HE THINKS I'M A ROBOT

Maya was in a rush to enter the robot company. Mr Samuel had been calling her, asking her to come immediately. She was in a rush and collided with none other than levan.

As she raised her head to apologize, she saw the familiar figure,levan!Since her hair was packed,levan wondered that she looked familiar. Levan looked at her with a puzzled expression, and she quickly put her head down and said, "Ah, I'm sorry, I'm sorry."

Levan said, "Wait, I...you... you look familiar." Maya immediately ran off.

Levan pointed out his hand and said, "That girl... familiar. She looks familiar."

As he entered Mr Samuel's office,he welcomed him "Oh, Mister Levan, it's an honor to have you back again."

Mister Levan replied, " I am here for my robot."

Mr Samuel coughed and said, "You should have called... you should have even requested... the robot is being brought over."

Levan responded, "You can't tell me what to do with my property. I bought it with my money. I paid you. I paid you, so I can come anytime. I don't want... I want to take the robot myself."

Levan signaled, and Mr Samuel signaled one of the workers to bring the robot. He turned back to Levan and said, "Don't worry, don't worry, Mr Levan. She will be brought out in no time."

As Maya was led to Levan, he smiled and said, "Why is her switch on? He stretched out his hand, pressed the button at her back, and Maya bowed her head, pretending to be down.

Levan told Mr Samuel to call some of his workers to help carry her to his car, and they did. They placed her in the front seat as he instructed, and he drove off.

Since he was the CEO, he had left the company, and it was already afternoon. He had come back only for his robot, as he didn't want it to be rough-handled.

As he arrived at his house, he quickly got out and put on the switch at the back of her head.

"Hi master how may i help you" maya said in her robotic voice.

"Okay, let's go inside zita" He led her into the house and said, "Okay, from now on, I'll figure out how to manage your battery."

As they got inside,then he suddenly turned and said, "zita I want you to make eggs for me. I'm famished. I want you to make eggs and toast bread and some coffee for me. I want to eat something light this afternoon."

Maya mumured to herself, "Like I'm your slave?"

Levan said, "Did you say something?"

Maya replied, "No, master. Orders taken in, and orders will be carried out immediately."

Maya quickly located the kitchen and began to work. In fact, she couldn't stop hissing as she tried to adjust to her new surroundings.

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Levan sat in the living room as the sweet scent from the kitchen wafted in. In no time, Maya came out with the food Levan had asked for and dropped it on the dinng table, "Master, your food is ready."

Levan stood up, walked over to the table, and said, "Hm, this looks presentable." He sat down, wanting to taste the egg, but it was salty.

He looked at Maya and said, "Zita, didn't you know you're not meant to put salt inside an egg when frying?"

Maya replied, "Oh, really, master? I didn't know that. Is it salty?"

Levan almost yelled, "Zita!" but he kept quiet. Even the toast was barely edible, and the coffee was tasteless. Levan was trying to contain his frustration.

As Levan was trying to decide if he could eat the food, he heard a loud, unmistakable sound, like someone had farted.

"Did you fart?" Levan asked, covering his nose. The smell was terrible.

Maya almost laughed but caught herself and said, "I am a robot, master, and robots don't fart. So, master, you farted."

Levan chuckled and said, "Don't try that with me."

"I didn't fart" Leban said.

Maya replied, "Oh, are you trying to say I did? I'm a robot, and robots don't fart, so you farted."

In fact, Levan was confused because he didn't remember gas escaping from his anus. He wondered if the robot was playing a trick on him or if something else was going on.

Levan was beginning to get confused. He picked up his phone and called Samuel, "I didn't know your robots were so quality that they could even fart."

Samuel let out a loud, choked laugh, clearly amused. Levan asked, "Did you just laugh?"

Samuel apologized, "I'm so sorry about that, but I think... I don't think my robots, all my robots, are quality that they... don't fart."

He ended the call immediately,levan suddenly felt frustrated, unsure what was going on with the robot.

He stood up. "Whatever, let's forget about that and this food. I will teach you how to cook later. Whatever. But you know, yesterday I didn't show you around the house, so for now, I am going to show you around the house and show you things you should do. For now on, I will make sure I look for a way to get your charging materials, and you will be charged here. Yeah, I wouldn't want to be taking you outside. Well, no, let me correct that. It's not every time I go to work, though I am the CEO, for crying out loud. So, you know, CEOs, they don't... They are not expected to go to work every time. They are only expected to go when necessary."

Maya suddenly felt offended that she wouldn't be able to head home if he decided to stay home, "Master, not going to work and staying at home is a sign of laziness and is a sign that you are not serious with your life. So go to work, go and work, and be a better person tomorrow."

Levan said, "Did you just insult me?"

Maya said, "I didn't, master. I am just letting you know what I feel I should tell you."

Levan rolled his eyes, and again, he heard another loud fart. Maya stopped talking,her stomach was beginning to hurt,she feeling uncomfortable. It was as if the food she ate at Stephen's cafe was fighting against her.. she ate lots of cookies and coffee, and it was beginning to make her feel uncomfortable.

"What is going on? I didn't fart,"levan said

Maya blinked her eyes. "Oh, so robots now fart?"

Levan said, "That's what I don't know. Like, I am confused."

Maya's legs were dancing,she was clearly uncomfortable. As Levan turned his back on her, he continued deciding to ignore the farts."Okay, so ehm, I will be showing you your room where you will be placed."

Unknown to Levan, Maya was desperate to use the toilet. She wanted to purge, and a watery pool was building up inside her. She was sweating, and her stance was no longer straight.

Levan suddenly looked at her and said, "Are you okay?" Then he said, "But I shouldn't be asking you that. Robots don't feel pain."

He walked closer to her, touched her face, and said, "And look, are you sweating?"

He frowned "Wow, this is amusing. I never knew robots could sweat. Wow, so the world has changed, and they can even create robots that sweats."

Maya nearly let out a cry "Oh, master, it's not a big deal. I was created to act like humans.

Levan laughed.