo also had much explicit knowledge to bestow.

So, her sharingan glowed a soft crimson in darkness as she leveled her stare with the image of the cheeky youth standing cross-armed between her and Kushina. Right behind them was their Sensei.

Mikoto wouldn't recommend anyone touch the portrait without cleaning it once or twice…

'Kyo-san also said it isn't strange for growing shinobi to feel frustrated or anxious the nights before peculiarly important missions… so it's best to relieve the mind…'

The truth was different, however. Mikoto didn't feel any anxiety, but…

She had gotten used to a specific act. That cheeky smile always triggered something dark within her, prompting her sharingan to swirl spiritedly. Although she had gotten the hang of her emotions, spending hours besides that pompously smirking youth was always challenging since her thoughts constantly demanded some sort of… attention.

Mikoto gulped before forming a seal.

*Poof*

The portrait transformed into a familiar figure.

Mikoto wasn't anxious about the mission at all. But she might as well end her day to completion.

All she needed were her hands—

<<<>>>

—not enough. The blonde whimpered into the pillow, flushed thighs clamped onto an errant hand, and that voluptuous body curled on the bed. Sporting disheveled clothes, reeking of alcohol, and thoroughly perspiring despite the open windows. Still, the hand betwixt those lurid thighs and the fingers embedded within the drenched quim shouldering the mountainous responsibility of spreading the First Hokage's lineage didn't feel enough.

Tsunde bit her bottom lip before she turned and lay on her back. Her knees rose and spread apart as her other hand slid down. One of them had its fingers desperately rubbing her insides. Meanwhile, the other frantically abused the Senju Clan's jewel poking in attention slightly above her entrance.

The ripe blonde was almost desperate enough to create a clone to enjoy another pair of lips and an experienced tongue… something she might have tried during her younger years.

She wanted a pair of hands around her breasts, someone with a sensible head above their shoulders to tease and nibble her sensitive nipples. A hot exhale near her ear, a stream of gentle peppering down her neck, a playful suction of her flesh, leaving a temporary mark—

"Huff!"

Tsunade exhaled before sitting, legs still spread. Although she was wet…

Despite her arousal and systems charged with enough alcohol to buzz a small town…

'It's nothing like that…'

She worked her jaw, annoyed.

It's not like Tsunade was new to pleasing herself. She was also quirky, which made her wonder who she took after.

After all, all the women in her family weren't half as freaky as her.

Her mother was from the Namikaze family, a distant relative of theirs. But she was a woman of poise and grace. Her grandmother was also Konoha's 'First Lady,' stern and strict despite brimming with elegance that attracted everyone around her.

Tsunade shook her head and focused on her current dilemma.

It had been months since she felt pleasant…

No, it had nothing to do with Dan. She was a frequent enjoyer of self-love despite their break-up. However, she experienced a notable event at the start of the year—during Mito's and Kai's birthday party.

Tsunade slumped back with a loud groan.

It was getting worse, and Tsunade's temper began growing unchecked. Her open hostility against Konoha's administration, especially the three advisors, was a telling factor.

'Should I consume some aphrodisiac?'

Several food dishes already contained similar elements that enhanced libido, which she had tried before. However, a concentrated nectar might get things working down there. The last thing she wanted was her frustrations to get the better of her since Kai liked testing her patience on the rare days when he felt he could get away with some disrespect.

Kai was an inherently disrespectful brat who barely thought about showing her enough respect because he liked her—something he clarified long ago, with a throbbing member to the boot. It was sometimes annoying in the beginning. But being unable to enjoy her nights had strained her mind and emotions, and she'd gotten more active in guiding him down the right path through her fists.

Still, she welcomed that disrespectful tongue a few times. For instance, when he stood his ground against the Elders.

Yeah, that was…

Tsunade's fingers unconsciously swirled near her crotch as she felt her body respond to an eerie thought.

The sensation of that surprisingly fat thing embedded into her chest, his warm breaths near her ear, and those dexterous hands knowingly forcing a sudden—

Tsunade instantly pulled over a blanket, curling within herself once again as she leaked with subdued moans and more, finally feeling something pleasurable and inviting stir within.

Her body grew untamed with an anticipative climax brewing inside her depths, swirling like a whirlpool of unfulfilled emotions and frustrations, eager to find their way out in one swift, spine-tingling release!

