Genshin Impact: Things that cannot be said with Funina

"Don't worry, Madam Funina, we will find him as soon as possible!" the police officer assured with determination.

"That's good, let's set off now!" After Funina said that, she stood there and looked at him.

"Yes!" the police officer said and quickly summoned his men.

So, Funina took a large number of police officers and security machinery and set out on the road.

……

Soon, under the leadership of Funina, they arrived at the place where the cake landed.

"This is right here. I hope you can use this clue to find me the person quickly!" Funina pointed at the cake on the ground and ordered.

"Yes!" The team leader nodded immediately, and then asked a police officer to come forward with instruments to investigate.

However, they explored the ground for a long time, but found nothing.

At this time, Funina saw Beria wearing a hat and immediately waved her hand and said:

"Belia, here!"

Beria turned her head, looked at Funina in confusion, and then skipped over.

"Lady Funina, I was patrolling, what happened?" Beria looked at the guards and asked doubtfully.

"Your master is missing, come find him quickly!" Funina looked at Beria with a somewhat anxious tone.

"Ahem, my intention is to give you a chance to perform meritorious deeds. Maybe if you find him, he will impart all the knowledge of detective work to you!" Fu Nina coughed twice and tried her best to make herself see. It's easy to get up.

"Well, I know!" Beria's eyes were firm and she quickly hid on the ground to investigate.

Soon, she pointed in a direction and said: "Over there, it should be leaving the city!"

"Chase!" Funina didn't waste any words and ordered directly.

……

"Boy, it's you who is trying to trick our Steam Wolf Magazine. Your methods are quite vicious!" A big man with a fierce face looked at the tied up Ye Luo and said with a smile.

"Ah, you are looking for Lan Ling Xiaoxiaosheng, right? My name is Feng Lin Yeyue, you are looking for the wrong person!" Ye Luo looked at the big man sincerely and explained.

"Oh, then I found the wrong person!" The big man scratched his head, smiled awkwardly, and was about to help Ye Luo untie him!

"Boss, he lied to you, I know him, he is the pornographic author!" At this time, another person immediately reminded.

"Okay, you're kidding me, right?" The big man said and was about to slap Ye Luo.

"Wait a minute, I have ID in my pocket. My real name is Ye Luo. It has nothing to do with those people!" Ye Luo explained quickly, full of desire for survival.

"Ye Luo...hahaha..." The big man pointed at Ye Luo, almost laughing.

"Big brother, I am really Ye Luo. You are so smart, you must be able to see my true identity!" Ye Luo immediately complimented.

"Your name is Ye Luo. The Li Te family has a reward of 500,000 yuan. What an unexpected surprise!" The big man touched his head with a look of joy on his face.

"Brother, if I offer you one million, just treat it as if you have seen me, how about it?" Ye Luo bribed him quickly and generously.

"Haha, I'm not like you. I can take my life but not spend it!" The big man sneered, not moved at all.

"What exactly do you want? Let me tell you, I am Lady Funina's assistant. How dare you touch the god's assistant?" Ye Luo looked at him with a sneer and threatened.

Hearing this, the big man was stunned and looked at his subordinates with some hesitation.

"If you know what's going on, let me go immediately, and I can forget the past!" Ye Luo looked at several people and continued to exert pressure.

"Boss, don't listen to him. We have been arresting him for so long. If the water god wanted to save him, he would have been here long ago. But I heard that the gods don't take mortals seriously at all!" At this time, a clever boy immediately came reminded.

When Ye Luo heard this, he immediately panicked. He knew that Funina couldn't use her divine power, otherwise she would be targeted by the gods.

However, for the sake of his own life, he still said arrogantly: "My relationship with Mrs. Funina is very strong. I always live directly at her house, and I bought breakfast for him when I came out this time!"

"Hahaha, do you think I'm stupid? God still wants to eat!" The big man seemed to have found a flaw and immediately laughed.

The people of Yeluo were numb. This theory was like a little fairy farting like a horse.

If Zhongli doesn’t eat, then the bill from Wanmintang will be eaten by the dog, right?

"Anyway, I am a public official. You are challenging the entire Fontainebleau regime, but you must think clearly!" Ye Luo had no choice but to threaten again.

After all, this ferocious big man doesn't look like he's a softie.

"There are several people who drown every year, why can't you be the same?" The big man seemed to have an IQ and retorted with a smile.

"Brother, I was wrong. If you don't mind it, I can recognize you as my brother!" Ye Luo was immediately frightened, perfectly explaining what it means to be able to bend and stretch.

"Hahaha, there are so many people who recognize me as their brother, who are you?" The big man touched his head disdainfully, looking narcissistic.

"In that case!" Ye Luo looked at the big man, his eyes becoming determined.

The big man immediately took two steps back, fearing that Ye Luo might have some back-up plan.

"I, Ye Luo, have been wandering for half my life and have never met the Ming Lord. Today I met... uh, brother, what's your name!" Ye Luo looked at the big man awkwardly and asked.

There was no way, he was worried that if he didn't read his name, he wouldn't be able to passively trigger it!

"Hahaha, I won't change my name when I work, and I won't change my surname when I sit down. I am Luo Sihua, who is known as the Jade-faced Man in the world!" The big man laughed, not shying away at all.

Ye Luo coughed twice and said again: "Ahem, I, Ye Luo, have been wandering for half my life and have not met the Lord of the Ming Dynasty. I really admire Luo Sihua today. I would like to be my adoptive father. I don't know what you mean!"

The big man was dumbfounded and looked at Ye Luo for a long time, wondering what was going on.

"Father!" Ye Luo shouted directly regardless of whether the big man agreed or not.

The big man immediately scratched his head, smiled, and then became serious again.

"Brother, let's kill him quickly. If he is found out, we will be in trouble!" At this time, a younger brother urged.

"Who are you? My adoptive father hasn't even spoken yet, and yet you're talking. Tell me, are you plotting something evil and trying to replace my adoptive father?" Ye Luo stared at the person who spoke and asked sternly.

The big man immediately stared at the person who had been urging him with sharp eyes.

When the man saw this, he suddenly trembled. He was told by Ye Luo that he was the undercover person sent by the Lite family to take over the big man.

"Brother, my loyalty to you is evident from time to time. Don't listen to this guy's attempts to sow discord!" He understood the man's suspicion and immediately expressed his loyalty.

The big man's suspicion is not so easy to eliminate, after all, this kid has been too jumpy recently.

When Ye Luo saw this, he suddenly felt happy and continued: "Father, don't listen to his sophistry. Look at his sly eyebrows, he is definitely not a good person!"