Every time I get caught during a crackdown on pornography: You call this a side job?

Lin Dong also noticed the weather nearby, which was extremely strange and terrifying, especially for him, a grandmaster, who could see through the mysteries of heaven and earth at a glance.

This is a sign of ghosts and gods...

"What's wrong?" The old Taoist priest shuddered, a little terrified.

"There's something unusual about this area." The fat man also found something strange.

After Lin Dong looked around, he picked up a little bit of sand from the ground, frowned deeply, and there was a strange aura in the entire area of ​​hundreds of thousands of miles.

"Can you show me Luogeng..." Lin Dong looked at the old Taoist priest and said.

"For you..." After all, the old Taoist priest was not good at cultivation, so he naturally didn't dare to show off.

Lin Dong looked at Luogeng and began to look at the world in all directions, wondering what he was thinking...

Millions of chickens all clucked...

This situation seems a little wrong...

"Family members... have you noticed anything? Is there something ominous lurking in it?"

"I've heard about this area. For some reason, it hasn't rained for half a year..."

"How is that possible? It shouldn't rain according to the geographical location. How come it hasn't rained for half a year?"

"Why would I lie to you? I'm afraid it's in this location. , there is no one to protect the drought, which has led to the drought for thousands of miles. In ancient times, I don’t know how many people starved to death...”

“I think there is something strange that has not been exposed yet. We should be careful...”

“Lord Lin is here, demons and ghosts should leave quickly...”

“Haha... I also made Lord Lin into a talisman...”

“I put Lord Lin as a door god...”

The crazy ridicule of hundreds of millions of chickens is really passionate, and some people even start working, full of gay love.

Lin Dong counted with his fingers, glanced at the north, sighed, and said: “The situation here, I think there is a drought...”

“What? Does the drought... really exist?” The fat man said in fear.

"Indeed, there are some... I participated in it once with the ancestor, but unfortunately, my Taoist practice was not good enough, and except for me, most of them died..." The old Taoist was extremely ashamed and almost burst into tears. It was too frightening...

"What should we do?" Wang Linglong raised her eyebrows and became concerned.

"Why are you in such a hurry? The so-called flying corpses were born because of the drought. Have a good rest tonight and go out for a walk tomorrow." Lin Dong waved his hand.

The group of people who had originally escaped received a call that the flying corpses had been eliminated, and they came back with great surprises.

"Thank you Major General Lin Dong for your help..." The director of the Public Opinion Survey Bureau was really grateful after surviving a disaster.

"Don't use so many tricks. The times are different now. Take care of yourself..." Lin Dong patted his shoulder.

Everyone is a wise man, so naturally they will not fight anymore. There is really no need to waste resources that only belong to the military.

"Thank you, Lord Lin, for saving us..." The village chief and his group were grateful.

"No need to thank us... Find us a place to live." Lin Dong didn't want to waste time, so he started to make arrangements. He had to find Hanba tomorrow, otherwise there would be no rain in this area, and it might even turn into a desert...

It is said that once Hanba appears, the whole world will be dry, the sand city will rise suddenly, and there will be no harvest...

"Okay... I'll make arrangements right away."

The village chief made arrangements gratefully. Now that the people in the village have moved away, it is naturally quiet and silent. The lights are turned on only after the power switch is turned on at the entrance of the village.

Looking at the unpopular village, the unprecedented silence makes the village chief feel deeply moved. Times have begun to change...

"I'll go and call them back right away." The village chief was about to make a phone call.

"Go!" Lin Dong nodded.

After getting Lin Dong's nod, the village chief had no doubts and immediately called the villagers who were out to return home one by one. No matter how good it was outside, it was not as good as their own doghouse...

Tonight, life was restored, and everyone slaughtered pigs and sheep. They almost beat the gongs and drums, after all, the flying corpse was killed...

"Is this the pig-killing meal in the village? It's so cool..." The fat man's eyes lit up. He had been taken to Longhu Mountain to practice since he was a child, so he naturally had never eaten any pig-killing meal.

"Me too... But there is a canteen in the army where we eat together." Wang Linglong nodded casually.

"I have only eaten banquets..." Lin Dong was in the countryside, so there was naturally a saying of slaughtering pigs. Whenever there were festivals, weddings, and other festive occasions, everyone would happily eat a banquet.

"Haha... Leader Lin Dong, let's start eating..." The village chief came to invite with a smile.

"Don't call me Leader Lin Dong, just call me Lin Dong..." LinDong waved his hands, not really caring about the leaders, and even a little unhappy.

"No, no... You are the leaders." The village chief didn't dare to mess around, this is a big shot.

