Laundry Divers: An Erotic Lesbian LitRPG

Sabrina almost felt bad with how quickly Alice and Sloan were overloaded with impossible information without context for any of it. While distracted by Jade’s tits, they’d had jellies thrust upon them gained levels, been added to a party, gained pocket spaces, and got a list of subclasses offered. Sabrina and Jade explained. Fortunately, disbelief was difficult when they were already magical.

After the initial confusion, it was eerie how fast the new members got with the program. It could have just been a case of them putting aside the task of processing their emotions because their immediate attention was needed. Sabrina thought of the way astronauts take photos of the incredible sights all around them, because they didn’t have the time for awe.

Regardless of why they went along with it so quickly, they chose subclasses with little explanation— if only to get the message to go away. Alice chose Runesmith and Sloan chose creature collector. Alice was pretty artistic, so drawing Runes tracked for her. Sloan was an enigma to Sabrina, so nothing she could have chosen would have made sense to her. She didn’t question it.

“Next order of business,” Jade started, on the verge of cracking up. “The best way to prepare for the dungeon tonight is to complete challenges. The rewards typically include Lust jellies, and after a while you’re bound to get armor. Go ahead and think about your Cultivation Paths.”

As soon as they did, it was clear why Jade was so tickled about it. On reading their challenges, Alice blushed, while Sloan said, “nice.”

When prompted to share with the group, Sloan proudly went first, “I’ve gotta make someone call me mistress or mommy.”

“Yes, mommy,” Alice said immediately. This got looks from all around, but she stayed stoic.

“Good girl,” Sloan praised, reading over her rewards. She tested pulling a jelly from her inventory, and popped it, jumping to level two.

New Perk: Good Vibes. You’ve gained the ability to make any part of your body vibrate. You’ve gained immunity to the drawbacks of excessive vibration, such as “industrial white finger.”

New affinity: post-orgasm torture.

Sloan gladly explained her gains. She also tossed the ingredient she got as a reward into the communal inventory at Jade’s request. Handing over ingredients to the alchemist seemed best for the whole party.

“What’s your challenge, Alice? It can’t be that bad,” Sabrina coaxed.

“It’s not exactly bad,” Alice said. “It’s just hard to do while we’re all together. Although I guess modesty is out the window,” she added, pointedly glancing to Jade’s bare body. “I’m supposed to cum with my hands tied behind my back.”

Sloan gave a single chuckle. “I’m supposed to make a sub cum.”

Jade furrowed her brow in suspicion at a growing coincidence. “I’m supposed to give someone a sexy show while they cum.”

Sabrina winced. “Fucking Dungeoneer!” At the puzzled looks she explained, “that’s what we call whatever hypothetical god keeps manufacturing situations that turn our lives into porn.”

After a beat, Alice began to ask the obvious— “why not…”

“It’s a rights issue, I guess,” Jade answered, already knowing the question.

“Oh… kay. Why not ga…”

“Sounds too much like gay master,” the other three all answered in unison.

“Right,” Sabrina said, getting back on track. “I think the Dungeoneer wants some group filth. “My challenge is mutual masturbation with Jade. Guess that counts as putting on a show, yeah?”

“It can make you do things with specific people?” Alice asked, put off. “That’s fucked up, that’s not very consensual.”

“Not exactly,” Sabrina said, suddenly embarrassed. “I’ve got a perk that gives me some challenges related to Jade. Well, it could have been anyone, but, um…”

“We’re in love,” Jade finished. “She’s all mine.”

A smile split Sabrina’s face and lit up the room. “Shut up,” she said unconvincingly. Alice and Sloan erupted into shouts and congratulations that shared the theme of ‘I fucking knew it.’ 

The idea that others knew Sabrina had these feelings for Jade before even she did was a bit hard for her to believe.

Sloan was the first to initiate their group challenge. She unwrapped some athletic tape from her wrists and pulled it taut, giving a nod to Alice. Alice looked at the tape, then up at Sloan. She bit her lip and nodded, inviting Sloan to proceed.

Jade quickly ran to the room and returned with the living dildo. She mentioned it when going over exposition, but seeing it still made the house guests freeze in shock. Jade took Sabrina’s hand and brought her to the couch to get started. As Sabrina stripped, Jade pushed the ottoman out a few feet from the couch to give a viewing platform.

Sloan reluctantly took her eyes off of the Living Dildo and bent Alice over the ottoman. She pulled down Alice’s shorts and panties, raising a question from Sabrina.

“Wait, is your plan to make her nut all over our furniture?”

Jade wanted to say ‘who cares? I’ll spray it with magic water’ but quickly an alternative started playing out that shut her up. Sloan picked up Alice’s cute cotton panties and stood Alice straight up. Alice’s dick stood straight up. The living dildo made for a harsh comparison, but her dick was at least a respectable seven inches, and was nicely shaped.

