NOVEL WEB Chapter 301
Chapter 301 What does it feel like to laugh cramps? (5/10 subscription required)
I have a fever for more than 60 times and sing on the stage with powdered fractures in my legs. Practice dancing for 40 hours a day. 50 billion fans will perform on February 30th! At that moment, the guests of the mushroom house, as well as the audience in the live broadcast room, All dumbfounded.
Su Xinghe, you are ruthless! This f*ck! is going to send Li Baojian out.
After this episode is broadcast, it is estimated that the entire Weibo is mocking Li Baojian.
“Star God is mighty and domineering! Hahaha!”
“Convinced, Su Xinghe really does not fail to write a novel, this set of sets is too good!”
“I really didn’t see it, the Star God is so skinny.”
“Seriously, I feel a bit sympathetic to Li Baojian and offend Su Xinghe. That guy’s dreams are all nightmares, right.”
“To be honest, some fans in the fan circle now are really too much.”
“There are too many fans, and idols are right in everything they do. They don’t have any judgment or logic of their own.”
“Yeah, those…traffic stars are also shameless. They fool their fans all day and are not afraid of retribution.”
I have to say that the paragraph that Su Xinghe just said is simply wonderful.
It seems exaggerated, but in fact, it is extremely ridiculous.
On the surface it is praise Li Baojian, but everyone knows that such things are not something humans can do.
Teacher He, Huang Xiaochu and others are already laughing.
Although Su Xinghe’s poisonous tongue is indeed very ruthless, it is aimed at guys like Li Baojian, and everyone feels very relieved.
Fans of Li Baojian are about to explode in place! Originally, they thought that Su Xinghe was really subdued, and they started to praise Li Baojian, but in the end, this guy was actually taunting Li Baojian.
Too hateful! But this is not over yet! Looking at the camera, Su Xinghe sneered in his heart.
If he says scolding others, maybe he has to think about it, but he doesn’t have to think about whether it is good to scold Koreans! It doesn’t matter whether it is on the earth or the blue, as long as it is about the Dongying people and the Korean people, it is countless.
Although the former is on the surface a so-called neighboring country with a strip of water, in fact, from the Japanese pirates of the year to the subsequent Sino-Japanese War of 1894-1895, and then to modern times, the bloody feud between the two countries is only those who… Will forget.
As for the latter.
You can only say that Koreans are really disgusting! “Ahem, Xinghe, how long will you have to perform on this show?”
Teacher He got the director’s prompt at this time and asked Su Xinghe.
Su Xinghe was startled.
What does this mean? Is it that the program group of “A Longing for Life” is afraid that I will scold too harshly and affect the performance of the program.
He watched Teacher He said solemnly: “The director’s meaning, if you can say a little longer…, the farm work this afternoon will be eliminated, and the ingredients for the dinner will be made by him personally.”
Puff! Even Su Xinghe himself laughed this time.
This f*ck! Unexpectedly, the director is also a ghost! “Hahaha! The director is angry!” Isn’t it? It’s not funny if you are questioned and hyped.
“I’m so ridiculous, this show group is all yin and yang weird old people.”
“Great, great!”
…. Su Xinghe barely controlled himself, not letting himself laugh too much, and quickly handed over to the program group: “Director, don’t worry, even for today I promise to make you satisfied with the dinner.”
Everyone applauded.
This time, I was ordered to vomit.
Turning around, Su Xinghe continued to perform.
“You may not know that I have a deep relationship with Goryeo.”
What does it mean.
“As you all know, I have a lot of traffic.”
Su Xinghe spoke.
Cut! Hearing his words, everyone rolled their eyes.
Who doesn’t know, you Su Xinghe is the artist with the highest online traffic today.
What is there to brag about, “Really, I have 50 traffic per month!”
Su Xinghe said solemnly.
Puff! Teacher He who was drinking water squirted out in one sip.
Huang Xiaochu, who was sitting next to him, suffered! “Hahahaha!”
“It’s been a long time because of Internet traffic.”
The group of people all laughed and thumped the ground.
It is a pity that Su Xinghe is not a comedian.
“Ahem, let’s get back to business, everyone should be able to see my temperament, my image, my quality, I am definitely not an idol…”
When Su Xinghe said this, he showed a weird smile and a rustle on his face.
“I, I’m a dancer, hahahahaha…”
As he said, this guy laughed himself there, and he leaned forward and closed his laughter.
In the live broadcast room, the audience was suddenly confused.
“dancer”
“Hahaha, what the hell is this?”
“How do I feel that the Star God is digging a hole.”
“Yes, that’s right, he must cheat Li Baojian.”
“If the dance is a dancer like you, it is probably not far from bankruptcy.”
Mushroom house.
The one Su Xinghe smiled…happy.
“Speaking of which, my dance is not… the kind of… I learned it in a small place, like Feifei dance school, Youtu dance training class, I’m a descendant of Korean dance!”
………… When Su Xinghe said these words, his face was sullen: “I have a friend called Li Baoku……”
!!! The audience in the live broadcast room is speechless.
Su Xinghe, this bitch, is obviously… taunting Li Baojian.
“Li Baoku and I are classmates. We both graduated from the Korean Spicy Cabbage Dance Academy.”
What Su Xinghe said is serious.
Poof! Peng Peng can’t help it anymore: “Spicy Cabbage Dance Academy, Brother Su, your taste is heavy.”
Jin Chen on the side also nodded, “Yes, Teacher Su, would you like to add some salt to you?”
“no, I’m fine.”
Su Xinghe has a good impression of this girl who is good at supporting her, and she waved her hand.
“Don’t believe me, I really know how to dance. If you don’t believe me, I will perform.”
As he said, he simply did a few moves and muttered: “One, two, three, four, two, two, three, four!”
!!! The audience is going crazy.
This f*ck! Obviously… broadcast gymnastics! And the spicy cabbage dance academy, dance your sister! At this time, everyone can see it.
Su Xinghe will never give up if he doesn’t mock Li Baojian to the point of crying today.
Think about it, Li Baojian deserves it. If you say that you provoke Su Xinghe for no reason, you are mentally ill. If you provoke him, there is no one who can do it: Please give me a reward, I want to subscribe automatically! !