Lin Dong had no choice but to go out. Today, he was invited to the chairman's meeting, including Wang Linglong and the fat man. As for the director of the Public Opinion Bureau, the old Taoist priest became the second...

This pig-killing banquet for hundreds of people in the village was full of laughter and joy, so lively and passionate, because it was so cool...

The guests enjoyed themselves...

There was no excessive topic...

After eating and drinking, Lin Dong took Wang Linglong out for a walk. The fat man was very tactful and naturally didn't follow him, otherwise he would really kick him to death.

"Linglong... How do you feel about this period of time?" All along, Wang Linglong was the one he dated the most, and Lin Dong was also very surprised.

"It's like a dream. If it weren't for you, I would probably be a captain of a special police team. I haven't changed. It's you who made me see the difference."

Wang Linglong smiled sincerely and looked at Lin Dong. This guy not only changed the world, but also changed her. It was really amazing...

"It's true..." Lin Dong looked at the bright moonlight in the sky. The two of them had a kind of elegance.

Wang Linglong was a little cautious. The atmosphere today was really different. The gap between the two was that they didn't break through the last two steps...

The first was confession...

The second was to give oneself to the other person completely...

I can only blame Lin Dong for being too promiscuous. I don't know who will wait for each other for a lifetime...

"Linglong..." Lin Dong suddenly looked at her.

"What's wrong?" Wang Linglong turned around and widened her beautiful eyes the next second. She couldn't believe that she was kissed forever...

What a ruthless move...

Lin Dong was indeed the first time in his two lives. It was really amazing. It made people feel comfortable all over, as if he had been promoted to a grandmaster. It turned out that women were different.

The two were under the lights at the entrance of the village...

I don't know how long it took...

Lin Dong let go...

Huff, huh, huh...

Wang Linglong's face was red, as if she was drained. After glaring at Lin Dong, she left in shame.

Lin Dong smacked his lips, it was really fragrant....

Some women don't know that they have a kind of fragrance that makes people intoxicated. Only those who are suitable for them can really smell their fragrance.

This is probably a natural couple spare tire....

Because there are so many people who choose your genes, it is really slim to find the one who belongs to you in the haystack...

.......

In the morning...

Lin Dong did not go to the arranged house to sleep, but meditated on a huge rock all night. A ray of sunlight shone in, and the whole person felt very comfortable.

"Boss.... Why are you here?" The fat man was surprised. Shouldn't he be with Wang Linglong?

"What's wrong?" Lin Dong looked at him pretending to be crazy.

"Boss.... Are you not good enough? We have some good secret things, I guarantee you will be very happy..." The fat man said with a grin.

"Get lost..." Lin Dong kicked him away.

He took a look at the weather. It was sunny and hot early in the morning. It was a very strange weather, which made people feel uncomfortable and couldn't help but taste...

"Oh no... Village Chief..."

A cry of surprise came from a distance. It was a villager carrying a bucket of water.

"What's wrong?" The village chief said with a shudder.

"The well in the village is dry... There is no water at all. What should we do next?" The villagers were very nervous.

The village chief rubbed his forehead. This well was dug recently. It was hundreds of meters deep, but it was dry. There was really no way out.

Now it's a headache to make a living. It's gone in just one night.

"Let's go find Major General Lin Dong..." the old Taoist reminded.

"Yes... He must have a way." The director of the Public Opinion Bureau also echoed. Lin Dong gave him too many miracles.

A group of people came to the village entrance in a mighty manner. In front of a huge rock, they saw Lin Dong at a glance. Everyone had a ray of hope and knelt down to Lin Dong.

"Please ask Major General Lin Dong to save us..." The villagers were all in unison, full of hope for survival.

"Don't be like this, is the well dry?" Lin Dong put his hands behind his back and did not turn around to look at Tianwaidao.

"Yes... If it continues, we will not only get nothing, but also have a bad life in the future." The village chief sighed.

"It's okay... I'm here to solve the problem for you." Lin Dong waved his hand.

Everyone was ecstatic. They had heard about Lin Dong's strength and they would definitely be able to solve it.

"Fatty... prepare a big Kongming lantern, oneZhang Fatai..." Lin Dong ordered.

The fat man immediately understood, after all, the ritual required everything, and after about half an hour of preparation, everyone looked ahead and saw a platform was built...

Lin Dong put his hands behind his back, and when he saw that the time was almost up, he made a seal with one hand and lit the talisman paper with the other hand. He held a Yin-Yang mirror in his hand, shone the sunlight, and lit the Kongming lantern...

He held the red line in one hand, measured the eight directions of heaven and earth, and showed a look of sudden enlightenment...

If it were anyone else, he would have suspected a charlatan long ago...

Because this guy was really playing tricks...

The millions of local chickens in the live broadcast room were looking forward to it...