One Piece: Chaos Kong

"Well, excuse me for having no desire to visit Raftle or whatever it's called; besides, the supposed One Piece is probably just something boring or stupid anyway. I probably couldn't even use it if I wanted to." Remarked Diddy lightly as he blankly glanced at Sebas, who simply chuckled in amusement.

While Robin was reading whatever information the poneglyph had, with Sebas probably copying all the information from her mind, I shifted my focus to everyone else, eyeing Law, who narrowed his eyes and tightened his grip around his sword while Nami was reprimanding Luffy. However, my focus was mainly on the four people standing beside the two pirate groups, one of them being Raizo, and since I was curious, I approached them.

"So, who the hell are you guys?" Asked Diddy curiously as he stood atop the samurai's shoulders, his sudden presence shocking the man, causing him to unsheath his sword, yet before he could do anything drastic, Razio stopped.

"Kinemon, d-don't!" Yelled Raizo anxiously as he grabbed Kinemon's sword and rapidly shook his head.

"Yeah, I would listen to him; if you had continued with that upward slash, you would've lost your arm." Remarked Freyja softly as she gently landed on the ground while glancing at Diddy, the two gazing at each other in annoyance.

"Tsk." Muttered Diddy and Freyja simultaneously as they clicked their tongues before looking away.

"Razio? What's the matter?" Asked Kinemon with a deep frown as he calmed down and ignored Diddy, who was still on his shoulders, before eyeing Raizo in confusion.

"T-That person, he's… He's like Kaido. He's an Emperor of the Sea." Replied Raizo softly as he cautiously pointed at Diddy, causing Kinemon's eyes to widen.

"K-K-Kaido?" Muttered the child fearfully as he gazed at Diddy, who suddenly glanced at him before baring his fangs, terrifying the boy.

"Momonosuke! Stand behind me!" Said the colorful man as he suddenly appeared before Momonosuke while wielding his large paintbrush, nervously glaring at Diddy.

My little act frighted that child so badly he pissed on himself, which I found to be beyond pathetic, though I was far more interested in the colorful man who protectively stood in front of him, causing me to leap off the man named Kinemon and approach him.

"T-Take a step closer, and I will attack!" Yelled the colorful man nervously as he pointed his paintbrush at Diddy while his loud voice attracted everyone's attention.

Ignoring the man's words, I continued closer, prompting him to attack me as he slashed at me with his paintbrush, which was oddly sharp for some reason, though; the strength behind his attack was only decent, so even without using haki all it did was leave a shallow cut on my skin, not even strong enough to reach my muscles. However, his action of attacking me prompted Kinemon to do the same as he stabbed my back with the tip of his blade, which, once again, hardly did anything; he wasn't even able to draw blood.

Disregarding Kinemon, I reached forth and grabbed the man's face before bringing him closer as I deeply sniffed him.

"Hmm, you've got a devil fruit, but that's not what I found odd about you; I can't quite put my finger on it… Ah, I think I figured it out." Muttered Diddy with a thoughtful expression as he held the colorful man by his face, everyone watching to frown while they prepared to attack.

"Oi! Leave Kanjuro alone!" Yelled Luffy in slight anger as he punched Diddy, only for his fist to bounce off his body before hitting Kin'emon in the face, sending him crashing into a tree.

"Your eyes see everything as a game; it's almost like all of this purely for your own amusement. Hmm, no, I might be wrong about that, but you definitely see this as some kind of game or movie." Stated Diddy lightly as he lifted Kanjuro into the air, his words completely confusing him and everyone else, while Sebas couldn't help but laugh loudly amidst the silence.

"Hahaha, oh, Captain, you don't even know the beginning of it, though I must add, you're instincts; they're one of a kind; even to this day, they still impress me." Remarked Sebas with a large smile as he used a handkerchief to wipe his tears while approaching Diddy, who dropped Konjuro onto the ground, glancing at Momonosuke.

"Tsk, I don't like cowards." Said Diddy softly as he stared at Momonosuke's wet crotch, only to glance at his petrified expression.

"Hmph, shame on you, Captain; this boy is a child no older than eight. You're more than double his age; at least have some level of decency." Remarked Freyja in slight annoyance as she kicked Diddy in the stomach, forcing him back while she reached down and picked up Momonosuke, who submerged himself in her ample breasts.

