I, Dasheng Sun, swear not to become a Buddha

Tathagata Buddha is really picky!

The great snobbery Bodhisattva worked hard for his Journey to the West, many of which were done by himself, but in the end he only got one sentence: You have made great contributions to Buddhism!

What the hell, labor and management have worked so hard just for your nonsense? At least give me some benefits!

What upset the Tathagata Buddha the most was that Tang Sanzang actually said that he was not a good bird, faked compassion, and didn't care about human affairs.

With such a majestic and upright image, why doesn't he do personnel affairs... Uh, it seems that he has never done anything.

Forget it, don't care about it.

"Buddha, what should we do now? Zhu Bajie is planning to attack!"

The Great Snobby Bodhisattva reminded with a refreshed face.

Finally, someone is honest and upright against Tathagata Buddha. Although it is separated by a circle of light, it is very comfortable to watch.

Not only the great snobbery Bodhisattva, but also the other Buddhas in Lingshan were holding back their laughter. If they hadn't cared about the Tathagata Buddha's face, they would have laughed like crazy.

Especially when thinking of the golden cicada in Tang Sanzang's previous life, he often choked on the Tathagata Buddha at that time.

It's fine now, and it's gotten worse after reincarnation.

"It's okay, Zhu Bajie won't dare to do it!"

Tathagata Buddha assured with a dark face.

It's just that as soon as he finished speaking, Zhu Bajie broke Tang Sanzang's neck neatly during the round light technique.

"Uh……"

The Tathagata Buddha's face was so dark that water dripped out.

This is such a slap in the face at the speed of light.

One second Tathagata Buddha just assured Zhu Bajie that he would not dare to do anything, and the next second Zhu Bajie told him with actions that there was nothing that Zhu Bajie dared not do.

"Buddha, don't keep talking, what should we do now, if we don't make up our minds, Tang Sanzang will be in trouble!"

The Great Snobbery Bodhisattva reminded with a suppressed smile.

But the slightly raised corners of her mouth indicated that she was suffering very hard now.

"Don't worry, they dare not..."

Tathagata Buddha shut up instantly.

It's better not to stand upright, otherwise the face will be swollen.

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===Chapter 304 You should continue westward!===

"Buddha, what are they afraid of?"

The Great Snobbery Bodhisattva did not intend to just let the Tathagata Buddha go,

It is such a rare scene to be able to see the Tathagata Buddha deflated, how can it end like this?

"Uh……"

The Tathagata Buddha looked at the Great Snob Bodhisattva silently and said nothing.

Why didn't I realize before that the great snobbery Bodhisattva's mind is so bad?

Isn't it satisfying to see him being slapped in the face?

It's hard for people to dismantle it!

"Buddha, it's useless for you to look at me like that. You should hurry up and make up your mind. Tang Sanzang is about to fall into the pot, and he will be eaten later. Sha Wujing is a professional in this respect!"

The great snobbery Bodhisattva didn't care about Tathagata Buddha's eyes, and reminded him with a smile on his face.

The Tathagata Buddha was shocked for a moment, and looked at Yuanguangshu, only to see that Sha Wujing had already taken over Tang Sanzang from Zhu Bajie.

"Great snobbish lord, hurry up and revive Tang Sanzang!"

Tathagata Buddha's complexion changed, and he quickly ordered.

Other things are okay to say, mainly because next to Monkey King, Tathagata Buddha also saw the mouse spirit.

Apparently Monkey King and the others were playing tricks, using Tang Monk's meat to treat the mouse spirit, so that the mouse spirit had also eaten Tang's monk's meat, and they didn't have to worry about the catastrophe that followed.

But the bad thing is here. Tang Monk meat has no effect. If it gets out, it will have a big impact on the subsequent arrangements.

At present, the saying that you can live forever by eating Tang monk meat still has a lot of effect, and it is not yet time to debunk it.

If Tang Sanzang's Yuan Yang had not leaked before, his Yuan Yang would still have some effect.

But now Tang Sanzang is really just a waste.

"Buddha, it's not difficult to revive Tang Sanzang, but the restriction still remains?"

The Great Snobbery Bodhisattva asked leisurely, not in a hurry.

"Uh……"

Tathagata Buddha was speechless.

To be honest, he was reluctant to give up such an easy disaster, but the current situation forced him to make a choice,

You must know that this is only the first day, and it is already the current situation.

If this really made Tang Sanzang lie down for three days, no one knew what would happen.

Although the resurrection of Tang Sanzang is very simple, the Nine-turn Resurrection Golden Elixir is not picked up on the street, it is all obtained in exchange for natural materials and earthly treasures, so it cannot be wasted like this!

So, now this difficulty has to grit your teeth and give up.

"The restriction is lifted, and Tang Sanzang is urged to continue westward!"

"Then Buddha, do you still want to implement the plans discussed before? If necessary, I can arrange them in a while!"

The Great Snobby Bodhisattva still didn't leave, and asked with a smile.

