Every time I get caught during a crackdown on pornography: You call this a side job?

Chapter 418



A piece of yellow paper lit the peach wood, and the fire was burning. Everyone breathed a sigh of relief and was about to smile...

Outside the sky, the moon rose on the side of the mountain, and the faint yellow light shone down. The white-haired zombie on the originally lit peach wood suddenly opened his eyes...

Roar...

It roared, shaking the earth, and the terrifying sound made everyone cover their ears, and there was a tingling pain.

Bang...

A piece of peach wood was turned over, and the fire was extinguished. The scene that should not have happened did happen, shocking everyone.

One by one, they showed a look of fear....

"Quickly suppress it..."

The old Taoist roared, holding a peach wood sword, threw out the inkstone, and a black line stained with cockscomb blood, cinnabar, etc., suppressed the white-haired zombie at once.

Bang...

A loud bang bounced on the white-haired zombie, and a burst of fire broke out, but nothing happened, shocking everyone in the audience.

This thing is really invulnerable, unless it is bombed with missiles, where can it be now?

"Quickly stop it..."

The director of the Public Opinion Bureau will naturally not stand idly by, shouting, and everyone attacked, especially the two masters with a small degree of internal strength, one behind the other.

Fifteen people tied up the white-haired zombie and attacked it continuously. They found some use because it was invulnerable to swords and guns...

"Look at my peach wood sword..."

The old Taoist priest from Maoshan was naturally not idle. He thrust the peach wood sword into the zombie's body. Just when he was about to be overjoyed, he found that the peach wood sword had melted...

"Master... Five Emperors' Golden Coin Sword..."

A disciple shouted and threw out a golden coin sword, which was a long sword strung together with a red rope and was activated all of a sudden...

"Heaven and earth... Taishang Laojun, hurry up and command... Get up..."

After the old Taoist priest muttered something, he tapped the golden coin sword with one hand. A golden light suddenly appeared. He gave a command and shot at the zombie instantly...

Roar...

The white-haired zombie roared and knocked the golden coin sword away with one hand. The whole thing was suspended in the air. Waves of Taiyin power merged into its body.

This is absorbing the essence of the sun and the moon...

"No... Don't let it become a flying corpse, we're all doomed..." the old Taoist priest yelled.

"Everyone intercept..." The director of the Public Opinion Survey Bureau was shocked and shouted.

Swoosh...

One by one, they rushed towards the white-haired zombie, trying to intercept it, but a powerful Yin Qi gathered terrifying power, and with a roar, they were knocked away...

One by one, they were really hit, their internal organs were churning and blood was gushing out...

Only two small internal forces approached and slapped it on the forehead, as if it had hit a giant hand, and it swelled up immediately, and the hand bones were almost broken...

Roar...

The moonlight was absorbed one by one, and the zombie, which was originally covered with white hair, was completely transformed into a flying corpse suspended in the air...

Pah pah pah...

It twisted its bones, and a pair of eyes appeared on its rotten face, blood-red and hideous, which could sense all life, and flew towards the old Taoist priest in one fell swoop...

"It's gone..."

The old Taoist priest shouted, pointed at the money sword, and flew towards the flying corpse again.

Roar...

The flying corpse swallowed it as soon as it opened its mouth...

The so-called zombie nemesis was eaten, and nothing could stop him. They all showed despair...

"Master...what should we do?" The director of the Public Opinion Bureau was terrified. This time he would really die for his country.

Roar...

The flying corpse chewed the Golden Money Sword into pieces. It had a terrifying power. Anything that approached would be melted. It could especially fly away. After a scream, it bit a person.

"Don't..."

With a scream, someone was bitten on the neck on the spot, and the blood was sucked dry. Everyone on the scene was in despair.

Roar...

Before everyone could react, there was another scream. A warrior was sucked dry, which made the flying corpse even crazier, because the warrior's blood was more comfortable, making his whole body tremble.

As long as he absorbed dozens of them, he would definitely be promoted to become a zombie king, or even become a new species, or even restore his human body and return to this life.

Roar...

The flying corpse became more and more crazy, as if it had lost its mind. It pounced on several people, and they were sucked dry in a horrible way, becoming mummies. It was extremely terrifying and outrageous.

Such an inhumane change made people feel desperate....

"We are the people who practice Taoism. We are supposed to eliminate demons and defend Taoism. If that's the case, everyone, hurry up. If I don't go to hell, who will? Hurry up... I'll stop him..."

The old Taoist priest of Maoshan shouted and ran over in a hurry, holding the big rooster.Holding an inkstone.

Everyone was terrified. Seeing someone intercepting them, some people left immediately...

"Old senior..."

Some people turned back and shouted, unwilling to abandon the other party, with tears on their faces, and actually sacrificed themselves to exchange for everyone's lives.

"Hurry up..."

The old Taoist threw out a handful of yellow paper, which turned into fireballs and rolled up, covering the flying corpses. It was obvious that it was just a futile attempt to buy time.