"Tch, so what? Age is nothing but a number; when I was his age, I had already killed the strongest beast in the forest of Karate Island and was several times stronger than this boy. Not to mention, I had slaughtered your family as well." Stated Diddy with a scoff as he glanced at Momonosuke before looking at Freyja with a wicked smirk while patting his stomach, his words causing her expression to freeze.

"Haa, did you have to fucking mention that, Captain?" Asked Scar in annoyance as he stood up and eyed Diddy while rubbing his head before glancing at Freyja, who was gently setting Momonosuke onto the ground.

"Oh dear, everyone, I suggest giving those two some space; things are about to get rather dangerous." Said Sebas with a sigh as he glanced at everyone while floating away, causing a few people to be lifted into the air with a wave of his head.

"Hehe, what? Didn't think I would respond in kind? I'm not Luffy; I'm not about to have someone weaker than me reprimand me; you know that, Freyja." Remarked Diddy with a feral grin as he lowered his body to the ground while lightning arced across his body, his words causing Freyja to transform into her Satan's soul.

"I know, but that doesn't change the fact that I hate it when you remind me." Stated Freyja with a bloodthirsty expression as she suddenly lifted her head and glared at Diddy with her demonic eyes.

Spreading her wings, Freyja promptly lunged towards me incredibly fast, grabbing me by the collar as we left Zunesha, and when I broke free, we were floating in the middle of a thunderstorm, causing me to smirk.

"You know, I can see through your ploys." Said Diddy with a smirk as he kicked the air, lunging towards Freyja, who did the same, colliding in midair while their lightning and fire violently clashed.

"Yet, you go with them each time." Muttered Freyja as she narrowed her eyes at Diddy before head-butting him, knocking him backward while following up with a kick.

"Hehe, you're right; though, I won't use much haki initially since I want to have a little fun. Don't worry; you'll get what you're looking for." Said Diddy with a feral smirk as he wiped his mouth before crossing his arms, blocking a punch from Freyja while counterattacking with a side-kick, which she blocked.

"Not if I happen to kill you before then." Stated Freyja as she stabbed her elongated nails into Diddy's heart, only for his afterimage to slowly disperse while his true self attacked her from behind.

"Heh, we'll see about that, won't we?" Asked Diddy with a feral grin as he glanced down at Freyja while she stopped his leg, only for the two to back away before aggressively charging at each other.

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"You're not going to tell them the truth, Father?" Asked Scar curiously as he stood beside Sebas while shifting his focus between Konjuro, Momonosuke, Luffy, and Law.

"Hoho, they're not my crew; why should I? It's solely their fault for not knowing they have a spy amongst them. Though I may or may not have given Ms Robin a hint, she's a woman pursuing knowledge; I'd prefer if such a person didn't die." Replied Sebas with a shake of his head as he glanced at Scar, who nodded, only for his face to twitch slightly.

"Why bother anyways? They won't believe us? See." Said Diddy blandly while sitting on Nimbus as he suddenly took a big breath.

"Yo! That colorful dude is actually a spy working for the enemy; he's going to backstab you guys!" Yelled Diddy loudly, his voice grabbing everyone's attention while Konjuro's expression turned sour, only for Kin'emon and Raizo to console him.

"See, they don't believe me at all." Remarked Diddy lightly as he glanced at Sebas and Scar, whose faces twitched in disbelief.

While the three of us waited for the dog to return, I glanced at some of the other Mink in the distance, watching them train, though I was somewhat disappointed by how easy they were taking it; we were a race of born warriors, but they were wasting their amazing genetics on some half-assed sparring where the two hardly even got hurt.

"Here, the location of Wano." Said Inuarashi as he Approached Diddy while handing him an eternal pose, causing him to raise an eyebrow before taking it with his tail.

"Finally, it took you long enough; I was growing bored and had to beat up my own Vice-captain to pass the time." Said Diddy lightly as he glanced at Inuarashi before storing the eternal pose in Nimbus.

"Well, anyways, now that we've got what we've come here for, we're leaving; I've got a snake to defeat. Also, to prevent what happened with Jack, why don't you guys actually train instead of this half-assed sparring you're doing?" Added Diddy as he glanced at Inuarashi before turning around and leaving, causing Scar and Sebas to follow him.

"T-They're children." Muttered Inuarashi with a twitching expression as he stared at Diddy's back before shaking his head and sighing.