Naruto: I Am Crazy with the Simulation System!

After leaving, you quickly found Kakashi's home and, while he was asleep, painlessly extracted his eye.

You even thoughtfully used the Healing Jutsu to stop the bleeding.

With that, the number of Mangekyō Sharingan you've collected now totals seven!

〖10:00 PM〗

Though it's already been five hours since the Uchiha Massacre, it seems every battle you've experienced has been an overwhelming stomp.

They ended so quickly that none of Konoha's other departments—except for Root—even noticed. And as for Root, you've already gutted their headquarters.

The only one left inside was the so-called "lone commander" Danzo, still enjoying his earthly pleasures in the pool...

"I really am too kind."

Gazing at the bustling Sarutobi compound, you had no intention of wiping it out completely. In fact, you didn't even plan to destroy Konoha.

After all, buildings can be rebuilt.

But the dead will never understand pain.

Only when people witness their own insignificance and helplessness—when they long for death yet are forced to remain painfully aware of their existence—only then can you truly savor the taste of life.

Isn't that right?

You silently slipped into the Sarutobi compound. Feeling a bit hungry, you walked into a restaurant amidst the lively and harmonious atmosphere.

Once you'd eaten and paid the bill, you melted back into the crowd. Before long, you snuck into the Sarutobi clan's jutsu archive.

Most of it was worthless Fire Release techniques.

After quickly dealing with the guards, you set a massive fire.

Then you immediately infiltrated Hiruzen Sarutobi's home.

Using Transparent Escape to confirm everyone's location, you soared above Hiruzen's bedroom.

With a clap of your hands—

You summoned the massive Baku midair.

Using Ultra-Added-Weight Rock Technique, its already enormous weight multiplied tenfold in an instant.

WAAOOH!!

Accompanied by an elephant-like roar, the ancestral Sarutobi home—which had stood tall since the founding of Konoha—was flattened into rubble.

You grabbed the Scroll of Seals in one hand and the sleeping Konohamaru in the other...

And soared skyward, all while Hiruzen Sarutobi, half-dead and crawling from the ruins, howled with impotent fury.

...

〖11:00 PM〗

You flew through the skies. While Ultra-Lightweight Rock Technique didn't offer particularly high speed, it was more than enough to leave Konoha's range far behind.

With your current Endurance and chakra reserves, you could fly for ten days straight. You'd only need to worry about hunger—nothing more.

But Konohamaru wouldn't last that long.

Just one hour in, he was already suffering from hypoxia and hypothermia. You had to use Yang Release to barely sustain his life.

So, you found a small town with a bit of foot traffic, removed your mask, changed your face with the Transformation Technique, and landed for the night.

At the same time, you contacted Boss Black Cat through your mental link.

He had already reached the border between the Land of Fire and the Land of Hot Water. By tomorrow morning, he should arrive at the capital town of the Hot Water Country—not far from the Land of Lightning...

After buying some formula and feeding it to Konohamaru, you cast a Genjutsu to lull him back to sleep, sealing away all memories of the Sarutobi clan in the process.

However, while Konohamaru's combat instincts weren't bad, his natural talent was simply too lacking compared to Kekkei Genkai users.

So you generously took out the Uchiha bloodline you had extracted from Uchiha Mikoto.

It was strong enough to awaken the Three Tomoe, neither too weak to be useless nor so strong as to risk him unlocking the Mangekyō and losing control.

And worst-case scenario, if he did awaken the Mangekyō, under your control he would be nothing more than a high-grade bloodline fusion experiment—at best, just another two Mangekyō to add to your collection...

You planned to raise him into a blade specially honed to strike at Konoha!

Ideally, you'd reveal his true origins right in front of Hiruzen Sarutobi.

Hopefully, the old man survives long enough to watch that day come.

Otherwise, this brilliant performance would be wasted on an audience of banknotes.

Still, there's the question of how to raise him. You've got too much on your plate to play parent, and you're hardly qualified in childcare…

...

〖12:00 Midnight〗

Suddenly, you recalled that the Land of Hot Water had an arena known for taking in Kekkei Genkai ninja.

You could raise him there—show off a bit of strength, toss some money around, and ensure Konohamaru doesn't die young.

"Well then, starting now, you are me—Uchiha Kirin!"

"As for me... I'm no one at all!"

Looking at the now fully bloodline-fused Konohamaru, you could only marvel at your own genius.

With that decided, you contacted Boss Black Cat again, asking him to search ahead of time for the hidden underground ninja arena in the Hot Water Country's black market.

You also arranged to meet him in two days.

...

〖Simulation detects the user has successfully escaped a death trap〗

〖To conserve simulator energy, simulation precision has been reduced to one day〗

...

〖Next Day〗

You set out early, avoiding the town's worthless thugs who liked to rob outsiders—what a bunch of weaklings who think they're tough.

You spent the last of your pocket change to buy a map marked with the locations of bandit camps along the route.

Then you had a Shadow Clone dress in drag, carrying Konohamaru behind you.

Your real body, still cloaked and carrying several heavy scrolls, led the way.

Whenever you approached a marked danger zone, you would slow down in advance...

Like fishing, you lured in and wiped out dozens of bandit groups along the way.

You'd first control them with Genjutsu, force them to gather all their hidden money, and then burn everything—people and treasure alike.

After all, aside from gold bars and chakra metal, you wanted nothing else.

If it doesn't burn, all the better—setting fire saves you the time of sorting through junk. And their ashes make decent fertilizer.

But once you'd collected enough usable money, you stopped wasting time with such low-efficiency methods and went full-speed ahead, aiming to reach the Land of Hot Water by tomorrow.

...

〖Third Day〗

In the morning, after buying more formula from the black market and feeding Konohamaru, you hit the road again...

Meanwhile, back in Konoha, chaos had erupted.

Aside from Hiruzen Sarutobi, who was still putting up a strong front despite his impotent rage...

There was also Danzo, who had been dragged to the hospital, cleaned up, but was now utterly insane.

Root was reduced to a pile of dried corpses...

Fortunately, you hadn't touched the Anbu. Except for Kakashi, who was recuperating at home, all other Anbu were mobilized to completely seal off the flow of information.

They cautiously established a restricted zone around the Uchiha compound.

Elsewhere in the Uchiha district, those who had witnessed you kill Uchiha Itachi believed Uchiha Madara had returned!

Some even claimed it was Indra reincarnated.

Others, however, despised you for brutally murdering the beloved Uchiha Fugaku and his family.

But most of those people were the same ones you had forced to bark all night long.

Your power and actions were far too terrifying.

So terrifying, in fact, that Konoha was forced to bury the truth.

Hiruzen Sarutobi no longer dared to make a move against the Uchiha. Apart from sealing off the compound to keep civilians and average shinobi from entering, there were no restrictions on Uchiha leaving the village, taking missions, or buying supplies...

By dusk, you crossed the border river and officially entered the Land of Hot Water.

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