NOVEL WEB Chapter 66: Harem
Tang Sanzang saw this, and immediately flared up, "What if I don't just surrender?"
"Then don't blame General for not being gentle and kind! If a few bumps and bruises happen, Humph..."
General Xu chuckled, raising his arm high and said, "Come on, capture him alive! Try not to hurt him as much as possible!"
Tang Sanzang frowned, it seemed that using some force was unavoidable if he wanted to flirt peacefully.
He was about to make a move when Bai Longma said, "Master, shall I give it a try?
Tang Sanzang said, "Can you do it?"
Bai Longma said, "Perhaps, after all, Master is all about avoiding harm, keeping the peace, and then flirting with females. I think I can manage that…"
Tang Sanzang slapped the horse's head, "Good, Bai Longma, it's all on you! Do well, and I'll buy you a drink!"
Bai Longma, upon hearing that, nearly collapsed to his knees, thinking, "You're not treating me to a drink; it sounds like you're arranging side dishes for it!"
Though he thought so, his actions didn't lag. Bai Longma let out a dragon roar, then slowly rose as a white dragon from behind Tang Sanzang, transforming into his backdrop.
"A dragon!"
"My goodness, it's actually a dragon!"
"A divine dragon!"
...
When had the people of Women's Kingdom ever seen a True Dragon?
Now that a True Dragon appeared, they all exclaimed in shock, and seeing that this white dragon actually transformed from this Monk's mount left them almost dropping their jaws.
However, with the white dragon as the background, the Monk looked even more ethereal.
Bai Longma looked around at everyone's astonished expressions and felt quite proud, then cleared his throat and said, "How dare you mortals disrespect my master?"
An aide whispered, "General, this Monk is no ordinary man, what do we do next?"
General Xu muttered, "Attractive skins are everywhere; seducing men is not about their skin but enjoying the thrill of conquest. A man who rides a white dragon, if he could be conquered in bed, now that would be a true pleasure of life!"
Having said that, General Xu pointed at the white dragon, "I had suspected he was a Demon Monk, and now the transformation from horse to dragon confirms my suspicion. Everyone, follow my command and capture that Demon Monk!"
"Yes!"
The soldiers cried out and advanced step by step.
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Tang Sanzang tilted his head, "Bai Longma, this isn't the Great Tang, your True Dragon status won't work here… Looks like your master still needs to do the talking with his fists.
After speaking, Tang Sanzang clenched his fists, ready to make his move.
Just then, a loud shout came, "General Xu, who gave you the audacity to brazenly kidnap a Monk in broad daylight!"
General Xu was startled, and turned around, only to see the military lines parting to make way.
A supremely beautiful woman clad in a phoenix robe and wearing a phoenix crown slowly approached riding a white horse, followed by a troop of valiant women guards dressed in red armor, with longswords at their waists and longbows on their backs.
Upon seeing her, General Xu immediately dismounted and knelt respectfully, "My lord Xu Feng pays his respects to your Majesty. Long live, long live, your Highness!"
Sensing the Queen's arrival, all the soldiers promptly knelt and echoed, "Long live our Majesty, long, long live!"
On the other side, Tang Sanzang and Bai Longma's eyes sparkled!
Bai Longma lowered his dragon head to Tang Sanzang's height and clicked his tongue, "Beautiful!"
Tang Sanzang nodded, "Indeed beautiful!"
The White Dragon Horse said, "That face, tsk tsk..."
Tang Sanzang said, "Those phoenix eyes, truly enchanting."
The White Dragon Horse nodded and added, "And that mouth, truly stylish."
Tang Sanzang followed with a nod, "And the nose is pretty too..."
The White Dragon Horse mentioned, "The length of the face is just right."
Tang Sanzang commented, "The figure is good too."
The White Dragon Horse exclaimed, "That coat of white fur is really white!"
Tang Sanzang was suddenly startled. He felt that he and the White Dragon Horse were not talking about the same thing, "What are you talking about?"
The White Dragon Horse replied, "I am a horse, of course I am talking about a horse!"
Tang Sanzang rolled his eyes and said, "Aren't you a dragon? How come you are into horses now?"
The White Dragon Horse proudly declared, "Master, haven't you heard that the dragon has nine sons, each different? Do you know why they're different?"
Tang Sanzang shook his head.
The White Dragon Horse explained, "The nine dragon sons are Qiuniu, Yazi, Chaofeng, Pulao, Suan Ni, Baxia, Bian, Bixi, Chiwen. Qiuniu's mother is a cow, Yazi's mother is a jackal, Chaofeng's mother is a lynx, Pulao's mother is a sea snake, Suan Ni's mother is a lion, Baxia's mother is a turtle, Bian's mother is a tiger, Bixi's mother is a dragon, Chiwen's mother is a fish. My ancestors included cows, jackals, lions, snakes, turtles, big carp. Is it strange that I fancy a horse?"
Tang Sanzang, utterly dumbfounded, finally bowed and said, "Ancestor, I am in awe! Awesome!"
The White Dragon Horse humbly responded, "Master, you flatter me, truly."
Tang Sanzang declared, "In that case, I'll go charm a person."
The White Dragon Horse quickly added, "I'll charm a horse!"
"That's settled then!" Tang Sanzang said, and he and the White Dragon Horse chuckled together.
Meanwhile, the Queen of the Women's Kingdom had just finished scolding General Xu and then had him driven away.
After handling everything, the Queen of Women's Kingdom rode her white horse leisurely towards Tang Sanzang. From a lofty position, with an air of regal command in her eyebrows, she looked down at Tang Sanzang and asked through her delicate, thin lips, "What is your name?"
Tang Sanzang didn't have the habit of looking up at others, so...
Tang Sanzang snapped his fingers, and the White Dragon lowered its head. Tang Sanzang stood on the dragon's head, and the dragon slightly raised its head, instantly towering half a body length above the queen.
Looking down at the queen, Tang Sanzang boasted, "I am the royal brother of the Emperor of the Great Tang Nation from the Eastern Land of the Southern Continent. Known for my boundless charm, profound Buddhist teachings, revered by tens of thousands, the idol of three hundred million young women, Tang Sanzang! Currently, by the order of the King of Tang, I am traveling to the Western Regions, seeking true love along the way to fulfill the karma of ten lifetimes. I have come here today to exchange travel documents... However!"
The Queen of Women's Kingdom frowned and asked, "However what?"
Tang Sanzang bent over and nearly touched the queen's face with his, flashing a grin, "It seems I have found true love."
The queen's pretty face blushed instantly, but as the ruler of a kingdom, she was no naive girl. Even though slightly shy and excited, she still asked calmly, "You like me?"
Tang Sanzang shook his head emphatically, "Not like, but love!"
The queen smiled, "I fancy you too! In my royal harem, I can give you a place. How about being the queen consort?"
Upon hearing this, Tang Sanzang was stunned for a moment, "You have other men?"
The queen shook her head, "Not yet."
Tang Sanzang breathed a sigh of relief...
The White Dragon Horse interjected, "Master, she wants to take you into her harem."
Tang Sanzang then came to his senses and shook his head, "Sister, you've got it a bit wrong. I fancy you, so you should marry me and join my harem, understand?"