Before discussing the shortcomings of Jin Chanzi and Tang Sanzang, Tathagata Buddha settled down a few supplementary catastrophes in an instant,

It just seems that there is no need to continue now.

"Uh... let's not deal with it for now, let's make a decision after we improve the plan!"

Tathagata Buddha said in embarrassment, but he has not given up completely.

Seeing that the Great Snob Bodhisattva was about to speak, the Tathagata Buddha quickly ordered:

"Great snobbish lord, if you have something to do, wait until Tang Sanzang is revived, and then go back to Daleiyin Temple to discuss. If you don't go, they will eat it!"

"Follow the Buddha's order!"

The Great Snobby Bodhisattva bowed and retreated, feeling a little regretful.

The one who planned to continue to run against the Tathagata Buddha, who knew that he would be so decisive in asking himself to set off.

Discuss after returning?

With the thickness of the Tathagata Buddha's face, he will definitely treat him as a normal person, and it will be difficult to run on him.

But it was really fun just now, as soon as the Great Snob Bodhisattva retreated to the gate of the Great Leiyin Temple, he couldn't help laughing out loud.

"Pfft~"

Then, like a fuse, all the Buddhas on Lingshan couldn't hold back anymore.

"Pfft~"

The great snobbery Bodhisattva knew that he was in trouble, so he ran away quickly and went to Zenlin Temple in Zhenhai to revive Tang Sanzang.

Tathagata Buddha's blackened face has already begun to drip.

What the hell, you just want to laugh, so can't you choose to laugh after you leave?

It's all right now, and the painting style of Daleiyin Temple has been taken away.

The Tathagata Buddha directly closed the five senses, went to chant the Buddha's name, and came to see that the eyes are pure.

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Zhenhai Chanlin Temple!

"Is this really going to be stewed?"

Mouse Jing was very surprised to see Sha Wujing holding Tang Sanzang ready to start work.

Is it that big of a game?

What if Fomen comes to ask for trouble?

The little novice monk looked at Tang Sanzang's body, his face was pale, he was planning to make a fuss.

And why is that bearded man with such excited eyes?

"It depends, but it's unlikely!"

Sun Wukong calculated the time, Buddhism should have almost reacted,

If Zhuba was not so ink-stained before, he gave Tang Sanzang a "massage", which delayed a lot of time, maybe it would really work.

"Amitabha, Wujing, don't stop!"

The great snobbery Bodhisattva appeared out of thin air and directly stopped Sha Wujing who was about to create.

Sha Wujing stopped with a look of pity. It would be great if the Great Snobbery Bodhisattva came later, so that he could relive the days in Liushahe.

Although it is a bit bitter, there is Tang Seng meat to eat.

After the great snobbery Bodhisattva saw that Sha Wujing stopped, he directly took out the Nine-turn Resurrection Golden Elixir and revived Tang Sanzang.

When the little novice saw the appearance of Guanyin Bodhisattva, he was in a daze.

This is a living Bodhisattva, it is such an honor to actually come here for the Great Tang Sangha, he deserves to be his idol.

However, the Great Snobbery Bodhisattva will not hold him accountable for collaborating in the murder of Tang Sanzang.

He was completely forced and helpless. He thought it was just a simple boiling water, but he didn't know it was for stewing Tang Sanzang.

The little novice was about to cry, and was so inexplicably involved in such a terrible thing.

Just when the little novice was thinking wildly, Tang Sanzang had been resurrected by the Great Snobbery Bodhisattva, and even the restrictions on his body had been lifted.

"Thank you Bodhisattva!"

Tang Sanzan said gratefully.

Tang Sanzang, who was revived again, felt the changes in his body, and found that his problems were gone, and even the cold was handled by the great snobbery Bodhisattva.

"Amitabha, Tang Sanzang, this matter is over, you should go on westward!"

The Great Snobbery Bodhisattva told Tang Sanzang that after taking a deep look at the silent mouse spirit, he returned to the Great Leiyin Temple.

The mouse spirit breathed a sigh of relief.

She is a half-snobbish person, and if she meets a real snobbish bodhisattva, it will be no different from courting death.

The Great Snobby Bodhisattva simply didn't intend to trouble her, otherwise there would be no chance of escaping.

The little monk was also relieved.

I didn't expect that the Bodhisattva didn't blame him for such a big thing. It's really lucky.

In the future, he will have the capital to brag, but he has seen a real Bodhisattva.

Now that Tang Sanzang is healed, he doesn't need to wait on him anymore, it's better to sneak away where a bunch of big shots are.

Maybe they would stop eating Tang Sanzang and choose to eat him instead?

You must know that the water in the cauldron is still burning!

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===Chapter 305 This is enjoyment??===

Regarding the departure of the little novice, Sun Wukong and the others did not respond.

The mental quality of this little monk is not bad, and he has survived such a big scene until now, but his face is a little more self-conscious, but this quality is also very valuable.

With a little tempering, it will become a great tool in the future.