Her moans grew louder.

Soon, she let out a dragging whine. The shape of her form under the blanket shifted as she seemed to be on her back again, with most of it raised into the air and knees thoroughly spread apart, with a wet noise schlicking at a furious pace.

"I'm—" she gasped.

<<<>>>

And so, he came.

Who knew Mito was such a sloppy loser?

It was rare for him to feel weak. Still, Kai felt a little wanting in his legs as he sat on his mattress' edge with an expression piqued with lust and simultaneous exhaustion. He wanted more and more, but his body still had limits—something his most desirous Slut touched and prodded, playing with that line like a game of skipping ropes before spitting on it, running her wet tongue through its length, and sliding her mouth down on it till her throat squeezed out more!

Ah?

What was he talking about?

It didn't matter…

Kai clutched Mito's head, almost too desperate to have those tainted lips firmly sealed around the base of his cock as his balls curled and squeezed out more of his untapped potential. He met Mito's gaze. Though bleary with lust, addled due to her hot mouth and that soul-sucking gaze, Kai continued to admire the tear stains running down Mito's eyes and the indents within her cheeks as she sucked. Disarrayed hair strands made her look like a proper slut, nothing like the elegant and stately figure in his portrait. Her fox ears disappeared about three sessions ago.

"That feels good, Mito-sama~!" his grip tightened as something with Mito stirred again, causing her to maintain the position till she felt desperate for air. However, she didn't resist against Kai's hold. Her body shuddered, and her eyes reddened for the umpteenth time before Kai let go.

Mito pulled back with a gasp, which was choked with an influx of air and a release of held spit. She heaved loudly, gulping for air with a heated look as she stared at the twitching and swollen cock drenched with saliva and traces of cum still leaking from the tip.

Naked and flushed, Mito released another unchecked squirt as she worshipped the enduring wood by bringing her face near its length. Her soft hand looped around the shaft as she soothingly pumped Kai. Her lips peppered his nutsack before sucking it as Kai's cock grew more erected with attention.

Suddenly thinking of something, Mito held the youth's legs and placed them on her shoulders before pushing Kai back on the bed with a sudden yelp.

The redhead instantly devoured his cock whole while staring at him with a lurid and almost challenging gaze. Her tongue swirled around, cleaning and staining his cock simultaneously. Loud and lurid choking noises echoed as she passionately sucked him off until Kai realized something.

'Could it be…' He thought tiredly before suddenly clamping the woman's head and neck with his calves.

Mito's eyes briefly widened before they narrowed. Her movements, despite hours of sessions, grew more excited as she sunk her head till she rubbed the tip of her nose against his crotch, forced to inhale the musk, dried spit, and cum.

*Gawk*

*Gawk*

Kai glanced at the clock. It was—

<<<>>>

4 a.m.

*Gawk*

*Gawk*

*Gawk*

Mito sat on her knees, her back slightly bent behind as her hands stranded to her sides weakly and helplessly. Her body moved at another's pace; her breasts bounced, and her abdomen shifted pleasingly. While forced to look at Kai's crotch, which constantly slapped her forehead, Mito knew the youth had an unrestricted view of her drenched slit that continued to ooze with arousal, creating a sloppy mess out of the floor—a worry that exceeded their capabilities long ago.

Kai had a firm grip on her throat, this time with both his hands. He had Mito from behind, angling her face to tilt back in an expert display of her flexibility before fucking her face with fervently bucking hips and a cock that wouldn't lie in defeat until fulfilling his most desirable ritual.

He panted and grew more bothered by Mito's jiggling breasts. He wanted to squeeze and seed them, watched them rub together after a few well-deserved coats of sticky cum.

Then his gaze fell on Mito's carpeted snatch.

"Hng," he grunted before suddenly pulling back as Mito gasped in surprise, her mouth open and tongue stuck out with threads of spit sloppily drooling down. She looked more like the most abused slut presentable in Konoha's darkest ally than the stately and stern fourth advisor.

That look was all it took to send Kai over the edge again as he released thin, watery ropes of seed that drenched Mito's chin before it traveled down the side of her cheekbones and then forehead.

Like always, she maintained that position, acting the perfect Onahole.