The group of people watched the old Taoist priest fight desperately and could only leave with tears...

Most of the remaining people had already fled. Whoever ran faster could escape. It was stupid because no one could escape the horror of the flying corpses...

As long as they smell your scent, no one could escape...

"Haha... Come on! I have been practicing Taoism for a hundred years and have seen all kinds of storms and waves. I will delay a little bit. First, I will get a chicken head blood..."

The old Taoist priest laughed up to the sky, and the big rooster was ready...

Roar...

The flying corpse would naturally not let go. With a roar, it rushed towards the old Taoist priest. Just as it was about to attack, a big rooster was cut by the neck and a pool of hot blood was spilled.

Crash...

The flying corpse was sprinkled with the hot blood of the big rooster, and it was covered with black smoke and rotten all over. It was extremely horrible, but how much damage could it do?

Roar...

The flying corpse roared. This clown actually dared to hurt it. It flew up again and rushed towards the old Taoist priest, because this was the blood of the Taoists, which was definitely a tonic.

If you eat several of them, it will be easy to become a real corpse king, and you may even have the hope of becoming a corpse demon...

"Come on! If you can delay it for a while, it is also my ambition..." The old Taoist priest was about to burn his blood and energy to have a final battle with the flying corpse.

Suddenly a gust of wind swept in...

Bang...

A loud bang, which shook the old Taoist priest away for a few dozen meters, surprised him. What happened?

He found a fat man, a woman, and a pretty boy in front of him...

"Family members..."

"Did you see it? This is the so-called flying corpse. It kills people everywhere if it disagrees with others. Any living thing will be corroded if it touches this thing. It is more terrible than sulfuric acid..."

The person who came was Lin Dong. He introduced himself while broadcasting live, which completely confused the old Taoist priest. Where did this young man come from?

Millions of local chickens in the live broadcast room were shocked...

"Fuck...Fuck...Master Lin, can this flying corpse be caught and handed over to the country? I think we should study it carefully..."

"Haha...I think it's okay. This is a big zongzi. It's simply shocking. It actually hurts people everywhere. This old Taoist priest is confused..."

"What are you barking about? Isn't it good to cultivate immortals? Why do you have to make a fuss? These are evil things. Let's study some human things..."

"Stop making trouble...It is said that flying corpses are a very scary thing. It is said that even artillery can't kill them..."

"It seems that Master Lin is still needed to make the world develop well..."

Millions of local chickens are discussing flying corpses...

The old Taoist priest who originally wanted to die had never seen this scene. He was about to persuade him, but found that the fat man came up and looked impatient.

"Why did you go down the mountain?" The fat man Zhang looked at the other party and said unhappily.

"Uncle Master..." the old Taoist priest exclaimed.

Maoshan Sect and Longhushan Sect originally belonged to two factions, and they basically practiced Taoism on their own. They rarely communicated with each other. After all, they all belonged to the Taoist sect...

The fat man Zhang Da Lao was extraordinary. Because of his innate Taoist body, he was sought after by a group of people and desired by various sects. In the end, he still worshipped Longhushan and became a disciple of an old ancestor...

Even so, he could practice the skills of various sects and suddenly became the uncle of each sect...

Because the Taoist sect gradually declined and had no inheritance, it would eventually become history...

"Shut up! This is my boss..." the fat man scolded unhappily.

The old Taoist priest was embarrassed and curious. He became the boss of the uncle, so he must be extraordinary. I wonder what skills he has...

As an old man of Maoshan Sect, he was recently invited to come out of the mountain and suddenly became a guest of the Public Opinion Survey Bureau. I really haven't heard about Lin Dong's deeds...

"Fatty..." Wang Linglong said unhappily.

"What's wrong?" The fat man asked curiously.

"Take this old man away, it would be bad if he hurt innocent people..." Wang Linglong waved her hand. This old man almost died, he was really in the way.

"Boss... do you need help?" The fat man shouted.

"No need..." Lin Dong waved his hand.

Roar...

The flying corpse is extremelyAngry, it was kicked away, it must eat the guy in front of it...

It turned over and rushed towards Lin Dong, not to mention flying, it came at a very fast speed, because the threat of the person in front of it gave it a terrifying threat.

"Sword..."

Lin Dong did not hesitate at all, swung his hand, and directly slashed with a stunning slash, cutting off the flying corpse on the spot, shattering the resentment on the spot.

"Fire..."

Raised another hand, a ball of fire fell, the flying corpse struggled madly, and finally turned into a body of black water, simply determined...

The old Taoist was stunned...

They wanted to get rid of them one by one, desperately

In the end, they were easily dealt with...

"I really don't want to come to this kind of clown..." Lin Dong waved his hand, but took a look at the surrounding environment and said: "By the way... It's very dry here..."

"Something's wrong... This drought is not that simple..."


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