NOVEL WEB Chapter 302
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After talking about the spicy cabbage dance academy, of course I have to continue to complain about Goryeo.
Su Xinghe stood there and said solemnly: “Speaking of Korea, this country is really admirable.”
“Really, as far as I know, after the successful soft landing of the China-based sub-lunar probe on the moon, the Dongying people and the Koreans could not sit still, and the Dongying people quickly launched a lunar exploration spacecraft with the help of United States. The Koreans turned the book calmly.
The Dongying people asked curiously: What are you doing. The Koreans confidently said: I have the proof that our ancestors created the moon.”
Hiss! Everyone gasped.
f*ck! This is too cruel! I just lifted the fig leaf of the Korean people.
Goryeo is indeed like this.
Inferiority and sensitivity, admiring the strong, and arrogant.
This is the Goryeo! Even the hole “Nine Zero Three”
The Master can be said to be a Korean. Seeing that the atmosphere is getting better and better, Su Xinghe smiled faintly and continued: “After five hundred years, the Korean Aerospace Science and Technology advances by leaps and bounds, launching a 1 circle. Satellites of the sun,
As a gift, Koryo Satellite, airdropped a copy of The Peninsula Mythology to the Sun, causing a commotion among the Sun People.
Sunman: Hey, the book says that we are descendants of Goryeos.
Sunman B: This at least explains the origin of our species.
Sunman: I cried with a cry: No wonder we are so ugly!”
The audience in the live broadcast room just laughed.
“Hahahaha! Too funny!”
“Su Xinghe, can you stop telling me, such an interesting story is too funny.”
“Su Xinghe, you actually insulted our Goryeo, we will not let you go.”
“Damn Su Xinghe!”
“Goryeo fans get out of the live broadcast room and lick your oppa.”
“Asshole Su Xinghe, our Baojian brother is obviously very handsome, don’t slander our Baojian brother!”
On the barrage, Li Baojian’s fans and the fans who yearn for this side fought again.
For them.
It is more important to defend your idol.
As for the truth.
What the idol says is…the truth.
On Su Xinghe’s side, the story didn’t end immediately.
“What surprised the Martians was that it didn’t take long for the Koreans to help them solve this problem. Guess what they did.”
Everyone’s eyes were focused on his face.
The audience in the live broadcast room is also curious about how to solve this problem.
Su Xinghe looked at the camera and smiled: “Koryo people airdropped another copy of “Koryo Plastic Surgery Guide”!”
Be quiet! “coax”
With a sound, the entire live broadcast room was plunged into a sea of joy.
“Awesome!”
“I’m convinced!”
“Convinced!”
“Is this guy going to turn this episode into a Korean show? The director is satisfied this time.”
… “Director, the number of people online in the live broadcast room is almost nine!”
On the side of the mushroom house, the technical staff of the program group said to the director.
Damn it! Even the director is not calm.
He also didn’t expect that this special show that Su Xinghe opened for Korean Li Baojian could achieve such a high ratings.
Nearly 100 million online viewers! This f*ck! It’s simply unheard of! Thinking of this, the director gritted his teeth: “Contact Teacher Huang, let him start the topic, let Teacher Su talk a few more paragraphs, and strive to reach 100 million online viewers. !”
He was willing to go.
At this point, regardless of who is behind Li Baojian, whether this matter will cause controversy on the Internet, he must be able to achieve the online viewing of 100 million people.
Just do it.
I am tantamount to leaving a fortune in the history of Chinese Asian variety shows! The next show, no matter…
What is it, those…investor advertisers will beg for themselves like crazy.
Because this record is really awesome!…………..The mushroom house.
Huang Xiaochu looked at Su Xinghe and said with a smile.
“Xinghe, I am particularly curious, how much did you spend at the airport last night”
Su Xinghe was a little surprised.
He really didn’t expect Huang Xiaochu to cooperate with him.
What kind of situation was this, but the next moment, he found that the expressions of other people became strange.
“Yeah, Teacher Su, you are a luxury car at the airport, and you have an airport bus to send fans off. Do you plan to be so nice to fans all the time?”
Tang Yixin also asked with a smile.
Yes! Su Xinghe immediately understood 0………This must have something to do with the director.
Thinking of this, Su Xinghe smiled and said: “Seriously, I really am not showing off my wealth, because in my opinion, it is nothing at all.
I usually make friends and never look at whether the other person has money, anyway…I am not as rich.”
!!! Fuck! Everyone was dumbfounded.
This guy is too crazy! But after thinking about it carefully, what people said is really right.
Less than 30 years old, with so much wealth and achievements, Su Xinghe does have this capital.
Looking at the camera, Su Xinghe smiled and continued: “Some time ago, I went to Xiangnan to do errands, yes, that’s…with Teacher Huang and Teacher He.
At that time, there were two foreigners sitting next to me.
One is from Dongying: and the other is from Korea.”
“There are in-flight meals on the plane, everyone knows it.
After eating the meal on the plane, the Dongying people said: Dongying: The sushi is the most delicious food in the world, and it is very convenient to carry it with a lunch box when you go out.
Unexpectedly, the Korean sneered: What is that, we don’t even need lunch boxes with Korean kimchi when we go out.
The Dongying people were surprised: Then what do you use to bring kimchi. The Korean people proudly said: The large intestine is our kimchi jar!”
Fuck, everyone in the whole live broadcast room is about to vomit.
I didn’t feel much at first.
But the moment Su Xinghe said it, everyone subconsciously made up for it.
Suddenly I couldn’t stand it anymore.
“Oh! Big intestine, your uncle!”
“Bitch! Su He, I just vomited right after listening.”
“I took it. This guy doesn’t talk about cross talk. It’s like Dalin said, it’s a waste of talent.”
“Really, Li Baojian must be autistic!”
“It’s not good to offend anyone, but offend a literati, this kind of guy, can you, Li Baojian, can offend?”
The audience spit on the barrage.
As for those of Li Baojian…fans.
At this moment, everything died down.
It’s not that they recognized Su Xinghe’s words, but because they found that the more fierce they scolded, the more vigorous Su Xinghe said.
This guy, it seems that there are endless jokes in his mind.
As everyone knows, as far as Su Xinghe is concerned, scolding Koreans does not even have to hit the draft.
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