Is It Funny That The Dragon Slayer Failed And Became The Dragon Princess?

49. Who Are You Trying to Fool?

Miu Miu felt the presence of a stranger and found it amusing.

Because in the Blood Palace, her reputation was known to everyone.

No vampire would want to approach her secret garden.

That’s where she sleeps.

If her sleep is disturbed…

The outcome for that person would be very miserable.

Whether they are blood servants or noble vampires, Miu Miu treats them all the same, without mercy.

Therefore, the person who dares to approach her garden must be extraordinary.

When Xia Yi appeared, she was pleasantly surprised.

The dragon blood she had longed for was delivered to her doorstep.

And it was a cute little silver dragon at that, just by appearance, she seemed delicious.

When she recalled the nobles informing her about the visit from the delegation of the Dragon Kingdom today, she guessed most of the story.

This little silver dragon must have come with the dragons from the Dragon Kingdom.

But looking at her, with her silly hair on top of her head and her big tail, with a dumbfounded face, she probably was a little idiot who got lost and wandered in here.

However, when Xia Yi introduced herself as the Silver Dragon Princess from the Dragon Kingdom, Miu Miu couldn’t help but widen her eyes, feeling her blood flow speed up, feeling inexplicably excited, now she really had to take a bite!

So, even though it was their first meeting, she made a straightforward request.

“I want to plant strawberries on you, can I~?”

“…Huh?!”

Xia Yi took a step back subconsciously when she heard this request.

“Do you, do you understand what you’re saying!”

“Of course, Xia Yi Yi, I want to plant strawberries on you, just agree!”

Xia Yi’s mouth twitched.

Regardless of the Vampire Princess’s address to her, it was an extremely outrageous request for a first meeting.

After all, she had read some comics and knew what planting strawberries meant.

It meant letting Miu Miu hold her and crazily mua on her body until red marks like strawberries were left…

The little princess imagined it for a moment and felt her cheeks getting slightly red.

“We are both girls!”

“Girls should like cute girls, isn’t that common sense?” Miu Miu replied as if it were obvious.

“I have… never heard of that, I can’t accept it!”

Xia Yi raised her hand, showing clear refusal.

“Besides, you don’t really like me, do you? I can tell, Vampire Princess, the way you look at me, it’s like you’re looking at prey!”

Miu Miu wasn’t surprised by such a firm refusal.

“Xia Yi Yi, do you know that you just disturbed my sleep?”

“This is your…”

“Yes, this is where I sleep,” Miu Miu explained, “and it’s also my secret garden that belongs only to me, no one is allowed to approach, not even my father, do you know what happened to the ignorant ones who dared to enter my secret garden before?”

“What happened?”

Miu Miu’s smile seemed a bit dangerously meaningful.

“Guess why the roses here grow so beautifully?”

Xia Yi looked at the roses around her, blooming in the night, as red as blood…

Could it be?!

Xia Yi’s eyes immediately became alert, this Vampire Princess was no easy opponent.

“But today’s uninvited guest is much cuter than usual and didn’t disturb my sleep… so, Xia Yi Yi, if you’re willing to cooperate a little, I’ll forgive your rude intrusion, and we can even become good friends.”

“…”

“Xia Yi Yi, being bitten is a very, very, very happy thing, happier than anything else in this world, let me show you, maybe you’ll like it after your first experience.”

“Hmph, I’m not interested, no matter what you say, I’m not interested, don’t think I’ll believe your vampire nonsense, I’ve experienced it once before. Now let me leave your secret garden, Vampire Princess.”

Xia Yi was firm, even though she had indeed intruded into someone else’s secret garden and disturbed their sleep.

But who isn’t a willful princess?

Why should I yield to you and satisfy such unreasonable demands?

“Typical bats, making strange requests upon first meeting, do you have no other pursuits besides satisfying your dark bloodlust?”

Xia Yi and Miu Miu were already not seeing eye to eye, exchanging sarcastic greetings.

“Just a reminder, this isn’t your territory, Xia Yi Yi.”

“Of course, I know. What, are you going to force me?”

Xia Yi pulled at her clothes, revealing her shoulder.

“Do you want to bite? Do you want to bite? Do you want it? I just won’t give it to you~”

Seeing Xia Yi’s white shoulder, Miu Miu’s eyes went straight.

She felt a tempting scent of blood, as if to teach this naughty little silver dragon a lesson, to press her down and taste her properly.

And on top of that, having just woken up, the Vampire Princess was still in a state of hunger.

Gradually dominated by the urge to bite.

She couldn’t care about anything else, today she had to have Xia Yi.

“Little Black, come here!” Miu Miu commanded, raising her hand.

The magical pets surrounding her gathered in the Vampire Princess’s hand, gradually taking shape, turning into a huge double-bladed axe.

The size of the axe was even bigger than her, with a strong visual impact.

Miu Miu lifted the axe and leaped, turning elegantly in mid-air, swinging the heavy axe effortlessly, even gracefully, as if dancing beautifully under the moonlight.

Uh… no, that’s not right!

Xia Yi realized that Miu Miu’s eyes were emitting a faint red light, she was launching a mental attack, almost falling for it.

“Rose Staff, summon!”

Xia Yi summoned the Rose Staff, quickly used an ice magic shield, and dodged to the side.

Boom!!

Miu Miu’s axe hit nothing, and the violent force created another terrifying crater in the secret garden.

Fortunately, Xia Yi reacted in time, released the ice magic shield, and was unharmed by the aftermath.

This set of actions surprised Miu Miu.

“Xia Yi Yi, your strength seems quite remarkable, sensitive reflexes, excellent judgment… such combat readiness doesn’t seem like something a pampered princess would have.”

“And your exaggerated way of fighting, is that something a normal princess could have?” Xia Yi retorted.

“After all, I’ve lived quite a few years, almost five hundred years old this year, you must be about the same, right?”

“I’m six…”

Xia Yi paused, then raised her voice.

“I’m six hundred years old this year!”