Chapter 336: Chapter 338 : Tsunade's Review??
A lot happened during the Five Kage Summit, and the two events that had the biggest impact were Masked Man declaring war and the fact that the proxy Hokage, Danzo, was killed by Uchiha Sasuke, who had defected.
As for these two events, Tsunade felt both happy and speechless about Danzo's death.
She was happy because without Danzo, that hindrance, things were easier for her to manage.
She was speechless because with Danzo's death, there was now more for her to do.
As for the upcoming Fourth Great Ninja War, Tsunade wasn't worried at all.
It's just a war, right?
As if she hadn't fought in one before.
Tsunade had fought her way through the mountains of corpses and seas of blood in the Second and Third Wars.
Did they really think the title of the Legendary Sannin was just given to her by Hanzo of the Salamander on a whim?
Try sending three weaklings to face Hanzo, and they'd probably be poisoned to death by his summon before they even said a word.
The title of Sannin was earned through battle, not begged for.
"Damn it, when will I ever finish these duties?"
In the Hokage's office, the Fifth Hokage, Tsunade, looked at the documents in her hand, her expression a bit irritated.
"That Masked Man, whether he's Madara or not, I'll definitely punch him to death when I get the chance."
Grinding her teeth, she reviewed a few more documents, then put down her pen, deciding to put these troublesome tasks aside for now.
"Once the personnel are gathered in a couple of days, we'll head to the battlefield. It's better to win the war first, then deal with these documents."
After giving herself a perfect excuse, Tsunade stood up, stretched, and planned to leave the office.
Just as she reached the door and was about to open it to leave, a bright light suddenly appeared behind her.
"Who's playing tricks?"
Tsunade furrowed her brows, turning around to cautiously stare at the light screen that appeared on her desk.
After waiting for a while and hearing no response, she suddenly grabbed a chair and threw it toward the light screen.
Of course, this action was completely in vain.
The chair easily passed through the light screen without causing any substantial effect.
Just as Tsunade was about to continue her probing, a voice came from the light screen.
[Hey hey hey~! Hello, dear viewers! I'm the Content Creator, Hayashi Sora.]
[Last time, we reviewed Uchiha Madara and Black Zetsu.]
[This time, let's continue with the review of the final boss of the ninja world, Otsutsuki Kaguya.]
[But before we dive into Otsutsuki Kaguya, let's review the only female Hokage of Konoha, Lady Tsunade.]
"Hmm?"
Standing in front of the desk, Fifth Hokage Tsunade frowned as she stared at the light screen.
She understood every word the voice said, but when put together, some things didn't quite make sense to her.
"Uchiha Madara and Black Zetsu?"
"I know Madara, he's a legendary ninja famous alongside my grandfather, but who is this Black Zetsu?"
"And Otsutsuki Kaguya is the final boss of the ninja world? Who is this person? Why have I never heard of this name?"
Tsunade had many doubts.
First, she wanted to know what this light screen actually was and why it suddenly appeared on her desk.
Then, she also wanted to know why the light screen had to review these people. Was there something special about them?
In the end, the light screen even had to review her?
"Heh, I'm curious to hear how this magical thing will describe me."
At the same time, in the spaces of Tobirama and the Third Hokage, everyone was also very interested in this round's review of the two individuals.
One was Tsunade, someone familiar yet slightly unfamiliar.
The other was Kaguya Otsutsuki, the mother of Black Zetsu and the progenitor of chakra.
When comparing the two, everyone was more interested in Kaguya.
Well, except for Tsunade herself.
"Tch~ I really became Hokage."
Tsunade, in the Third Hokage's timeline, was somewhat irritated by the fact that she became the Fifth Hokage in the series.
Without being hit by Naruto's Talk no Jutsu, whenever she heard the title "Hokage," she would always think of her brother and lover.
It was her heart's knot, and even though Orochimaru had revived her younger brother, she still hadn't completely let it go.
"I really can't imagine what Tsunade would be like as Hokage."
Tobirama's timeline.
The Senju brothers didn't feel much joy about Tsunade becoming the Fifth Hokage.
Instead, they were worried about the future development of Konoha.
"Great-grandpa, second grandpa, what do you mean by this? Can't I become Hokage?"
The expressions of Hashirama and Tobirama, who were too embarrassed to speak, were so easy to understand that little Tsunade immediately felt offended.
"Tsunade, let's be honest. Do you think with your personality, you're suited to be Hokage?"
Facing Tsunade's question, Hashirama wasn't angry. Instead, he calmly analyzed it with her: "Look, your temper is bad, you're reckless, and you're particularly violent. The biggest problem is that you like to gamble. It's fine if you like to gamble, I like gambling too. But since you started gambling, you've never won against anyone except me and Jiraiya. I'm afraid you'll gamble away Konoha, little Tsunade."
Tsunade glared at Hashirama, puffing up in anger.
She never expected that her great-grandfather would look at her like this.
"Big Brother, you're going too far. Tsunade isn't as bad as you say."
Hearing this, little Tsunade happily grabbed Tobirama's hand and agreed, "Exactly, great-grandfather is too much. At least second grandpa is nice to me."
However, as soon as she finished speaking, Tobirama quickly changed his tone and continued, "Even though Tsunade is violent, rude, very manly, acts like a pure guy, and always loses at gambling, you should still believe in her, and at least trust the village, right? At the very least, the advisors, Koharu and Homura, should be able to keep Tsunade in check and stop her from selling out the village."
Tobirama then turned to Koharu and Homura, asking, "Right?"
What could Koharu and Homura say? They could only awkwardly nod and smile.
"Second Grandpa, how could you say I'm a pure guy? You're even worse than Big Grandpa!"
Little Tsunade became upset. She walked over to Jiraiya, puffed up her chest, which was better than a washboard, and asked proudly, "Jiraiya, do you think I look like a pure guy?"
Thinking about Tsunade's usual behavior, little Jiraiya didn't want to lie. He could only mumble, "Uh, that's hard to say."
"Dammit, Jiraiya, don't ever ask me out again!"
"Oh? Well, that's great."
Ever since Tsunade decided to go on dates with Jiraiya, his wallet had never been full.
He tried avoiding Tsunade, but she always found a way and an excuse to drag him out shopping.
Over time, he realized that Tsunade's purpose for going out with him wasn't for him, but for his wallet.
Now, hearing Tsunade say this, he got emotional and blurted out the truth.
This caused Tsunade to become upset once again.
"Dammit, Jiraiya, say that again?"
"No, you heard wrong just now. What I meant was, that's really bad. If I can't go on a date with you, then I don't have to buy all those random things. I can also order food based on my own taste, and my wallet will slowly start to get fatter. Ah~ I'm just so heartbroken, ah hahahaha~"
By the end, little Jiraiya couldn't help but laugh out loud.
"Damn Jiraiya, you're asking for it."
"You violent girl, and you still say you're not a pure man?"
"Ah~ How dare you say that, go die!"
Little Jiraiya: (′`)
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