My Identity Is Becoming More and More Astonishing

"Chen Yuer?"

Upon hearing this name, the female officer paused for a moment, looking up in recollection, "Sounds so familiar. I've once met an adult named Chen Yu. Your names are quite similar."

Chen Yu squinted his eyes and abruptly stood up, "Are you referring to that impossibly handsome, extraordinarily gifted, heartthrob of countless young girls, the champion of the graduation assessment, and the towering hero who even slew thousands from alien races—Chen Yu?"

The policewoman: "..."

"Sorry." Chen Yu sat back down awkwardly, "He's my idol, I got a bit excited."

"No... no problem." The policewoman wiped sweat from her brow, "Mr. Chen Yu is indeed very outstanding."

"You like him too?" Chen Yu's eyes lit up.

"Sort of..."

"But he definitely wouldn't like you," Chen Yu lightly twirled a strand of hair, puffing out her ample chest, "He likes someone like me."

The policewoman: "How... how can you be sure?"

Chen Yu: "Nonsense. How could I not know what type Chen Yu likes, as the old... as I am?"

The policewoman sped up her sweat-wiping, "Let's... let's continue with the registration. Ms. Chen Yu, how old are you?"

"I was eighteen a few years back."

"I'm asking about this year..."

"This year, twenty."

"How long have you been pregnant?"

"About seven months, I guess," Chen Yu eyed the size of her belly.

"Where do you work?"

"I don't work."

"Alright, so you're a full-time homemaker for now..."

The policewoman's pen flew swiftly as she took down the notes.

It didn't take long to register all the key information. Then she handed the form and the ballpoint pen to Chen Yu.

"Ms. Chen Yuer, you can fill out the rest by yourself. Call me when you're done."

"Okay."

Taking the form and watching the policewoman nod and leave, Chen Yu began to fill it out "with flourish."

A minute later, he raised his hand and called out loudly, "I'm done."

"What?" The policewoman, who was assisting other pregnant women with their forms, was startled and looked back in astonishment, "Already?"

"What's there to dawdle over with a form?"

"Oh, okay, please wait a moment. I'll be right there."

After giving a few instructions to the other expectant mothers, the policewoman trotted over to Chen Yu, took the form, and scanned it thoroughly with her head down, her face turning dark instantly.

"Mrs. Chen, what is this you've filled in? Why have you written 'forgot' for the Citizen ID number?"

"Because I forgot," Chen Yu spread his hands.

"You forgot your home address too?"

"Forgot."

"You forgot your educational background as well?!"

"Forgot."

"You even forgot your husband's name?!!"

"Forgot. I forgot it all."

"... Ms. Chen Yuer, please don't be unreasonable," the policewoman's temples bulged with veins.

"Who's being heartless, who's being unrighteous, who's being unreasonable?" Chen Yu frowned.

"..."

After a moment of silence, the policewoman pulled out her phone, her expression grim, "Tell me your husband's phone number."

Chen Yu: "Forgot."

The policewoman: "..."

Chen Yu: "If I've even forgotten my husband, how the hell would I remember his phone number?"

The policewoman clenched her fists, took a deep breath, tried to calm herself, and said, "Mrs. Chen, are you sure you've forgotten even who the father of the child is?"

"Would I be lying to you for any reason? And with so many people back then, how would I know who the child's father is?"

"What?!" The policewoman's pupils shook temporarily.

The surrounding pregnant women and officers who heard the commotion also looked towards Chen Yu with terrified eyes.

"Why are you all looking at me like that." Chen Yu shrugged, "I didn't want any of this either."

"... Wait a minute." The policewoman had a flash of insight, her eyes sharpening, "What do you mean by 'didn't want'—could it be that you were..."

"Uh-huh," Chen Yu nodded, making stuff up, "Otherwise, why would I have amnesia, right?"

The expecting mothers were horrified.

The officers were shocked.

After a brief silence in the hall, the officers surged forward all at once.

"Ms. Chen Yuer, let's talk inside," the policewoman said with a serious expression, pulling Chen Yu toward the reception room, "Let's discuss in detail what happened."

"No need."
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Chen Yu recalled how these officers had been "meddlesome" in the past and immediately resisted, "Just give me the money, why so much hassle?"

"When a citizen is violated, we must investigate thoroughly."

"I'm not going!"

"No money if you don't."

Chen Yu: "..."

About ten minutes later.

Inside the reception room.

Chen Yu sat in a chair, looking at the "middle-aged station chief" familiar to him across the table, as his head began to throb slightly.

The "deputy station chief" of the past had now become the "station chief."

"You're called Chen Yuer, right?" The middle-aged station chief looked at Chen Yu with a solemn expression, "Maybe it's because of your name. I think you resemble an old friend of mine."

"Are you talking about that impossibly handsome, extraordinarily gifted, heartthrob of countless young girls, and the towering hero—Chen Yu?"

"Right," the station chief nodded, "He's my friend. I saved him when he was at his lowest. That's why he's always considered me as his benefactor."

Chen Yu: "... Is there such a story?"

"Indeed," the station chief continued nodding, "So you have to believe that no criminal can escape my law net. Don't have any doubts, and don't worry about retaliation. Tell me all about what you've been through. The law will protect your rights."

"Ah, such a hassle," Chen Yu scratched his head.

He just came in to collect some official money.

Talk about having too much trouble.

"Where should I start..."

"You could start with the initial date, or you could start with the location."

"The location, got it." Chen Yu smacked his forehead, "I just went on a trip to India, and when I came back, I ended up like this."