Genshin Impact: Things that cannot be said with Funina

"Hey, Villette, what are you thinking about? Are you scared by my detective talent?" Funina asked, shaking her hand in front of Villette.

"You said he is from the Leete family?" Navilette continued to ask.

"Yes, where is the second heir? Last time they lost the first heir, and this time they lost the second heir. It's really miserable, tsk tsk!"

Funina clicked her tongue twice, with a smile on her face without any sympathy.

"Oh, forget it, you go play!" Villette shook his head. The hole he had buried was waiting for the nobles to step on it, but Funina dug it again!

"What do you mean, you look down on me, don't you? Do you think I'm someone who only knows how to play?" Funina was a little angry. This Villette actually looked down on herself.

"I asked someone to buy you a mechanical car, go and play with it!" Navilette waved his hand.

"Okay!" Funina nodded immediately and ran out with a smile.

……

"Lady Funina, don't hit me!" Ye Luo, sitting in the passenger seat, tried his best to persuade her.

"Don't worry, I have the best driving skills in the world... Ah... the brakes, the brakes are broken, why are you going faster and faster? Help!"

Funina panicked and was about to hit the stone steps. She stepped on the brakes desperately.

Ye Luo looked down and shouted in horror: "You...you are stepping on the accelerator, release it quickly."

However, it was too late.

With a "bang" sound, the mechanical car dumped the two people directly into the ornamental fountain, just like taking out garbage.

Half a minute later, Ye Luo woke up.

"Pfft..." Ye Luo spat out the water in his mouth and looked at Funina.

She dove into the water, leaving only her feet dangling outside.

Ye Luo quickly pulled her up and asked quickly: "Ms. Funina, are you okay?"

"No...it's okay, it's just some water. I am water..." Funina rolled her eyes and fainted before she finished speaking.

Ye Luo sighed quickly towards her nose and lost his breath.

"It's over!" Ye Luo whispered and quickly used cardiopulmonary resuscitation that he had learned but had never practiced.

Ye Luo carried Funina to the viewing fountain, laid her flat on the ground, and used his fingers to lift Funina's neck so that she lay on her back.

Then she directly reached out and dug into Fu Nina's mouth, and then Fu Nina spat out a large amount of water.

To see if there was no foreign matter in her mouth, Ye Luo quickly pressed down on her flat chest.

"1001, 1002..." Ye Luo muttered the time silently in his heart.

(I don’t quite remember. If you want to learn from the party, you can learn more about it yourself, so please don’t comment!)

With a "pop" sound, Funina spit out another mouthful of water.

Finally, Ye Luo slowly leaned down and prepared to give artificial respiration to finish.

Then, Funina sprayed a mouthful of water on his face, then slowly opened her eyes and woke up.

Seeing this, Ye Luo felt a little regretful, as he hadn't even done artificial respiration yet.

"Ms. Funina, you're okay, it's great!" Ye Luo cried with joy and hugged Funina.

He was definitely not doing it to take advantage, but just to express his excitement.

"Let go, my head hurts!" Funina pushed Ye Luo and said with a frown.

Ye Luo was shocked when he heard it.

Silly Fu is already so stupid. If his brain is broken again, how can he become bigger and stronger with her and create greater glory!

"What is this?" Ye Luo raised a middle finger, waved it in front of Funina, and asked.

"One!" Funina rolled her eyes. This assistant insulted her intelligence. She couldn't take it anymore!

"It's over, it's over, I'm really stupid, this is obviously a finger!" Ye Luo muttered something and looked at Funina as if she was mentally retarded.

"Ah..." Ye Luo took a breath, and then looked at Funina's hand on her waist.

"I was wrong, Lady Funina, let go quickly, the meat is about to fall off!" Ye Luo quickly begged for mercy.

"Huh!" Funina snorted, then slowly stood up and looked at the car that almost killed her.

Ye Luo looked over doubtfully, did she still want to continue driving?

Anyway, Ye Luo didn't dare to sit anymore. He would sit with whoever wanted to sit. He would not risk his life to play with Funina.

Funina suddenly raised her feet and kicked towards the car.

When the car saw Yuzu coming at him, he didn't move at all and was not afraid at all.

Then, Funina screamed and covered her legs.

Ye Luo covered his mouth, forcing himself not to laugh mockingly. Being killed by a car alone, Fu Nina really deserves to be Fu Nina.

"Hiss..." Funina was so painful that she almost shed tears. She endured the pain and pointed at the car, threatening you viciously: "I will judge you and destroy you!"

"Lady Funina, your stupid hair has fallen off!" Ye Luo walked over, pointed at her hair, and reminded her.

"Get out!" Fu Nina was already very angry, but Ye Luo still made some stupid remarks to him. Wasn't this just to laugh at her stupidity.

In the end, the damn mechanical car was judged, broken into pieces and sent for recycling.

……

"Phew, it's comfortable!" Funina looked at the parts being transported away, full of pride.

If you dare to offend her, the water god Fukalos, even a mechanical car will not be immune!

"By the way, did you touch my..." Funina's face turned red, and she lowered her head to look at her little lotus, which showed its sharp corners.

"Well, it seems there is, but it was out of necessity!" Ye Luo quickly explained, for fear of being judged.

However, the imagined trial did not come.

"Thank you... thank you" Funina lowered her head and said her thanks with a blushing face.

Ye Luo's eyes widened. Is this the Funina she knows? Is this the Water God he knows? Sorry, this is the first time!

Then, Fu Nina raised her head again and said in a warning tone: "I...I won't pursue it, but you can't tell anyone about this matter."

Ye Luo quickly raised his hand and said to the sky: "I, Ye Luo, swear to Lord Water God that I will never tell others what happened today! If I violate my oath, I will be humiliated to death by the Water God."

The water god opposite Ye Luo just looked at Ye Luo quietly and almost shouted at him without a slap in the face.

"Okay, don't let anyone know that I fell into the water today!" Funina thought for a while and warned again.

"Don't worry, I'm known as Fengdan's most iron-mouthed person, and I won't tell anyone anything!" Ye Luo promised, patting his chest.

"Sneeze!" Funina finally couldn't help it and sneezed.

Only then did Ye Luo notice that Funina was covered in water and her hair was still wet.

The clothes she was wearing now clung tightly to her skin, making certain parts of her look vaguely visible.

"You...what are you looking at!" Funina asked angrily, covering her chest.

"Tch, what's so good about Xiaodouzi!" Ye Luo curled his lips and muttered in a low voice.