I accidentally adopted 5 little rascals because i was drunk!

For context, they got there memory wipe out by someone.

-Riku: "...what are we doing here?"

-Akanishi: "...yeah, I can't remember either"

Riku get's up, but he accidentally bumps into someone.

-???1: "Hey, be careful, sir!"

-???2: "What are you even doing? lying on the ground?"

-Akanishi: "we don't know, we were flying with something just a minute ago"

-Person: "please excuse us, we have something to do so bye now"

The three of them leaves (for anyone who forgot, those are the 3 secret people searching for Riku, no way they just missed him)

-Masani(arriving with his car): "Found you Riku! what are you two doing here?"

-Akanishi: "...we don't know..."

-Riku: "yeah it like I can't remember what happened in the last 30 minutes"

-Masani: "let's just go back at the mansion now!"

They all go back to the mansion.

-Jotaro: "really? so dinasours didn't die because of a meteor, but because someone crashed out? and it was a human?!"

-Boberuto: "they looked like a human, but really, that aura they gave was no human..."

-Masani: "alright we're back!"

-Yakumo: "have you managed to find master akanishi?"

-Masani: "yeah, they're both fine, what about the kids? been a while since I was them"

-Bodyguard 1: "they should be inside the mansion"

-Bodyguard 2: "yeah, they went to the kitchen if I remember"

Meanwhile. the kitchen was on fire, how did this happen? you will now understand.

Earlier.

-Yaku: "alright, what do ya got?"

-Montaro: "everything basically"

-Yaku: "hmm..."

Yaku took everything she can from the fridge and put them all into a tale and started thinking.

-Yaku: "...with these I can make some cakes...and with those potatoes I can make some fries for Iso, I can also make some pizza with this...and I will just order tacos from t##o b##l for amane since she wants her tummy to hurt."

After just a few minutes, everything was ready.

-Yaku: "you guys got a very effective kitchen, can I have it too?"

-Montaro: "Hm...i guess you can visit sometimes"

-Juni: "yay! sweet! ...sweet can push you away from depression sometimes...and even death..." (w-what? i think it the opposite juni)

-Momo: "Yummy pizza."

-Amane: "now I can draw infinitely in the toilet with this tacos!"

-Iso: "Fries...such a common junk food...anyone wants some?"

-Yaku: "nah, I am fine with cak.e"

-Montaro: "I would like some fries to."

They all started eating.

-Yaku (thinking and smirking): {haha would you look at this Riku, this time I didn't need your help, and they look all happy because of ME!}

Little did she know that the furnace was still on, and after a while, Momo was the first to notice the burns.

-Momo: "...beuhh, smell like coal"

-Yaku: "what's wrong Momo, does your pizza smell bad?"

-Amane: "...i also smell something weird"

-Yaku: "that can't be my cooking, I am the best at it anyway"

-Iso: "...yeah, the fries are good, this smell comes from somewhere else..."

-Yaku: "hm, weird, i don't smemm anything at all"

-Juni: "are you sure your noze is well? i am also smelling it"

-Montaro: "yeah me too...hm? that is an unusual smell for me too"

-Yaku: "Are you guys just mocking me? I am not smelling anything at all!"

1 minute later. 

-Yaku: "THE WHOLE KITCHEN IS ON FIRE!!"

-Montaro: "FATHER IS GONNA KILL ME!"

They all ran out of the kitchen as fast as possible.

-Iso: "isn't there anyone who is prepared for this situation Montaro?"

-Montaro: "nope"

-Amane: "Why?

-Montaro: "Father said 'it pointless to have someone to guard if a fire starts, i can do it myself' but he isn't here right now"

-Iso: "Wow, what an amazing idea."

-Montaro: "i know, it's the greatest ever"

-Yaku: "An adult has to fix this mess, i ain't doing none"

-Momo: "Hm? cap"

-Amane: "last time something happened you did try to fix it yourself" (callback to chapter 5)

-Yaku: "that one was just a small fire, but this is a whole hue room on fire..what logic are you using guys???""

Everyone just looks at each other.

-Yaku: "Hmph!"

One bodyguard finally arrives at the scene.

-Bodyguard: "oh hey they ar- WHAT THE F#@% DID YOU GUYS DO!"

-Iso: "burn the kitchen, perhaps"

-Akanishi(entering): "ayo, i spent 7 million yen on this kitchen alone! meh fine i can buy another"

-Yaku: "but will you try to fix the fire?"

-Akanishi: "..."

-Yaku: "hello?"

-Akanishi: "..."

-Riku (bro's reaction time is out of this world): "...AH! the kitchen is on fire! don't worry i will fix this by myself again*" (just like in chapter 5)

He takes a towel and walks to the fire.

-Iso: "hey Be careful!"

-Yaku: "what are you even gonna do with a towel?"

-Amane: "maybe like last time?"

-Juni: "impossible, he's gonna burn with the towel"

Riku enters in, and a few minute later, the fire is gone, how?

-Riku: "i told the fire that there isn't any girls in thsi party for him so he left"

-Jotaro: "wot?"

-Boberuto: "interesting"

-Akanishi: "good!"

-Yakumo: "NO, it should've been me! not him!"

Momo started feeling sleepy.

-Momo: "I wanna sweep"

-Masani: "it getting late, i should go back home"

-Akanishi: "Just come, stay the night here!"

-Masani: "i would like but my wife doesn't even know i left the house earlier"

-Akanishi: "Oh you have a wife?"

-Masani: "yes, and she will atomize me if she finds out I am out, fortunately Matsuri* was with her AND I closed the house." (Masani's daughter)

-Akanishi: "don't worry twin, I will send a robotic version of you to replace you for the night"

-Masani: "Huh? sorry i really need to go, new match of baseball is gonna be live anyway...bye everyone, and Riku, BE CAREFUL."

Masani leaves the mansion.

-Akanishi: "everyone else, follow me!"

the kids went to a super huge room made for sleepover and the adults when somewhere else...

End of chapter.