Genshin Impact: Things that cannot be said with Funina

In the early morning, Ye Luo woke up from the sofa and stretched hard.

"Ms. Funina, what do you want to eat in the morning? I'll buy it!" Ye Luo walked to Funina's door, knocked on it and asked.

"Well, cake!" Funina seemed to have just woken up, her voice was full of laziness.

"Okay!" Ye Luo shook his head helplessly. He didn't gain weight even if he ate desserts every day. This physique was envied by many people.

Because Ye Luo didn't read the almanac yesterday, he experienced many small ups and downs.

So, he glanced at the almanac.

"It's not a good time to go out today!" Ye Luo muttered, then shook his head.

What's the almanac? Isn't this superstitious!

So, Ye Luo threw away the almanac and walked out of Momang Palace.

……

"Brothers, he is the person in charge of the dog magazine who proposed the homework!" A group of primary school students stopped Ye Luo with fierce eyes.

"Ah, you must have recognized the wrong person!" Ye Luo quickly explained.

Several primary school students scratched their heads and hesitated.

"Who are you looking for?" Ye Luo looked at several people and asked with a smile.

"Let's find Feng Lin Yeyue. This dog thief will add a homework section to the dog magazine. I have to write a newspaper every day when I go back!"

"That's right, my mother also said that Lord Water God has come up with questions, so she asked me to do the questions for every magazine!"

……

"Yes, it's so stupid!" Ye Luo quickly agreed, trying to blend in.

"You are the author, are you scolding yourself?" The primary school students looked at Ye Luo and asked.

"No, no, no, my name is Ye Luo, and this is my ID! What you are looking for is Feng Lin Yeyue, it has nothing to do with me." Ye Luo said, then gave his work ID in Momang Palace to several people with a smile. look.

"Yes, brother, his name is Ye Luo, not that Feng Lin Yeyue!"

"It makes sense, then we were deceived!"

"Hmph, how dare you lie to my Invincible Tyrannosaurus Rex Warrior, we'll put a sack on him later!"

"This kid, the Invincible Tyrannosaurus Warrior, can you tell me who asked you to come just now?" Ye Luo looked at the kid and asked.

Being called this by Ye Luo, he immediately felt respected and quickly pointed in a direction and said:

"He stopped us on that road just now, um... He has black hair and green clothes...!"

Ye Luo nodded, then smiled and thanked several people.

……

"Let's take this!" Ye Luo picked a cake and then went to eat macaroni by himself.

He is not used to eating cakes and feels his tooth hurts after eating too much!

Then, as soon as he finished eating the macaroni, he felt something strange, as if there were many pairs of eyes looking at him.

Ye Luo frowned. In the past, he always went out with Funina, and there were some guards in the dark.

However, he is alone now, and those people must have designs on him and are not good people.

Ye Luo walked towards Momang Palace silently, but he was bumped by someone just after taking a few steps.

Suddenly, the cake fell to the ground.

Ye Luo frowned and stared at the man who bumped into him.

"Come with me!" After he said that, he stretched out a hand and pulled Ye Luo.

However, Ye Luo quickly shook his arm, trying to shake off his hand.

However, his strength is too weak, or perhaps the opponent's strength is too strong.

"Help!" Ye Luo shouted quickly when he saw that the situation was not good.

However, as soon as he shouted, his head was hit hard and he fainted.

Then, several people ran out and abducted Ye Luo outside the city.

……

Momang Palace.

Funina woke up suddenly, and her tears began to flow inexplicably.

I looked at the world outside and saw that it was almost noon.

She touched her chest, feeling a twinge of pain.

"Ye Luo, haven't you bought the cake yet? Why is it so slow!" Funina shouted towards the door.

There was silence outside the door, no response.

Funina suddenly felt a palpitation in her heart and quickly opened her door.

There was no one in the living room, only an open almanac.

She picked it up and looked at it. It was bright red.

Funina paced back and forth in the living room, clenching her hands tightly.

Little Ye Zi is so smart, there will definitely be no problems.

However, he has never been late, especially when I have a task for him.

What should I do? I feel so confused. No, I have to calm down, think of a way, think of a way!

Finally, as if she felt that she was about to lose something, she quickly ran out of Momang Palace.

After leaving Momang Palace and looking at the roads extending in all directions, she was confused again.

At this time, a flyer flew over and landed on her.

"The grand opening of the Rebirth Hall is a great reward, the first coffin is half price!"

After reading the content, Funina immediately threw the flyer far away.

"Cake shop, he must have gone to buy cakes!" Funina muttered and ran towards the cake shop.

However, when they were about to arrive at the cake shop, a smashed cake suddenly appeared on the ground.

"This... Ye Luo didn't buy this. How could such a big man drop the cake!"

Funina didn't have time to think too much and ran towards the cake shop.

"Lady Funina?" the clerk shouted in surprise.

"Huh...Has a blue-haired boy ever come to buy a cake before!" Funina suppressed the sharp breathing caused by running fast, because she is a god and cannot show the fragility of a mortal!

"Well, yes, he came early, but left early!" The clerk recalled for a moment, then nodded.

"Where did he go?" Funina asked quickly.

"Over there!" The clerk thought for a moment and pointed in the direction of Momang Palace!

"He... what flavor of cake did he buy?" Funina asked again, her voice trembling.

The clerk thought for a while and recalled: "It seems to be the Dundun peach flavor!"

After hearing this, Funina went directly to the law enforcement court without saying goodbye.

Because, the broken cake before was of Dundun peach flavor.

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"Lord Funina, why are you here?" The people from the Law Enforcement Court asked with a smile on their faces when they saw Funina.

"I'm looking for someone, my assistant Ye Luo!" Funina didn't say much and directly stated her purpose.

"What's wrong with your assistant? Can you tell me?" the police officer asked immediately.

"He is missing. He may have been caught." After Funina finished speaking, she immediately noticed something was wrong in the police officer's eyes.

She reacted quickly and laughed grandiosely: "Hahaha, you don't think I don't know where he is. I'm just testing your ability to do things. If you fail, haha!"

When the police officer heard this, he immediately wiped the cold sweat from his forehead. The superior suddenly inspects the business, which is like the teacher suddenly checking the homework, scary!