Genshin Impact: Things that cannot be said with Funina

Fu Nina faced the sea breeze and closed her eyes. The wind ruffled her dull hair. It flickers, it's really cute.

Ye Luo was stunned and felt a strong desire to protect.

"Chirp..." Suddenly, a bird call came, and a transparent water bird rose into the sky.

"Hi, hello!" Funina waved towards the waterfowl and said hello.

"Chirp..." The water bird screamed excitedly, and then quickly flew towards Fu Nina.

"Lord Funina, be careful!" Ye Luo looked at the menacing water bird, immediately hugged Funina and turned his back to the water bird.

The water bird stopped suddenly half a meter away from the two of them.

She scratched her head with her wings in confusion, wondering what the two of them were hugging each other for!

"You...what are you doing? Let go! Don't...don't think there is no one here, I am not afraid..." Funina pushed Ye Luo and said in a trembling voice.

"Don't move, there is a big bird right in front of us, with ulterior motives!" Ye Luo quickly explained.

"Hmph, I think you have ulterior motives, and you dare to blaspheme me!" Funina snorted coldly, and pinched Ye Luo's waist hard.

"Lord Water God, what are you doing?" The pure water elf looked at the two of them in confusion and asked.

"Ahem, let go!" Funina coughed twice and whispered to Ye Luo to let go.

Ye Luo also heard a familiar voice and immediately realized that this was the pure water elf that Funina saved last time.

Thinking of this, Ye Luo let go of his hand awkwardly, and then looked at the sea below as if nothing had happened.

Funina looked at Ye Luo's appearance and really wanted to bite him.

"We are here to enjoy the scenery. You have nothing to do. You can go and have fun!" Funina looked at the pure water elf and explained with a smile.

"Oh..." The pure water elf suddenly felt a little disappointed, but still flew into the water.

"Wait a minute!" Ye Luo quickly called out to the pure water elf, with a smile on his face.

"What's wrong?" The pure water elf looked at Ye Luo with some confusion and asked.

"Can I ask you a question? I think you look very smart. You look like a wise man!" Ye Luo immediately praised with a smile.

"How do you know that I am the smartest person in the clan? Just ask!" After being praised by Ye Luo, the pure water elf immediately showed a proud smile on his face.

"A pure water elf flies towards a fire slime 8 meters away at a speed of 300M/S. Ask, what happened to the fire slime after 38 seconds?"

Ye Luo looked at the pure water elf, smiling and waiting for her to think.

"One eight equals eight, two eighty-six..." The pure water elf rolled his eyes and thought about the answer, then counted them one by one.

……

After a period of calculation, Pure Water Elf finally came up with the answer.

She looked at Ye Luo and said in a childish voice: "I will turn before I touch you!"

"Well, it seems to make sense!" Ye Luo nodded and seemed to think it was quite reasonable.

"Lord Funina, is her answer correct?" Ye Luo looked at Funina and asked with a smile.

"Well, that's right!" Funina nodded and said reluctantly.

"Well, since that's the answer, then who were you before?" Ye Luo looked at the other person and asked.

"Well, I like arithmetic!" The pure water elf thought for a while and immediately gave Ye Luo the answer.

Ye Luo rolled his eyes, he was really smart and didn't run away.

"Go and play, be careful!" Ye Luo warned the pure water elf.

"Chirp..." In the sky, the pure water elf screamed and plunged directly into the ocean.

"Lady Funina, are you hiding something from me?" Ye Luo looked at her doubtfully and asked.

"No, I just want to have some fun!" Funina shook her head. It was useless to tell Ye Luo.

One more person who knows this suffering will only make one less happy person in the world. Therefore, Funina did not intend to tell Ye Luo.

"Let's go back!" Funina shook her head and prepared to jump off the wall.

"Yes!" Ye Luo nodded and jumped directly, his face calm and calm.

"Lady Funina, you jump down and I'll catch you!" Ye Luo looked at Funina who was still on the wall and teased with a smile.

"Okay!" Funina agreed with a smile, catching Ye Luo off guard.

"Uh, jump, I'll catch you!!" Ye Luo raised his head helplessly and waved to Funina, signaling for him to jump down.

"Okay, I'm coming down!" Funina said and jumped directly downwards.

Ye Luo quickly reached out and caught Funina who jumped down.

Funina quickly left Ye Luo's arms and glared at Ye Luo fiercely. He snorted lightly and left.

"What are you doing standing there, fool, come and chase me!" Funina walked for a while, then immediately turned back and made a face at Ye Luo.

"Wait for me!" Ye Luo had a smile on his face and immediately ran after him.

……

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"We are all gentlemen, but you went so far as to deceive our feelings with pornographic articles!"

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"We can feel that the atmosphere at the scene is very warm..." As soon as the reporter spoke, everyone gathered around him.

Some people gave the middle finger, some smashed the jars, and their mouths were full of fresh and refined little cuteness.

"Excuse me, uncle, are you gathered around Steam Wolf Magazine because of which novel you like?" the reporter asked, looking at a pale man with a smile.

"Who the hell is your uncle? I am eighteen years old!" The man looked at the reporter, full of resentment.

"Beep beep beep..."

"Haha... Our member of the public just now seems to be too enthusiastic, let us interview the next one!"

"Excuse me, are you satisfied with the current Steam Wolf magazine?" The reporter asked, looking at a man who was looking down at a book.

"Are you talking about me?" The man pointed at himself and asked doubtfully.

"Yes, yes, what do you think of Steam Wolf Magazine?" the reporter asked again, asking?

"Refund the money, give me the money back, what kind of sand dollar thing is this!" The man was rude and yelled angrily.

"Brothers, let's shout together." At this time, a person stood up and suggested to everyone.

"Steam Wolf... refund your money!"

After a while, a deafening sound echoed through the sky.

Ye Luo and Funina walked among the crowd, their eyes filled with the joy of eating melon.

"Lady Funina, what should we do? What outrageous thing has this steam wolf done?" Ye Luo sighed and asked.

"Hmph, I don't know about you yet. You Steam Dogs and Steam Wolves are mortal enemies. But you are all my people, and I can't take sides!" Funina snorted, turned around and prepared to leave!