'The mission…' Kai huffed weakly. 'I need to prepare for the mission…'

He had to remind himself.

"Very good," Kai mustered with an exhausted look as he leaned down. A desire to spit in her mouth almost overtook him.

Should he?

No.

Not yet.

Today was all about enjoying that mouth.

He wanted to explore the humiliation kink later.

So, he gently closed Mito's mouth before pressing his stained tip against the diamond-shaped mark in the center of her forehead. He cleaned himself with a twisted smile before whispering, "You were outstanding, Mito-sama…"

He leaned down, meeting the woman's gaze. "I wonder if I should spike the real Mito-sama's food before having my way with her…"

Mito held back the eager chuff. Her spread thighs shuddered as she squirted at his words before Kai gently scooped some strands of seed from her cheek and pushed his finger into her mouth, which she promptly sucked.

"But I have you," he cooed. "Mito-sama can wait, right?"

He didn't wait for another second as Kai formed a seal and transformed Mito into the portrait, an act she reluctantly accepted without interference.

'Right…'

Kai placed that slutty portrait near the original one in his nightstand drawer before looking at his room.

Oh, what a glorious mess it was…

Kai gulped against his dry throat before he began cleaning. Boy, did he need a lot of vinegar for the stench!

<<<>>>

6 a.m.

"You look tired," Mikoto frowned with some worry. She was practically glowing and ready for the mission!

"I don't know why he didn't rest!" Kushina pouted, also well-rested. The change of pace from the mission benefitted her after the whole attack on Uzu matter.

"It's a crucial matter, Kai," Tsunade spoke sternly. "How often do I need to teach you not to be arrogant and maintain caution?" The blonde also appeared significantly less moody and pleasant despite giving Kai a verbal dress-down.

"Did you masturbate a lot and lose track of time?" a curious voice instantly silenced the remaining trio as they watched Nono adjust her glasses before she leveled her blazingly curious green orbs on Kai.

"Yep," Kai waved his hands in exhaustion, making the remaining trio gape. "Can we get on with the mission?"

His shoulders slumped slightly, and his lips were a little dry. That, coupled with the somewhat sunken cheeks, made Kai resemble the vengeful spirit of a man who lost his wife and life to several wrong decisions like gambling and drinking—aka, a middle-aged salaryman.

Sure, the trio thought Kai was jesting.

Meanwhile, Nono took his word for the matter and nodded as Team 9, with one Nono Yakushi in tow, left Konoha for one of its border villages.

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Alternate Title: Giving That Hawk Thui; Yata and Kyo; Sneaky Couples; Oh, Gee, We Wonder Why Mikoto Is Dom Obsessed; The Mysterious Mama Mistress; Freaky Trio?; Uchiha's Wheel of Love and Threesomes; Lost Tsunade; Pent-Up; The Goblinoid Effect; Utter Satisfaction; Tsunade Must Repay Kai With Another Fresh Pair of Panties; When Fingers Feel Lacking; Curled In Satisfaction; Under The Blanket; Sweaty Nights; Mikoto: I'm Not Anxious or Frustrated, But… (Sees That Cheeky Smile) Sonovabitch!; Everyone's Got Self Nights (Kushina: Happily Snoring And Farting); Eventually, Kyubi To Mito: Are You a Slut Because You're Mito, Or Are You Mito Because You're a Slut; Mito AF: I'm a Slut Because I Sealed One (Angry Demon Nuke Fox Noises); Thoroughly Using The Mouth; Different Positions; Sloppy Loser Indeed; Wet Winner; Mito Ate FR; Grounded By Cock; Desperate Souls; Earning That Passion; Tsunade Is The Sweet Summer Child; Every Woman In Tsunade's Family Was Freaky AF; A Namikaze is Canonically Freaky (Cause Minato Handled Kushina… or Vice Versa); A Hungry Uzumaki; Mito Must Work Extra Hard To Recreate The Uzumaki Clan; Kai Walking The Fanfic Line of Clan Recreational Act FR; Nono's On Point; Glowing Ladies; Kai's Fucked If Everyone's Half As Eager as Mito; A Top Dog Indeed; The Best Onahole; Caretakers are Canonically Best Harem Members in Most Hentai; Kai Meets His Mark; Using That Forehead; The Beast and The Toy (Make Your Guess Who's Who)

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