I, Dasheng Sun, swear not to become a Buddha

It's so painful!

He still couldn't cry out, but he thought he was enjoying the humming just now.

But Tang Sanzang wants to die now.

Tang Sanzang's pale face was full of resentment.

His begging for mercy was directly ignored by Monkey King and the others, and Monkey King even disliked Zhu Bajie for being too light.

What a great opportunity, let's create Tang Sanzang well.

When Tang Sanzang heard that Sun Wukong actually asked Zhu Bajie to work harder, he burst into tears.

Others don't know that he is the one who is suffering. If Zhu Bajie's strength is stronger, he can be crushed to death. Didn't you see the faint golden light from the tight hoop?

As long as the force is stronger, the automatic protection function of the tight hoop will be activated.

In other words, he has been in a situation where his life will be explained at any time.

However, if Tang Sanzang was not paying attention to his weeping voice, he still couldn't hear clearly and was weak.

The most important thing is that no matter how loud the voice is, Monkey King and the others still pretend they didn't hear it.

"Master, if you put in more effort, the tight band will protect the Lord, unless you really kill him!"

Zhu Bajie said with some worry.

"If you die, you will die. What are you doing as Lao Sha is boiling water there? Isn't this just convenient for cooking!"

Monkey King pointed to Sha Wujing who was talking about water and said.

According to Sun Wukong's instructions, Sun Wukong brought a big cauldron from Zhenhai Chanlin Temple. The water was boiling in it, and he was still muttering something.

The little novice who was pulled over to help light the fire was closer to Sha Wujing, and when he heard Sha Wujing's chanting, he was dumbfounded.

What is this bearded man talking about?

When stewing Tang Sanzang for a while, what condiments should be added?

What the hell am I doing here with a fire?

"Really?"

Zhu Bajie asked in some surprise,

"Who are you trying to fool!" Sun Wukong rolled his eyes and said angrily, "Come on, my old grandson has even invited the guests, so I can't wait for the guests to come and leave the pot! "

The little novice was frightened and dumbfounded.

Aren't these three people the hxd of the holy monk, why do they always want to eat the holy monk?

The point is that he is still helping to light the fire, that is to say, he still has a part in killing Tang Sanzang.

Then when the banquet starts later, he won't have a share, right?

The little novice's face turned pale in an instant, comparable to Tang Sanzang's.

"Uh……"

Tang Sanzang suddenly stopped screaming, and looked at Monkey King in a daze.

Wasn't it a destructive test that was agreed before? How did it develop into a test to kill him?

And it sounds like you want to have a big feast for relatives and friends?

"Master, isn't it an experiment? It's over after just one thought!"

Tang Sanzang's voice faintly recalled.

"How can it be possible to mean it, this is a real person experiment, otherwise how can the Buddha believe it, if the Buddha doesn't believe it, how can the Buddha help you untie the restriction!"

Sun Wukong explained it as a matter of course.

"Uh……"

Hearing what Sun Wukong said, Tang Sanzang actually felt that it made sense.

But he reacted quickly.

Damn, this really wants to kill him!

"What would happen if the Buddha didn't respond?"

Tang Sanzang asked tentatively.

"I don't know if my old grandson can be resurrected, but if there is no response, you will definitely be familiar with it, and I said before that I invited guests. I really didn't lie to you. I have been thinking about it for a long time!"

Sun Wukong said solemnly.

"Uh……"

Tang Sanzang was completely dumbfounded.

Looking at Sha Wujing, who is sharpening his knife, and Zhu Bajie, who is ready to kill, the little fan who is already sweating, but keeps adding firewood.

Tang Sanzang knew that this time there was more danger than good.

"Master, this disciple has one last small request, can you prepare a pen and paper for this disciple!"

Tang Sanzang asked for the post with a bitter face.

Judging from the current situation, not to mention that he is weak and dizzy now, even in a normal state, there is no room for defense!

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===Chapter 303 What a slap in the face at the speed of light===

"If you have any other requirements, let's talk about them together. I will run out of time in a while. My old grandson will satisfy whoever can, but the premise is not to overdo it!"

Sun Wukong changed the pen and ink and handed it to Tang Sanzang, reminding him with a smile.

"If the apprentice wants to, let it go, do you think it's okay?"

Tang Sanzang asked expectantly.

"Negative, the water is boiled, it doesn't need to be too inappropriate, Lao Sha and that little monk have spent a lot of energy, they can't waste their blood and sweat!"

Sun Wukong vetoed without hesitation.

At this time, I still want to live, how can there be such a good thing.

