One Piece: Chaos Kong

Since we've got an eternal pose to Wano, we promptly left Zou as there was no reason to stay any longer; that place may be my supposed home, but it was boring, and the strongest people there were the cat and dog, so I couldn't even have some good fun.

"I've been meaning to ask ever since we first visited Zou, Captain, but who were your parents, and how did you end up in South Blue? That is so far away from the New World." Asked Scar curiously as he glanced at Diddy, his words causing Sebas to raise an eyebrow.

"Ho, now that is very interesting; I'm curious who is responsible for giving birth to such a monstrous child." Said Sebas softly as he rubbed his bearded chin while eyeing Diddy, who shrugged his shoulders.

"My parents? Don't know, nor do I really care; they're probably dead, if I'm being honest. Though the dog did say my mother was a tiger Mink named Tora D. Fang and my father was a gorilla Mink named Gorira Shellback." Replied Diddy lightly as he turned Nimbus and looked at the father-son duo before glancing at Zou in the distance.

"Tiger and Gorilla Mink? Hmm, well, that would explain your incredible agility and potent strength." Muttered Sebas with a thoughtful expression as he gazed at Diddy.

"Don't forget his insane senses and the fact he can run on all fours." Added Scar lightly, his words causing Sebas to nod in agreement while Didy turned Nimbus back around.

"Though, now that I think about it, I would've expected his mother or father to be a dog, Mink, given how his tail wags whenever Trenza pets him." Muttered Scar with a thoughtful expression as he gazed at Diddy, whose tail suddenly stood straight as a pole.

Bringing Nimbus to a stop, I leaped off it and landed beside Scar, and before he could distance himself, I grabbed him by the ankle before violently throwing him into the distance; I also electrocuted him to ensure he wouldn't regain his bearings.

"Tch, no one PETs me. Right, Sebas?" Asked Diddy in slight anger as he watched Scar arc through the sky before staring at Sebas, who nodded with a chuckle.

"Hoho, yes, Trenza is merely scratching, that is all." Replied Sebas with a nod, his words causing Diddy to scoff as he hopped back onto Nimbus.

Once we reached the edge of Zunesha's back, Sebas and I leaped down, and for the next minute, we fell through the sky, exiting the thick clouds that hid most of Zunesha's body before glancing downwards and spotting Pandemonium, who, despite being a city-sized sea king, was only roughly a third of Zunesha's size.

Kicking the air, slowing down my descent, Sebas and I landed on the roof, only to see Freyja holding the immobile Scar in her arms while giving me an annoyed look, causing me to scoff as I turned and ignored her; I wasn't in the mood to deal with Freyja's bullshit.

"Pandy!" Yelled Diddy while tossing the eternal pose into the air, causing Pondy's long body to slither through the air before he opened his mouth and devoured the eternal pose.

"Tell Mony to take us to Wano." Added Diddy as he glanced at Pandy, who nodded and leaned his large body over the entirety of the shell before speaking to Mony.

With our destination set, I headed to my hammock cause I was bored, and while doing so, Mony let out a roar and began swimming away from Zunesha, who gave us a look as we passed by his trunk but ignored us soon after.

"Heh, I kind of hoped he attacks us one of these days; killing the largest creature to exist would be a nice achievement under my belt." Muttered Diddy with a wicked smirk as he stared at Zunesha in amusement before yawning and rolling onto his side, only to spot Trenza undressing.

"I for sure wouldn't mind if that obnoxiously loud elephant were to die; now, speaking of obnoxiously loud…" Remarked Trenza with a nod as he stripped herself of her clothes before mounting Diddy, who promptly removed his pants, freeing his enormous cock.

"You know, I'm still impressed with myself that I can take this entire thing in me; it reaches all the way up to my ribs." Added Trenza lightly as she placed Diddy's cock beside her stomach, staring at it in awe, before lifting herself and lowering her hips.

"Just squeeze my cock; I'll do the moving." Stated Diddy calmly as he grabbed Trenza's waist and began plowing her insides without a shred of mercy, using her like an object rather than a living, breathing person, though given her excessively loud moans, she was clearly enjoying it.

