Journey to the West: Break the entire Western Heaven!

Chapter 67: Will You Marry or Not?



The Queen's eyes flashed coldly, "I am the Queen of the Women's Kingdom of the West Liang, how can I marry down? Therefore, I must marry you!"

Tang Sanzang shook his head and said, "What do you mean by marrying down? I am the imperial brother of the Emperor of the Great Tang Nation, do you know what an imperial brother is? It's the Emperor's brother, who is also a prince in the Great Tang. This modest Women's Kingdom would merely be a county in Great Tang. If we're talking about not marrying down, that would be me... Thus, I shall marry you."

The Queen was furious, "Great Tang is tens of thousands of miles away, what has it to do with my Women's Kingdom? When you're here, I shall marry you!"

Tang Sanzang chuckled, "No, I must marry you!"

The Queen lifted her hand, and her personal guard drew their swords!

Tang Sanzang raised his eyebrow and said, "What now? Can't compete in status, so you switch to using force? White Dragon!"

The White Dragon Horse neighed loudly, releasing Divine Power, suppressing the guard.

The Queen again lifted her hand, and around her, thousands of soldiers raised their long spears and drew their bows, their aura even more overwhelming.

The Queen said, "This is my Women's Kingdom of West Liang, and even a dragon cannot suppress me here."

Tang Sanzang brushed his sleeve, "In that case, disciples, it's your turn to make an entrance!"

With a loud shout from Tang Sanzang, Sun Wukong, Zhu Ganglie, Sha Wujing, and others descended from the sky.

Sun Wukong was clad in golden armor, a bright red cape, feet on a cloud somersault, wielding the Jingu Bang, looking imposing!

Zhu Ganglie was in his celestial armor, holding a nine-tooth rake and came riding the long river.

Sha Wujing, four meters tall, bare-chested with a large black pot in his left hand, right hand wielding a magic staff like a rice scoop, commanding the raging winds!

With the addition of the White Dragon Horse, the four of them standing together immediately pressured the guard.

Tang Sanzang, arms crossed, grinned and said, "Let me introduce, this monkey is none other than the Great Sage Equalling Heaven who caused havoc in the Heavenly Palace five hundred years ago, now my eldest disciple, Sun Wukong;

this pig-headed fellow was the Marshal of the Celestial Army, who oversaw naval forces, now also my disciple;

this four-meter-tall man was the curtain-raising general by the side of the Great Emperor, now still my disciple;

as for the White Dragon Horse beneath me, he is the son of the Dragon King of the Western Sea, now my disciple and mount.

Your Majesty the Queen, do we still need to compete?"

Upon hearing this, the Queen's face slightly changed color, but she still bit her teeth and said, "Since its founding, my Women's Kingdom of West Liang has always upheld women's supremacy, how can I marry you?"

Tang Sanzang also said, "Having lived so many years, I've always been the leader, others secondary, marrying you, wouldn't that be too great a loss for me?"

Then the two stared at each other, standing there in a standoff, neither willing to back down!

Just then, a voice arose, "Your Majesty, holy monk, there are many people watching around here…"

Both startled, they looked around, and saw that on the ground, on the bridge, on the first and second floors, in the attic, on the rooftop, on tree branches, on wall tops, on hay stacks, everywhere there were people. A crowd of girls were staring with big eyes right at them, watching with great interest.

The Queen's face turned red and she said, "Since we both are people of status and position, discussing this here is somewhat embarrassing, shall we find a secluded place to talk?"

Tang Sanzang said, "Agreed!"

The Queen waved her hand, "Back to the palace, we will host the monk from Great Tang!"

Having said this, the Queen turned and rode away, but only got a few steps before hearing a sleazy voice behind her...

"Beauty, how old are you this year? When did you enter the palace?"

"Beauty, you look quite charming when you don't smile. Come on, smile for me…"

"Hey beauty, can you leave an address?"

"Beauty, do you also use weapons? I too use weapons."

Finally, someone couldn't help but ask, "The monk also uses weapons?"

The baldy chuckled, "Yes, I'll use a gun." Continue your journey with empire

"Then where's your gun?"

"Tied around my waist, shall I show you later?"

"...#¥%&%..."

The queen's face was full of black lines as she suddenly turned back and scolded, "Can't you behave a little more decently!"

Tang Sanzang spread his hands and said, "You haven't married me, madam; I'm still single. What's wrong with flirting? Besides, what's wrong with a man having three wives and four concubines? It's quite normal, isn't it?"

The queen's face instantly darkened, "So, you mean, even if you marry me, you'd still plan to marry others?"

"Are you agreeing to marry me?" Tang Sanzang's eyes lit up.

"Pah! It should be 'marry me' instead!" The queen turned her head away, unwilling to deal with the baldy.

Then another voice chimed in: "Little sis, who did your hair?"

"Let me see your hair, don't be shy."

"Come on, little sis, let's walk side by side."

...

The more the queen listened, the darker her face grew. When she suddenly turned back, she saw the baldy sitting properly on the head of a white dragon.

Seeing the queen turn around, Tang Sanzang pointed to the White Dragon Horse underneath him, which had now reverted to the appearance of a white horse. The queen looked at the White Dragon Horse, only to see it saying to another horse, "Little sis, give me a smile!"

The queen's expression didn't get any brighter; instead, it turned even darker as she muttered, "Like master like mount!"

Before she finished speaking, the White Dragon Horse shouted, "Queen, your mount is giving me the come-hither look!"

The queen looked down and saw that her own mount was indeed making eyes at the White Dragon Horse—the look was unmistakable across species.

Tang Sanzang said smugly, "Like master like mount indeed..."

"You!" The queen was so agitated that her chest puffed up, but ultimately, considering the crowd of spectators, she held back.

Zhu Ganglie then leaned towards Tang Sanzang and whispered, "Master, this isn't good..."

Tang Sanzang asked, "What isn't good?"

Zhu Ganglie replied, "Flirting needs to be more subtle, master. You can't just start by taking advantage, asking to marry them, and even thinking about having three wives and four concubines. How can that possibly work?"

Tang Sanzang looked puzzled and said, "Back in our time, this was how everyone behaved. Why be shy about love? If you like someone, you like them, if not, you don't. If you do, you go for it, seize the opportunity, knock them out, carry them home, and then think about children.

As for three wives and four concubines, that's actually too few.

Back in our days, reproduction was tough, so everyone would try to get as many partners as possible.

Three thousand isn't too many, thirty thousand will do…"

Apprentice, why is your face so dark?"

At this, not only Zhu Ganglie, but everyone around had black lines on their foreheads...

Zhu Ganglie coughed dryly and said, "Master, times have changed..."

Tang Sanzang asked, "What's changed?"

Zhu Ganglie explained, "Nowadays, people value romance, they talk about one-on-one, they talk about genuine emotions... do you understand?"

Tang Sanzang just gave him a puzzled look.


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