I Don’t Want to Be Turned into a Girl by Magic

Logically speaking, wearing a maid outfit to work as a waitress was impossible. He could never wear a maid outfit to work as a waitress in this lifetime.

Just imagining himself wearing that somewhat revealing maid outfit, calling customers "master," Lin Nan felt incredibly resistant. No matter how high the wages that café offered, he had absolutely no interest.

He was quite interested in going there as a customer though, to see what these so-called maid cafés were all about.

But that was just a thought. Coffee shops were already expensive to begin with. A cup cost twenty to thirty yuan or even more, and because it was a maid café, there was probably a service premium too. It would be better to order bubble tea delivery instead. The cheapest bubble tea around school was only seven or eight yuan.

Having pulled an all-nighter over the weekend, Lin Nan had lost interest in gaming. Sitting in front of his computer with nothing to do, he wanted to find a movie to pass the afternoon.

After Xiong Da left, the dorm felt somehow quieter. Usually he was like a semi-transparent presence in the dorm, but his absence still affected the atmosphere, at least Tu Junhui, who often played games with him, had become too quiet.

Without the noisy atmosphere, Lin Nan felt like staying in the dorm was somewhat boring.

"How about we go check out that maid café?" Lin Nan suddenly suggested.

Chen Yao immediately asked excitedly: "You're planning to work part-time as a maid at that café?!"

How could that be possible...

Lin Nan shook his head with a dark expression: "Just to see if those maid girls are good-looking."

"If you're talking about this, I'm not sleepy anymore." Tu Junhui turned around and quickly raised his hand. "I'll go too, take me with you."

Lin Nan had never been to a coffee shop before, let alone heard much about maid cafés. But apparently there were quite a few maid cafés in Japan, though it seemed many of the maids were actually men. (TN: what)

Lin Nan had no interest in being a maid calling customers master, but if he could be called master by maids, that would be very interesting.

The three left immediately. Lin Nan prepared himself mentally for a big expense and happily followed his two roommates toward the school's back gate.

Maid cafés were something most people only heard about in rumors and hearsay. Now that one had actually opened near school, almost all the students were excitedly going to show their support. Today was the first day of opening with a 30% discount, making the café exceptionally crowded.

From far away, Lin Nan spotted the maid café. The queue outside had already extended to the street, almost causing a traffic jam on the entire block.

"There are way too many people, right?" Lin Nan felt a bit intimidated. He didn't like crowded, lively places.

But he still followed Chen Yao and Tu Junhui into the queue. Unlike the usual "zombies" in the cafeteria, these students maintained some order outside school, with basically everyone keeping several dozen centimeters apart, which made Lin Nan feel somewhat at ease.

If it were like the cafeteria with people packed together, Lin Nan definitely wouldn't join the crowd.

"I think you'd probably look pretty good in a maid outfit too." While queuing, Tu Junhui smiled and teased Lin Nan. "At least you wouldn't look bad, you might even be prettier than the maids in the shop."

Although they hadn't seen the maids in the shop yet, Chen Yao agreed wholeheartedly: "Lin Nan would definitely be beautiful in a maid outfit!"

He had seen it before. Although Lin Nan hadn't been feminized much at that time, with the magic of becoming a girl, wearing a maid outfit made him even prettier than now.

But Chen Yao still couldn't figure out why Lin Nan had suddenly grown long hair and breasts after disappearing for just over ten minutes that time, when he clearly hadn't seen Lin Nan carrying a wig or fake chest before changing.

Could it be that Lin Nan had already developed back then and used some methods to disguise it?

He looked back and noticed Lin Nan seemed restless and anxious in the queue, clearly feeling pressure from the surrounding crowd.

So he switched places with Tu Junhui, using his slightly taller and larger frame to shield Lin Nan from outsiders' gazes as much as possible.

After all, they were in a queue with dense crowds. Although Lin Nan wasn't exactly an internet celebrity, he was somewhat famous at school. Occasionally one or two people recognized him and began pointing and discussing in low voices.

There weren't any particularly hurtful comments, but even being discussed about gender was enough to make Lin Nan uncomfortable.

"Really can't tell he's a guy."

"No way? I always thought he was a girl."

"I think he even has a girlfriend."

"Wouldn't his girlfriend feel like she's in a lesbian relationship?"

The whispered conversations reached Lin Nan's ears. He really wanted to righteously tell them he was a tough straight man, but looking at the curves on his chest, he couldn't be righteous or confident.

He could only get as close to Chen Yao as possible, pretending he needed to block sunlight to use his phone while hiding in Chen Yao's shadow.

Slowly moving forward in the queue, after about half an hour, the three finally entered the café.

Sitting at a four-person window seat made of two sofas, this position blocked most gazes, immediately making Lin Nan's tense emotions subside somewhat, and then he couldn't help looking around.

"That girl! Black stockings and long legs!" Tu Junhui's eyes lit up, gesturing toward a girl who was at least 170cm tall. "That one, she's even taller than Nan Nan."

Lin Nan followed his gaze and saw that maid, then froze.

The tall maid approached the three with an expressionless face, carrying menus, and bowed slightly: "Welcome, masters."

Lin Nan's face was full of terror. Although Chen Yao and Tu Junhui felt somewhat awkward and embarrassed, their hearts were racing with excitement.

If Lin Nan also called out like that...

Chen Yao quickly banished the thought from his mind and smiled at the maid: "Just bring us three cups of coffee."

Then he glanced at the three of them. Tu Junhui was staring lecherously at those black-stockinged long legs, while Lin Nan's face was pale as he kept his head down, as if he'd seen something terrifying.

He was somewhat puzzled, but then heard the maid bow again with a cold expression: "Please wait a moment, masters."

What an ice queen beauty.

This maid had long straight black hair, a magnificent chest that was at least D-cup, a face that could be described as absolutely stunning, straight and slender legs, and although she looked delicate overall, she was full of vitality, just… that icy expression seemed a bit out of place.

This kind of girl could practically be called a nation-toppling beauty in ancient times, right? Even in modern times, she had the foundation to be an actress or celebrity. At the very least, she could make short videos for promotion or livestream to chat with perverts like Tu Junhui. How did she end up working as a maid?

For some reason, looking at her, there seemed to be some resemblance to Lin Nan's face.

Chen Yao watched the maid's departing figure but suddenly heard commotion from the neighboring table. After observing for a moment, he realized that the maid waitresses in this café apparently didn't actually call customers "master."

"That maid looks quite similar to you." Tu Junhui saw the maid walk away and asked Lin Nan regretfully, "She's not your sister or something, is she?"

"No, she has nothing to do with me..." Lin Nan kept his head down, his hands trembling badly.

If Lilith found out after her resurrection that her body had worked as a maid, calling a bunch of people "master," would she kill Lina?

If these two fought, wouldn't it turn into a scene of "nuclear" devastation?