Genshin Impact: Things that cannot be said with Funina

"You...you are so shameless, I want you to try the wrath of God!" After Funina said this, she took out a judgment hammer from the car and hit Ye Luo on the head.

"Help, it's a murder!" Ye Luo ran away quickly.

Funina held the hammer and chased relentlessly.

Ye Luo quickly persuaded loudly: "Ms. Funina, be careful of being photographed by reporters, and then your innocence will be lost!"

When Funina heard this, she stopped instantly and looked around nervously.

Fortunately, the people here have been cleared away. After all, Villette doesn't want to see Funina bumping into anyone.

However, despite all his calculations, he still failed to predict that Funina would drown herself in the viewing spring.

"Lord Funina, come on, put it on!" Ye Luo reluctantly took off his clothes and put them on Funina.

Funina wrapped her clothes around her body and ran towards Momang Palace.

Ye Luo quickly followed behind her, doing his duty as a little follower.

……

"It's so boring, I really want to go to trial!" Funina held her chin with one hand and held a photo in her other hand. In the photo, she stood on the trial bench and struck a hammer.

"Lady Funina, I have a fun game, do you want to play it?" Ye Luo asked with a gentle smile.

Funina instantly became alert and shrank back.

Coupled with Ye Luo's lewd smile, this game doesn't look serious at first glance.

"Get out of here, or I will ask someone to cut you off!" Funina warned quickly.

Ye Luo smelled it and immediately jumped three steps back, fearing that he would turn into a real little leaf.

"Ahem, in that case, how about we go out to play?" Ye Luo coughed twice and suggested.

"I'm sure!" Fu Nina said and stood up very quickly.

Funina looked at Ye Luo with a smile and reminded: "By the way, you encouraged me to go out. If Villette asks, you are the culprit!"

"..." Ye Luo's head was full of black lines. He found that Funina was getting smarter and smarter, which made him look stupid.

"Let's go, I'm going to investigate a case!" Fu Nina walked out excitedly, her steps even more arrogant than Mei Luxin's.

Ye Luo hurriedly followed her, fearing that Funina would be beaten by the unknown Daotouqing.

……

"Pick up this and this one!" Funina pointed to the pastries on the counter, with a happy smile on her face.

"Ahem, Lady Funina, aren't we here to investigate the case?" Ye Luo coughed twice and reminded.

"That's right, if you don't eat well, you won't have the strength to investigate the case. Don't you know that investigating the case is a strenuous job!" Funina rolled her eyes and explained impatiently.

"But, isn't this too much?" Ye Luo admonished again, looking at the cakes that couldn't even fit in a bag.

Of course, this is not because he likes to save food. But, these are all paid for with his mola.

Before, he wanted to hug Fu Nina's thigh, and then eat her until she died.

Then, now it's time to pay the bill to Funina, plus waiting to die, or die poor.

"Okay, that's all, how stingy!" Funina muttered, and then asked Ye Luo to pay.

The corner of Ye Luo's mouth twitched slightly, you are generous, you are generous, you are using Mo La as a stone to hit people!

Thinking about the first time he picked up Funina's coin, he has already lost money.

"Here, please eat! When will you be so generous as my god? Then you will not be far away from a salary increase." Funina handed Ye Luo a small piece of bread and said meaningfully.

Ye Luo's face turned the color of pig liver. You are noble and awesome. Why are you treating me with the cake I paid for?

Funina didn't care what Ye Luo thought, she just picked up the cake and stuffed it into her mouth.

"Master, Lady Funina!" Curtis appeared out of nowhere and greeted her with a smile.

"Well... you have to call me uncle!" Funina thought for a while and said with a smile to Curtis.

"???Shouldn't we call her Master's Wife?" Curtis blinked and asked with a puzzled look on her face.

In an instant, Ye Luo felt a killing intent shrouding him.

Ye Luo slowly turned his head to look at Funina, showing a smile that was uglier than crying: "Lady Funina, believe me, this is definitely not my instigation!"

"Oh, you've already confessed before I even asked!" Funina looked at Ye Luo and showed an evil smile.

With her other hand, she quietly took out a hammer from behind her back and hit Ye Luo hard on the head.

Ye Luo felt like stars were shining in his eyes, but he didn't expect that he would not escape the trial in the end!

She doesn’t know where she stole this hammer from!

"Uh, I guess I said the wrong thing, I'm going to sell magazines!" Curtis said and jumped away.

Ye Luo looked at Curtis's back and began to think about how to deduct her salary.

Ye Luo touched his head and looked at Funina fiercely.

"Little Ye Zi, this god is doing this for your own good! This god has an infinite lifespan, and you are just a passerby in my long years. Don't have any bad thoughts about me!" Funina shrank back, hammering It was also hidden by her.

"You work hard, and next time I will introduce Clolind to you..." Funina said as she walked forward.

When Ye Luo heard this, he couldn't bear it immediately. He pointed at Funina and said angrily:

"Funina, just wait for me. I will go back and report to Mr. Villette about your schedule today!"

"Hahaha, I, Fukalos, am a god, and Fontaine belongs to me. You go and report it, it's useless to report to anyone!" Funina looked at Ye Luo's angry look and said very arrogantly.

"Okay, I'll go now!" Ye Luo said and walked towards the Opelek Opera House.

A real man is born between heaven and earth, how can he live under the oppression of a stupid woman for a long time?

He wants to resist, he wants to kill his father... No, he has not recognized Funina as his father, so the skill cannot be locked and the activation fails.

"No, you really go, you can't afford it!" Funina saw Ye Luo's resolute attitude, and immediately ran over and held his arm.

"I'm serious, you're such a bully!" Ye Luo touched his head and said with an aggrieved look.

"Ahem, forget it, I will give you a chance to help you get back this month's salary!" Funina coughed twice and said calmly.

When Ye Luo heard this, he immediately stopped.

A man was born before heaven and earth, how could he let his money be ignored?

He looked at Funina expectantly and confirmed:

"Don't lie to me, or I will expose all your despicable deeds in the newspaper next time!"

"Ahem, as a god, I, Fukalos, never keep my word!" Funina coughed twice, and her tone became a little weaker.

"When did you do that?" Ye Luo stared at Funina and said weakly.