Imitating the voice from a Shadow the Hedgehog meme, Jade said, “nice cock!”

Alice snorted a laugh, looking at the Living Dildo planted on Jade’s mons. “I used to think so, but now I’m not so sure.”

“Don’t compare yourself to a magic dildo,” Sabrina reassured. “You have a big, beautiful dick.”

Alice blushed. Sloan but wrapped Alice’s dick in her panties. “That’s right. Now do you wanna use that gorgeous cock to mess up your undies like a little pervert?”

Alice drew a short breath and her pupils dilated. “Yes, mommy.”

Sloan smiled, and nudged Alice back down to lie on the ottoman with her ass hanging off and her legs spread wide. Everything got started. Jade slowly stroked the Living Dildo and groped her own breast. Sabrina folded herself over to lick her own clit. Sloan’s split tongue massaged Alice’s modified taint, moving in perplexingly nimble ways.

Alice shuddered. She didn’t think it could feel any better, but then Sloan’s tongue started vibrating. “Oh fuck,” Alice whined.

Sloan briefly pulled her tongue back to hiss, “don’t fucking cum yet!”

As punishment, her tongue elongated and one half formed a tight ring around Alice’s ball sack, as if she could physically hold back the cum that way. The other half went back to Alice’s taint. A vibrating pair of fingers rose to tease the rim of Alice’s ass.

Seeing an opportunity, Jade wetted her hand with her flowing pussy juice, then offered the wet hand to Sloan. “I’ve got magic pussy juice. It makes for great lube.”

Sloan ignored the fact that Alice’s ass made its own lube and rubbed her fingers in Jade’s perverted nectar. Then she pulled her hand back and snuck one probing digit into Alice’s hole. She felt the way Alice’s muscular rim flexed and sucked her finger like a puckering mouth.

Given Alice’s perk, Sloan decided she wouldn’t need to be as coy as she would with typical ass play. She slid two fingers past the barrier and hooked one down into Alice’s prostate while the other stirred and explored. Once she had a feel for the territory, she turned her vibration and got down to some real finger fucking.

Alice was on top of the world. She watched the absurd display of a couple of her hottest friends, with her hands tied, balls restrained, taint massaged, and ass fucked. Sloan’s strong vibrating fingers churned into firmly but expertly. On top of all this, with her challenge and the fact that her hands were tied, she had a blanket of plausible deniability for how filthy she was being. Needless to say, the whole experience was hot.

Maybe a bit too hot, but in very little time she was ready to cum. Helpless to do anything about it, waves of pleasure rocked through her as she filled her panties with cum. Sloan didn’t let up though, which Alice could only address with whimpers.

Sloan was irritated she needed to pull her tongue back. “I’m gonna keep fucking you until they cum, too. Is that okay?”

Alice was already driven mad with overstimulation, but the prospect intrigued her. Still whimpering, she nodded in agreement, muttering, “yes, mommy.”

Sloan’s tongue went back to torturing Alice with pleasure. It took about ninety seconds before Jade and Sabrina finally came, but it felt like eternity to Alice. In the end, Sabrina sucked her own clit like she was trying to pull it down to her throat. Meanwhile, Jade feverishly stroked the Living Dildo as she sprayed a torrent of cum over her own tits while her squirting pussy soaked cushion below her.  

Counter-intuitively, the relief of Sloan easing off of her made Alice’s softening cock leak out a second helping of cum. She collapsed onto the ottoman completely limp. Sloan untied Alice’s wrists and softly patted her butt cheek. Back to her casual self, she Sloan asked, “you good?”

Alice let out a sound that was half-moan, half-laugh. “Yeah. That was fun.”

They all collected themselves and went back to being a group of friends. Sabrina put her bodysuit back on, not that with was all that modest. Sloan held up Alice’s shorts and panties with separate hands. “Sorry about the panties. Guess I got a little carried away.”

“No worries. I can go commando for a little while.”

Sabrina went to the kitchen and returned with a washcloth dampened with magic water for Alice. Alice thanked her, wiped up, and redressed. The only naked pervert remaining was Jade, who was in the midst of licking cum from her own tits. By now this was just Jade’s expected behavior, though.

Each of their rewards included a Lust jelly. Sabrina and Jade tossed theirs into the communal pot, so the newbies had two each. Alice got to level two and and two thirds of the way to three, and Sloan jumped to three.

Alice got:

New perk: Hourglass. Gain moderate enlargement to breasts, buttocks, hips, and thighs. Gain moderate reduction to waist size. Erogenous sensitivity increased in enlarged areas.

New affinity: cosplay/role play.

Sloan got:

New perk: Empath. You feel the sexual pleasure and orgasms that you cause in others. This includes pain inflicted on a masochist.

New affinity: masochism.

Alice was ecstatic. Sloan was plotting. The future looked bright.