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Sunday afternoon on the Kuoh Town roadside...

Shuffle Shuffle~! A large Mastiff can be seen following a Zombie.

This strange scene was witnessed by many passersby.

What makes this amazing is, the Zombie is carrying a large hundred pound bag of dog-food, while wearing a woman's pink running outfit.

This emaciated Pink Zombie, is only wearing socks with no shoes, plus has sunken eyes and a withered expression.

Shuffle Shuffle~! His dead-fish eyes watch the sidewalk ahead, as he limps slowly to the graveyard he calls home.

Occasionally the witnesses to this sight would talk about how this large Mastiff would walk behind its owner, barking and making many sounds commonly heard by dogs.

But what was odd was, every time the Mastiff would encourage its Master to keep going, only tears fell from the Zombie's sunken eyes!

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Woof [Alpha, don't be sad, the Master told me to take good care of you! Precious will do her best, so stop crying!]

Shuffle Shuffle~! I retorted to my new Mastiff!

"I told you, I'm not crying because I'm sad... I'm crying because I can't feel my lower-back and my balls hurt from being drained too much! I... I didn't even know that could happen, Sniff~!"

Shuffle Shuffle~! Damn my legs hurt and I have no energy left.

It was really, really, really good the first 2 days but...

"All those fucking fan-fictions lie!"

A normal Human can't keep up with a supernatural sex bot, in stamina and enthusiasm! (Mat doesn't know he is Lower-Class-mid yet.)

"All those fan-fictions with Human supremacist, aka just be pure Human in D×D, can go fuck themselves!"

As long as you don't have a supernatural lover it's all good, but I just couldn't keep up with my Angel!

"I... I said Honey, let's take a break! Nope, none of that, Kala just pushed me down and did her thing."

I didn't believe that a man could be taken against his will!

"Sigh, It's alright, I guess it was kinda fun!"

Shuffle Shuffle~! I complain to no one again...

"Fuck my balls hurt! The first thing I'm going to do is find a way to become a Devil, so I can survive my imminent doom... in the bedroom!"

Woof [Alpha, you can do it!]

Tears fell because, unlike Kala, I could hear Precious cheering for me near the bedside during all that activity!

I felt like I was in a porn with an audience!

Being able to talk to animals and the like, is a double-edged blade.

"Now I know why Ace Ventura, The Pet Detective was nuts!"

-

To give Kala her due Wife credit, I used my Earth Power to make our simple token of love...

So I ended up using all of Kala's jewelry she no longer is using, and made us a simple set of wedding-rings of gold, and a thick gold chain for me, to hang my ring on...

High School students openly wearing a wedding ring won't work here, without legal documents.

So now that I have that around my neck, it is kinda comforting, since we won't see each other for a good while.

She called me in our Holy Magic circles not 15 minutes after she left, to ask me... Do you miss me?

And of course I said, yes, like any new romantic couple would do... but those words sent phantom pains down my lower-back.

I of course told Kalawarna about my plans for the future, and about if she hears rumors of God being dead, to not believe it. (The Biblical D×D God died, but Big G is kicking.)

The Biblical God that supposedly died, is just an avatar of the true God, Big G.

This is complicated for me.

Everything I told her, she knows to keep under lock and key, and she was so excited to be in the know of what was truly Happening, things even Michael is unaware of.

She did witness it herself at ground zero, how even Heaven couldn't stop me!

Well, believe it or not, part of why I'm in so much agony was caused by lots of pinches, because I was honest with her about my plans of becoming a Devil... to get stronger and try to help Heroes save the world.

And I told her that it was highly likely that at least 1 Devil woman was waiting for me, because my Father told me before I was born.

Well, she was a bit miffed and cut me off from sex for an hour... Best hour ever!

Well apparently Kalawarna was very placated, when she found out that so far, she is the only one and my first, in this world.

I of course said nothing of my Earth zero life, because alternate Earths are even harder to swallow than God is dead for most.

She only finished me off with... I could have no one-night-stands!

Kala hated the Fallen Angels that succumbed to meaningless lust.

I promised her this, and I meant it!

Then she dumped 'our' Mastiff on me, gave me all her Earthly assets to use, and finally she gave me her backup smartphone.

The smartphone was full with lots of personal pictures of herself, to ease my loneliness.

It doesn't count as porn if it's your Wife, right?

-

Well, all this was going through my head, as I did the walk of shame through the streets of Kuoh...

Shuffle Shuffle~! Something shocking happened, as I got to my house!

I'm stunned more than even when I controlled Heaven's power, or had the best week ever with a literal Angel...

At my front gate stood two frozen nemesis of mine!

The most vile and despicable thugs in Kuoh had arrived!

Motohama and Issei were standing at my door, waiting for me!

Rustle~! It was breezy, like an old time western showdown...

I looked at their faces...

They looked at my Pink Zombie form in women's jogging gear, without shoes, then they looked at Precious, then back at me!

This cycle of staring and silence lasted for at least a few minutes until...

Woof Grr~! Deputy Precious gave the two desperadoes a low threatening growl!

Then both bandits, shaken from my sidekick, opened fire!

"That's Karen's Mastiff!"

"Where were you all weak?"

"Why, why, why are you wearing her clothes?"

"Why do you look like you have not slept in a week?"

"Where is Karen?"

"Why are you wearing her clothes?"