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"Hey, Freyja." "Hmm, what's the matter now?" Said Diddy and Freyja, respectively, as they stood at the top of the fortress while gazing out into the ocean.

"That's a castle floating on the water, right? Or is this just another weird mirage?" Asked Diddy lightly as he pointed at the large castle sailing through the water in the distance, his words causing Freyja to squint before nodding.

"No, you're right; it's definitely a castle. Maybe a unique pirate ship since they do have a flag, though it's not a jolly roger, so doubtful." Replied Freyja with a nod as she gazed at the castle in the distance, causing Diddy to nod as well.

While the castle in the distance was interesting, I didn't really care to mess with it as it just seemed a waste of time, especially when I had more important things to do, like getting to Wano to fight Kaido. However, while I didn't care about such things, that didn't mean my other crew mates thought the same, seeing as how Trenza, Grand, Scar, and Chala had Pandy lower a ship for them.

"Hmm, it seems like they're going to raid that castle." "I might as well go with them; I'm not one to pass up the chance for free food." Said Diddy and Freyja, respectively, as she spread her wings and flew towards the ship while he leaped off the roof.

With half of my crew going to raid that ship, I entered the lounge to eat since I was a little hungry, but I spotted Sebas looking out the window, watching the other half of my crew sailing towards the floating castle.

"Just go join them." Said Diddy blandly as he grabbed a large slab of meat roughly the size of his chest and began devouring, ripping chunks off with his razor-sharp teeth.

"Ah, no, I'm fine; I'm just interested in what Germa 66 has to offer." Remarked Sebas with a shake of his head as he sat back down and glanced at Diddy, who raised an eyebrow before shrugging his shoulders.

While eating, I watched the battle play out through my haki, and when my crew finally neared the castle, that's when the raid truly began with Chala and Grand taking the lead as always; they mowed through everyone in their way, leaving behind frozen corpses or human pancakes.

Freyja took her time devouring the vitality of anyone she met, while Scar used the rokushiki techniques, which he's gotten very proficient in using, having managed to reach my level of mastery within the past two years; though to be fair, there is hardly room for improvements with those techniques anymore. However, while they were making light work of Germa 66, as Sebas calls them, four people with oddly familiar swirly eyebrows finally moved to stop them.

'Hmm, weird, their will, it's so weak.' Mused Diddy curiously as he watched Grand, Chala, Scar, and Freyja fight against the four siblings wearing weird outfits.

While Scar, Grand, and Chala were facing some difficulties, the woman who attacked Freyja happened to have a lot of poison-related abilities, which was unfortunate for her as Freyja was immune to poison and diseases. Despite having no semblance of haki, they were able to put up a pretty decent fight against everyone, seemingly showing no signs of pain no matter what attack they withstood, though even so, given their lack of haki, they never had a chance to win.

"After all, haki triumphs everything." Muttered Diddy softly, his words causing Sebas to faintly nod in agreement while the two watched the battle.

Freyja made quick work of the woman, defeating her in a single attack, which prompted her to continue her feast of devouring vitality one after another, and when she found the room where Germa 66 stored vats filled with humans, she sported one of the biggest smiles I'd ever seen.

"Heh, I haven't seen her smile like that in a long time." Remarked Diddy lightly as he glanced at Freyja, who was happily devouring her feast of men.

Since everything was going quickly, I decided to go and train; I wanted to be at my absolute best when I fought the strongest creature.

"Hehe, I'm taking that title or dying." Muttered Diddy with a feral smile as he exited the lounge and leaped onto the roof, where he trained his terrifyingly powerful haki.

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"So, who the fuck is he?" Asked Diddy curiously as he glanced at a wounded man before shifting his focus to four similar wounded people.

"He's Vinsome Judge, leader of Germa 66 and a former member of MADS." Stated Sebas softly as he glanced at Diddy, who continued to stare blankly at him, causing him to sigh while shaking his head.

"He's also the father of Sanji." Added Sebas, his words causing Diddy to nod while looking at him as if he was stupid.

"Why didn't you just say that? Who the hell knows about Germa 66 or this stupid MADS? It's probably just a group of weaklings anyway." Remarked Diddy as he glanced at Sebas while Judge's expression violently twitched, though he couldn't argue his words since he was before an Emperor of the Sea.