I accidentally adopted 5 little rascals because i was drunk!

They all went to Akanishi's personal space.

-Masani: "Hold on, I just realized, you're still drunk!"

-Akanishi: "Oh, am I?"

-Everyone: "Yes, you are."

-Jotaro: "Oh, but isn't the personal space all protected?"

-Akanishi: "Yes, it is!"

-Yakumo: "dear reader, do NOT ever drive while being drunk..." (glicth the hell out of her)

-Boberuto(the t-rex's name): "I hope there is a car of my size!"

-Akanishi: "Of course there is! Bring that thing up!"

Some guard left for the garage to ride a super duper big car

-Bodyguard: "This is difficult to ride...anyway, here it Is, boss!"

Boberuto enters the car.

-Boberuto: "Wow, this thing is fire!"

-After that, each of the adult gets their own car? Akanishi gets a Lumborgana, Riku gets a Dupra, Jotaro gets a Ferirora car, and Masani just uses his own car.

-Masani: "Hey?!"

Yakumo gets a Windows car, one of the bodyguards gets a Pumpkin-shaped car. Another one gets a bed-shaped car.

-Yaku: "...well, I am out of this"

-Montaro: "Is it because you can't drive?"

-Yaku: "...yeah? i am 11, and you're just 13"

-Montaro: "No I meant uhh"

-Yaku: "ah yeah, this is dangerous, not to forget some of them are still drunk, let's go back inside, I am craving some sweet"

-Juni: "Yeah me too!"

-Iso: "I also wanna eat fries"

-Amane: "something that can make my tummy hurt"

-Momo: "Pizza!"

-Montaro: "fine, let go to the kitchen and ask the chef"

-Yaku: "chef? oh please, I am here, no need for e 'chef' duh"

Later on, every adult gather for a race.

-Akanishi: "Ready, guys?"

-Jotaro: "Let's go!"

They started racing. Boberuto takes the first place and behind him is yakumo and jotaro.

-Boberuto: "Surprise this car is fatser than everyone's even tho it really big"

-Jotaro: "Don't worry, I will catch you!"

Meanwhile. Riku, Masani and akanishi were just behind chilling.

-Masani: "I would easily beaten them all if it wasn't for me to take care of you riku"

-Riku: "oh, you're back at your over protectiveness again huh? I have plot armor, nothing's gonna happen to me"

-Akanishi: "he's right Masani, I didn't make you my guest for nothing, you should really try to have fun too."

-Masani: "I know I know-"

-Riku: "you don't wanna lose this race do you..."

-Masani: "..."

-Akanishi: "you know what? me and Riku goes to a safer place just together while you go destroy everyone else."

-Masani: "...i have to see where you're going."

-Akanishi: "we're going to the kids's section."

-Riku: "...why does that sound weird?"

-Akanishi: "we'll be using safer cars too and no one is gonna be there, just the two of us."

-Masani: "...alright fine...I AM WINNING THIS!"

Masani goes full speed and easily overtaken some bodyguards.

-Bodyguard 1: "ayo! the new guest's got that in his blood!"

-Bodyguard 2: "I am also an expert...just let me cook-"

Bodyguard 2 crashed and went flying to the moon.

-Bodyguard 1: "...I don't wanna have fun anymore..."

Meanwhile, Boberuto was still taking the advantage, but the distance between him and yakumo and Jotaro is closing! Boberuto won't be the first anymore.

-Boberuto (thinking): {If only I wasn't so big...fine, time for turbo mode!}

Boberuto activateTurbo mode and got to the speed of sound, but just then, Masani destroys Jotaro and Yakumo, sending them flying toward a huge X signed xelihopter spot.

-Jotaro: "Who was that?!"

-Yakumo: "I cannot comprehend what is happening..."

-Masani: "...I was born for this, it between you and me boberuto!"

-Boberuto: "As it shall be then...let the fastest win!"

They interest dramatic mode as if it was the end of the world(?)

Meanwhile, Riku and Akanishi...

-Akanishi: "tell your brother I am sorry."

-Riku: "why?"

-Akanishi: "because I lied...we're not riding child cars"

-Riku: "then sports car?"

-Akanishi: "Nah...I've got these 2 'k-37 filipino speedtester huge jet 123456 or something like that' wanna fly instead of driving?"

-Riku: "I have a bad feeling about this"

-Akanishi: "oh shut up just come"

They started flying :D

they crashed :(

they are safe :D

they got ran over :(

they survived due to their drunken body :D

they got electrocuted :(

they got resurected :D

they now have to fight a god :(

they managed to beat them :D

now they have to touch grass :(

They instead discovered about gasha games :D

a weird looking guy comes to them with a weird pencil and erase their memori- did they crash? oh they are safe good.

Back to Masani vs Boberuto.

The finish line started getting visible in both their sight, who's gonna win?

-Boberuto: "Victory is mine! As a T-rex, this is logical."

-Masani: "not so fast, Big brother also always win, this is something every younger brother can relate too, and it an unbroken role"

-Boberuto (thinking): {...that does NOT make any sense in any way}

-Masani (thinking): {Hold on, I just realized something, how am I able to hear him and him hearing him while we're at sound speed in a huge racing road?...this world is no sense.}

Jotaro, Yakum,o and some others we're following behind.

-Bodyguard 2: "You thought I would disappear, huh? no way I will."

-Bodyguard 1: "I quit a long time ago, just so you know."

-Jotaro: "this isn't fair! why doesn't my car have a turbo mode?"

-Yakumo: "Since neither master is in this race, I HAVE to win this race!"

They tried all their best, but they could just never match the speed of Masani and Boberuto and now it's just the two of them, Who is gonna win?

-Masani(thinking): {I am almost gonna overtake him! just a little more!}

-Boberuto(thinking): {he's catching to me! I need more speed, we're only a few kilometers before the finish line!} (that isn't something to say so nonchalantly, Mr. Boberuto)

After a few seconds, The conclusion that will put a end to this race and finally reveal the winner that the readers have been waiting and been hyped for between Toriyuma Masani and T. rex Boberuto will finally be happening after this stupid long text!

-Masani: "c'mon!"

-Boberuto: "I am so close!"

They both got at the same time...the second place? hey, who is the first place?

-???: "...ez win"

Oh no that's a toxic kid, Author ban him

-Author: "get the hell out of my novel"

toxic kids get yeeted.

-Masani: "well...guess we're even"

-Boberuto: "indeed, great race we've had"

-Masani: "now if you excuse me, I will look for my younger brother"

-Boberuto: "I think during the race I was them on that way" (point somewhere)

-Masani: "is that so? thanks for telling me, I am going to check!"

Masani leaves.

End of chapter.