Genshin Impact: Things that cannot be said with Funina

Chapter 89 Humans fight against divine power



"Wait a minute, Lady Funina, now everyone is calling her to refund the money, not the steam dog. If you solve the problem, how will everyone treat you!" Ye Luo quickly grabbed Funina and said with a smile.

"Hmm... Haha, I like to fight against injustice. Come on, let's go to the front!" Funina said, using Ye Luo as a shield to push forward, until she squeezed to the front.

"Ahem, my people, your most beloved water goddess Funina is here. Please tell me your demands!" Funina coughed twice, raised her chin slightly, and shouted to everyone.

"Lord Funina, can you accept my interview?" The reporter's eyes lit up instantly when he saw Funina.

"Well, of course!" Funina nodded, naturally faced the camera and said hello.

The people below who were shouting for refunds suddenly lost their voices and their faces turned a little red.

How could they have the nerve to say such degrading things in front of the pure Water Goddess Funina.

"Ahem, if you have any questions, you can come to us, Mrs. Funina, and we will definitely help you solve them properly!" Ye Luo coughed twice, signaling for everyone to ask questions.

However, everyone who had shouted for their money back before was squirming and their faces were red.

When the reporter saw this, he immediately said to Funina: "Lady Funina, the thing is like this..."

The reporter briefly recounted what happened, and Funina fell into deep thought.

"Everyone, be quiet. I will go find the person in charge to handle the situation. I will give everyone an explanation!" Funina pressed her hands and said to everyone with a smile.

"Okay, since Lady Funina said so, I believe you!"

"Funina is here, she seems to be having fun again!"

"Lady Funina, let's do justice. This dog magazine is going to be in trouble!"

"Steam Dog is still better. It's a time-honored brand with a guarantee. But what about the content? It's a bit too conservative."

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"Dong dong dong, I am Mrs. Funina's assistant, please open the door!" Ye Luo knocked on the door and shouted inside.

"Creak..." With a sound, the door was pushed open from the inside.

A head poked out from the crack in the door to take a look. After seeing Funina, a flattering smile appeared on his face and he opened all the doors.

"Ms. Funina, why don't you say hello in advance when you are here!" The editor looked at Funina, bowed slightly, and his tone was full of flattery.

Upon seeing this, Ye Luo immediately stepped forward and said with a cold face: "Tell you in advance so that you can continue to deceive consumers?"

Funina glanced outside and said calmly: "Go in and talk!"

"Did you hear that? You still want to lose Fengdan's face, right?" Ye Luo said without mercy at all. This dog... Wolf magazine showed no mercy at all when it plagiarized.

Now, he just thinks of him as a villain, a dog...what's wrong with people relying on divine power?

Funina secretly murmured in her heart, she didn't expect Ye Luo to be so hateful, it made her want to give Ye Luo two big bucks.

"Tell me, why do you want to fool readers and replace other people's treasures with garbage!" Ye Luo looked at the editor and asked coldly.

"Ahem!" Funina glared at Ye Luo, put her hand to her mouth and coughed hard.

After hearing this, Ye Luo immediately realized that he was overstepping his authority.

So, he immediately retreated behind Funina.

"Tell me, why are the contents of the two issues so different, and the second issue is still so... illegal!" Funina looked at the editor, and she was also a little angry.

"Jin Pinmei" was such a good book, but he turned it into an obscene book.

"The author...the author is still him, but his level has dropped a bit!" the editor explained bravely.

"Then call this author out. I want to see how he wrote such a thing!" Funina was as cold as ice, obviously not intending to let such a person go easily.

"He...he's off work!" The editor had no choice but to grit his teeth and explain.

Funina didn't say anything, but pointed to the signature of the work in the book and asked, "Is this Lanling Xiaoxiaosheng from the previous issue?"

Funina was quite curious about this man. After all, Ye Luo had warned him before not to read the books he wrote!

However, she just didn't listen, she was stubborn. And she is a god, why should she listen to mortals!

Although Funina is usually amiable and like a mascot, her serious look can also make people extremely intimidated.

After all, if a stone sits on a sacred throne for a long time, it will also generate respect and fear in people.

"No!" The editor finally couldn't stand it anymore and told the truth everything he knew.

"Hmph, just wait to be judged!" Funina snorted. She couldn't stand this kind of bullying behavior.

She had subconsciously determined that it must be this steam wolf bullying this Lanling Xiaoxiaosheng, otherwise why didn't he continue writing!

"Also, there is a problem with the content of your second chapter and it must be taken off the shelves for rectification!" Funina thought for a while and continued.

"Yes, I will change it immediately!" The editor lowered his head and admitted.

"The people surrounding us all have their money refunded!" Funina continued.

"Yes, I will definitely do it!" The editor nodded again.

"Well, I'll have people come over to investigate. I hope you'll take care of yourself, hum!" Funina snorted lightly and left proudly.

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"There is no one left!" Ye Luo smiled and shouted towards Lady Funina.

"Huh, I'm so exhausted!" Fu Nina instantly ended her pretentious walking posture and walked swaggering like Mei Luxin.

"Afu, aren't you afraid of being beaten when you walk like this?" Ye Luo teased with a smile.

"Hit me? Who is so brave?" Funina blinked, her eyes full of disdain.

"Woof woof..." At this moment, a dog suddenly rushed over and barked twice at Funina.

Funina quickly hid behind Ye Luo and shivered. She pointed at the dog and said, "Ye Luo, get it away quickly!"

"Lady Funina, you are a god, why are you afraid of a dog!" Ye Luo asked with a smile.

"Ahem, how could I be afraid of it!" Funina coughed twice and stood up again, but she already had a hammer in her hand.

"Silly dog, watch what I do before I beat you!" Funina stared at the dog, waved the hammer, and threatened viciously.

When the silly dog ​​heard this, he whimpered immediately and walked away dejectedly.

"Little thing, you still want to bully me without even looking at your strength, hum!" Funina snorted and waved her hammer at Ye Luo proudly.

"Uh, Lady Funina, are you sure you don't want to return Lady Villette's Judgment Hammer?" Ye Luo looked at Funina and asked with some worry.

When he stole the hammer, he let it slip. When the incident happens, won't he have to be implicated?


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