HE THINKS I'M A ROBOT

Levan suddenly heard a loud bubbling sound, like a continuous fart, bubbling nonstop. At this point, Levan didn't know what to do. He looked at his robot, Maya, and said, "Just wait here, wait here, I'll be right back."

Levan quickly rushed out of the room, leaving Maya standing alone.

Maya decided to locate the toilet. She looked for the guest toilet downstairs and checked if there was one. Luckily, she saw it and quickly rushed to the toilet. With a loud noise, she released everything in her. "Ah, this feels so good... Ah, this is so good... Ah, it is so good," she thought to herself.

She released every single thing in her, and her stomach felt empty.

"Zita! Zita!" she heard her name being called. Maya remembered that Zita was just her robot name, not her real name.

She quickly flushed the toilet and sprayed some fresh air. The door opened immediately,and she quickly maintained herself.

"What are you doing?" Levan asked.

"Oh, master, I decided to help wash your toilet," Maya replied.

Levan said, "Don't you think you are disobedient? I told you to stand in place, and you went to wash my toilet. Did I tell you my toilet is dirty? And do I look like somebody who would see my toilet dirty? Besides, that's the guest toilet; I don't use it."

Maya blinked.

"Whatever, come out," Levan said.

Maya came out, feeling happy that she had finally relieved herself. At least she had removed the load in her stomach, and she was feeling light.

"I've thought about it, and I feel that there is a ghost, a dirty ghost here in my house, trying to destroy my house with farts," Levan said.

Maya wanted to laugh but held herself back. "why do you say so, master?" she asked.

Levan looked at her and said, "I checked myself, I didn't fart, and again, surprisingly, robots don't fart. So, don't you think there is a ghost? And it's just me and you in this house."

Maya nodded and said, "Mm, I think so too, master."

Levan said, "Okay, mm, I went to get some holy water to spray. I hope the ghost disappears."

Maya couldn't help herself; she ended up laughing.

"What? Oh, are you laughing..do robots laugh too?" Levan asked.

Maya said, "Forgive me, master, but what you said needs to be laughed at."

Levan asked, "Is that funny?"

Maya replied, "As a robot, I am programmed to think that whatever is funny should be laughed at." She let out a resounding laugh; it was really funny indeed.

"Holy water, indeed," Maya thought to herself. "This CEO, t former boss of hers, this guy standing in front of her... of course, he was a former boss, but he was a demon, ruthless and wicked. Holy water? Where did he even get that from? Even if there is a ghost in the house, the holy water can't chase it away because he himself is a demon. How can a demon try to chase another demon away?"

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Nick approached Levan's secretary and said, "Go and call Levan out, tell him I need to talk to him right now."

The secretary replied, "Sorry, Mister Nick, but Mister Levant is not on seat now. He headed home."

Nick scoffed turned back, and walked away.

Tony, the secretary, headed towards the company's resturant to eat lunch. A lady approached him.."Can I join you?"

Tony nodded, and she said, "You are the secretary to Mr Levan, don't you think he has an enemy, and his enemy is Mr Nick?"

Tony looked at the lady and said, "Of course, I know. I found out recently, and I was really surprised. No wonder they are always at odds with each other."

The lady whispered and said, "I think Mr Nick is trying to take the company away from his brother."

Tony said, "I thought they were brothers, so they should be at peace with each other."

The lady leaned in even closer and said, "According to what I heard, they are not actually brothers like that. They are actually stepbrothers - different mothers and the same father."

Tony's eyes widened, and he said, "What? Stepbrothers?"

The lady nodded and said, "I heard...I don't know how true it is, I heard Nick's mother is a mistress and she poisoned, she poisoned levan's father just to take the properties."

Tony said, "Oh, what a scary world. So, what next?"tony asked the girl, enjoying the story.

The lady said, "I think one way or the other, Nick's mother also managed to kill Levan's mother."

Tony leaned in even closer, trying to listen to the full story, and the lady continued, "Nick's mother is even planning and using her son to make sure she gets the company."

Tony shook his head and said, "How sure are you of this?"

The lady leaned in again and said, "I may not be sure, but that is what I heard, and that is the rumor that is spreading now. Why do you think they are not at peace with each other?" the lady asked.

Tony nodded his head, "Hm, it's true. They are always..."

The lady said, "Don't you notice anytime they are together, they are always talking to each other so rudely?"

Tony said, "Yeah, I noticed that they are always opposing each other."

The lady said, "Exactly, so it means all that I have said is true."

Tony said, "Ehm, we shouldn't jump to conclusions. That may not really be the case."

The lady said, "How else do you want to describe this?"

Tony said, "You better not let mr Levan hear this, else you wouldn't want to imagine what he would do to you."

The girl whispered and said, "What can he do, other than to sack me?"