"Oops! I Stole the Isekai Lottery"

Chapter 51: Raja vs. The Wild West



After an eventful school year filled with fighting dark lords, curing ancient curses, and flexing on wizards, Raja decided it was time for a proper break. And by break, he meant a four-month vacation in America, where capitalism thrives, and people get shot for sport.

The first thing on his to-do list? A week-long romantic escapade with his Business Queens, Jessica Pearson and Jan Levinson.

Raja, ever the benevolent tyrant, whisked his ladies away using Blink (his teleportation skill) to some of the most luxurious places in the world.

First stop: The beach resort he built three years ago, which was now managed by none other than Dobby the Overpowered Butler.

Dobby ensured everything was perfect, but the most sacred duty—applying sunscreen and giving full-body massages—was something only Raja could perform.

After a day of sunbathing, drinking, and flaunting their wealth, Raja upped the game.

Dinner was served on top of the Great Pyramid of Giza, protected by a transparent magical barrier.

The meal? The finest magical meat and wine, including chicken and sheep "borrowed" from Hagrid's home.

The night ended with hugging, talking, and an intense physical workout that burned enough calories to negate the entire dinner.

The next day, they bathed in an "onsen" in Japan, ate authentic ramen, and continued their international romance tour.

By the final day, they decided to stay at the beach resort and live like rabbits.

After a week of debauchery, luxury, and borderline war crimes against the concept of modesty, Jessica and Jan sat Raja down.

"We need your help buying a ranch," Jessica said.

Raja, who was sipping a coconut drink while reclining, raised an eyebrow.

"You two have enough money to buy entire countries. Who in their right mind wouldn't sell to you?"

Jan smirked. "Because the landowner is a stubborn Old man from Yellowstone."

Raja's smirk slowly turned into an evil grin.

"Oh… this is going to be fun."

Raja blinked by Dobby to Montana, where he met Jamie Dutton, the only normal Dutton, mainly because he was adopted and not cursed with family bad luck.

They had a brief chat. Raja, always the charmer, gifted Jamie a ridiculously expensive watch just to mess with his sense of self-worth.

Jamie, flattered and possibly questioning his life choices, reluctantly agreed to set up a meeting with John Dutton.

But Raja, being Raja, insisted on choosing the meeting date himself.

The next day, Raja arrived at Yellowstone Ranch, ready to charm, intimidate, and possibly cause absolute anarchy.

However, he was met with a sight that made the entire trip worth it.

Beth Dutton, daughter of John Dutton, was casually bathing in public.

Jamie, standing nearby, was pleading with her to stop this madness.

Beth, being the queen of "I do what I want," ignored him.

Raja, whistling in appreciation, strolled up, much to Jamie's horror.

"Why do you get to see this scene?!" Jamie snapped.

Raja simply grinned and winked.

Jamie, utterly defeated, left to inform John Dutton about the meeting.

Raja, meanwhile, sat on the edge of Beth's bathtub, took her delicate hand, kissed it, and introduced himself.

"Rudra D. Raja Kumara, at your service."

Beth, amused by his sheer audacity, found herself intrigued by the 21-year-old enigma.

Raja, never one to miss an opportunity to flex his abilities, offered to read her palm.

Beth, curious, extended her hand.

What Raja saw horrified him.

"Damn, that's some next-level bad luck."

Beth, momentarily taken aback, raised an eyebrow. "Explain."

Raja, without missing a beat, listed off her tragic life events with perfect accuracy.

"At age 8, you lost two people—your mother and your innocent heart.

At age 15, you lost two more things—" he looked at her belly meaningfully.

Beth, for the first time in years, felt her emotions surface.

Tears rolled down her cheeks.

Without hesitation, Raja pulled her into a comforting hug.

However, Rip Wheeler, Yellowstone's fiercest enforcer, saw this emotional moment and decided violence was the answer.

Rip lunged at Raja, throwing a devastating punch.

Raja, casually dodging like a seasoned martial artist, smirked.

Beth shouted for Rip to stop, but the man was determined.

Rip kept throwing punches left and right, but Raja weaved between them effortlessly, all while making sarcastic comments.

"You're getting slow, cowboy."

"Is that all you've got? Did you warm up?"

"Wait, was that a punch? I thought it was a mosquito."

By the time John and Jamie arrived, Rip was seething with frustration, and Raja was having the time of his life.

John Dutton, finally addressing the absolute circus before him, turned to Raja.

"I don't want to talk to a kid who made my daughter cry, bribed my son, and attacked my men. I will never sell my ranch. Get lost."

Raja, unfazed, laughed.

"Jamie, you said your dad was strict and stubborn. But it seems to me he's just another hypocritical American politician."

Silence.

Rip went berserk again.

John, veins popping, snapped, "I may be a lot of things, but a hypocrite ain't one of them!"

"Then prove it," Raja smirked. "Give me one chance to prove my worth."

John, already fed up, sighed, "You don't know anything about this ranch, or what being a cowboy means, and finally, If my guess is right you don't even know how to ride a horse."

Raja, Chocked on his own saliva.( Guy, raided a hippogriff, unicorn and a Hybrid Berserk Dragon)

"Are you saying I'm not a cowboy?"

John smirked. "I doubt it."

"Fine," Raja declared. "Let's bet."

"If I tame and ride the wildest horse on your ranch, you'll treat me like a grandson and meet me properly. If I fail, I leave and never return. Deal?"

John, seeing a chance to humiliate him, accepted.

Rip, grinning like a Disney villain, prepared the wildest, most dangerous horse on the ranch.

Beth and Jamie pleaded with Raja to back out.

Raja simply waved them off.

"My people have been taming elephants and warhorses for thousands of years."

Beth: "That's not the same!"

Raja: "Did you know how Indian fathers beat their kids if they don't score well in exams? This is NOTHING."

And with that, Raja prepared to face the beast.

To be continued...

 


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