The little novice is in a panic now, he really hopes that this blood and sweat will be wasted like this, but although this is Zhenhai Chanlin Temple, his territory, it is not up to him from the beginning to the end.

"Forget it, master, write it, this disciple has no energy!"

Tang Sanzang said quietly.

Sun Wukong shrugged and didn't care, motioned Tang Sanzang to continue,

Tang Sanzang revealed the contents of three letters in total.

The first letter was to Jinshenggong.

He doesn't know if he can be resurrected this time, so he hopes that Jin Shenggong will have a chance to help take care of his daughter.

The second is a letter of resignation written to Emperor Tang Li Shimin.

In the current situation of Buddhism, what kind of Western scriptures and bullshit Mahayana Buddhism can be used, which can't catch up with the Hinayana Buddhism of the Tang Dynasty.

Besides, isn't your Li Shimin always claiming to be a descendant of Taoism, so let's continue to teach Taoism.

Also, if you can, let him go.

The third letter is more powerful, written to the Tathagata Buddha, Tang Sanzang directly let go of himself.

In the letter, the general Tathagata scolded Buddha bloody, what a petty, stingy, shameless old bastard, obviously not a good bird, but he just put on a look of compassion, never doing human affairs and so on.

Anyway, it was as happy as it was, and Tang Sanzang had a good time.

Not to mention Monkey King, even the little novice monk who lit the fire was dumbfounded.

Isn’t this the holy monk of the Tang Dynasty? Shouldn’t he be the most devout believer?

Why are you suddenly slandering the Buddha like crazy?

Seeing Tang Sanzang gritted his teeth, it was obvious that the Buddhist sect had done something to offend Tang Sanzang, otherwise they wouldn't have hated him so deeply.

"Is there anything I can do for you?"

Just when Tang Sanzang was about to vent, the mouse spirit appeared and asked curiously.

"There's nothing to do, let's wait for a while to start eating. Haven't you been thinking about Tang Monk meat for a long time, this time satisfies you, do you like grilled or steamed?"

“Old Sha can satisfy you!”

After Sun Wu glanced around, he spread his hands and said,

After a while, Zhu Bajie will take care of it.

Lao Zhu had been waiting for this opportunity for a long time, and finally he was able to do it himself.

The cooking part is handed over to Sha Qingjing

I believe that no one is more proficient in handling Tang monk meat than him.

Even the little novice is in charge of burning the fire.

Xingran little novice's face turned pale, but there is no technical content in burning fire.

So now there is really nothing to do, just sit and wait to eat,

"what?"

The mouse spirit looks passionate,

Eat Tang Sanzang? How about grilling and steaming?

What kind of trouble is this?

When Sun Wukong looked for her before, he just asked her to have a meal, but he didn't tell her that it would be Tang Sanzang.

Aren't you his apprentices? It's not good to do that!

The little novice was about to cry.

Who are these people?

Not to mention the disciples of the Great Tang Sage Monk wanting to kill the Sage Monk, how come even the beautiful female benefactor who was very beautiful yesterday is not a simple person now.

What the hell am I doing here? Why does it feel like I'm involved in something terrible.

I'm still a child, can we have some love?

Old pig, let's do it, hands and feet are a little numb!"

Sun Qingkong motioned.

Zhu Bajie nodded and walked towards Tang Sanzang who had accepted his fate.

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Xitian, Daleiyin Temple 1

Tathagata Buddha's complexion is so dark, looking at the round light technique in front of him, Tathagata Buddha's murderous aura is getting heavier and heavier.

In the round light technique, Tang Sanzang was crazily complaining about the Tathagata Buddha, and he was getting more and more excited as he talked,

Small belly, stingy, shameless old bastard, not a good bird...

Can he, the Tathagata Buddha, be discussed by a Buddhist disciple, or is he a Buddhist scripture learner?

What the hell, I asked you to come here to learn the Western Classics, not to discuss my right and wrong,

The more the Tathagata Buddha thought about it, the more angry he became, and he wished he could kill Tang Sanzang immediately.

Why is he so small?

Although he was a bit preoccupied with the difficulty of being sick in the monk's room, it was also Jin Chanzi's problem in the final analysis.

If Jin Chanzi hadn't paid attention to him, the Buddha, would this have happened.

Besides, this difficulty is for the sake of the overall situation of the entire Buddhist sect, this blame belongs to the entire Buddhist sect, so he can't bear it alone, right?

And it's stingy,

Of course, the Great Snob Bodhisattva is the most qualified to comment on this point.