"Are you okay man?"

"We thought you died!"

"That's that hot woman's damn dog!"

"Why are you limping?"

"D-Did you have sex with her?!"

"Did you go bareback?!"

"Are you dating her?"

"But... but where are your clothes... and shoes?"

"Did you get Mil-tan's number?!"

"So how old is she?"

"They are worried about you at school."

"That is 100% her Mastiff!"

"Where is your V-Card?!"

"Did you fill her to the brim?"

Damn, there are a lot of good questions in that pile of trash-thoughts they have!

That last one made my lower-back hurt though.

So if anyone knows how I can explain this, would it be great?

I am actually drawing a blank!

Phew~! I exhale and say to the pair of verbal machine guns...

"Okay Motohama and Issei, you two have seen too much, and I can't let you live in peace anymore! I have secrets that must be protected at all costs. A beautiful woman's dignity is on the line here! So I will tell you two good friends of mine, what is going to happen..."

I then telepathically gave Precious some instructions to follow, then kept talking.

"You both will forget everything you have seen today! Why do you ask? Because, I have trained my good girl here to perform a specific set of actions upon command! I have taught her to... "Sick Balls!"

Woof Snap Woof Snap~! Then on Que, Precious stared at their junk, and made mad snapping sounds like she was going to eat their sausages!

I said to the Deputy Dog.

"Precious stop, good girl!"

Damn, watching them hold there hands over there crotch is funny as fuck!

I with a grin ask...

"Are we clear? I need to go inside now, and soak in the tub and rest for school tomorrow... So do you have any non-Karen, boobs, or sex, questions I may answer?"

The pair rapidly shook their heads like rattle drums, and said in a high pitched voice.

""No Sir!""

I then smiled and said, as I painfully walked past in a shuffle...

"Then I will see you tomorrow. Thanks for worrying about me, even though you drive me nuts sometimes... I couldn't ask for better friends!"

Shuffle Shuffle~! I waved the duo off, and made my way in.

-

For the rest of the day, until evening, I cleared out a dog-run, and made sure my Mastiff had lots of comforts around the house...

I told her what she could, and couldn't do around the house.

Dad is in for a surprise at how I trained Precious to act!

Incidentally, I did find out from Precious why she hated everyone, and what she told me startled me!

She only did that, because that's how Kala had treated everyone, so to be a good girl she acted like her Master.

I also asked why she called me, Alpha, and what she said stupefied me!

Woof [Anyone that can mount my Master, and make her pant, is obviously the Alpha, silly goof!] Woof!

Damn, so simple, huh?

And as a final touch, before my parents came back from Tokyo, Precious and I found a good spot in the yard to make a lifelike Angel shrubbery, so we get to see Kala everyday!

-

Later that night, I fed my folks a homecoming meal, and told them I had been sick all week, and called out from school.

Then all I did was make the bush-Angel and adopt a Mastiff from a good friend that left the country for a while.

My Mom absolutely fell in love with Precious, when she noticed that every time my Dad tried to touch or get too close to her, Precious gave him the 'Sick Balls' look!

So damn funny, my Dad wanted to cry, but my Mom said she gets to stay.

-

Late in the evening...

I left home in the middle of the night, to glue a post-it to Issei's forehead while he slept!

The post said to...

[Secretly whisper into Sona's ear that he was the Red Dragon Emperor, and that would get him invited to the student council, so he can start on a harem of his own!]

Of course it was anonymous, I'm not stupid, well not totally stupid. (The 3rd future Mat wants to slap him now!)

I think I forgot to mention how I got into my and Issei's home with no keys, and not breaking in with animals?

Well that is what I did with the wedding bands and gold chain... I just molded the lock to move at my desire, and then return it to normal shape, thanks... Earth Control!

Best lock-picking ability without magic!

Oh, And my Sacred Gear looks like that damn movie comic eye guy's visor, but it is all gold with a black lens.

I don't shoot out rays from my eyes, though! How the fuck can you shoot shit you can't see, cuz a big ass laser is in the way?

Finally, I found out from testing that I truly entered Low-Class-mid strength after that night.

My magic power had manifested... Yay magic!

And I seem to have tripled my endurance and stamina.

It was either because of the Sacred Gear or the 4 days of intensive training! (Both.)

-

[You cheating man-whore, wake up now you unfaithful beast, or I will kick you in-]

Slap Shiver~! What the actual fuck!

I turned off the stupid alarm and said.

"Oh, Father, this infernal clock is your doing isn't it?! Sigh, It is kinda funny."

(It was actually cursed by big G, just ask Kuroka later.)

-

The parents had left before me for work, and I took care of my Mastiff, and left for school...

Then on my way out, I rubbed the shrub's breasts really fast, and said to the sky...

"Okay Dear, I thought about you, amen!"

-

When I got close to the school gates, what I saw blew my fucking mind...

Standing behind the President and VP, was Issei with a lecherous smile only I noticed.

There is no way she turned him into a Devil yet, right?

I walked up to the trio with a dumbfounded look and asked.

"Hello Pres and VP... Did Issei molest someone again, and he is getting expelled?"

Issei blew up, and yelled at me...

"No jerk-face, I am joining the Student Council!"

After my fake freeze, for show, I glared at him and said.

"Sick Balls!"

Issei literally dropped into a prostration and begged.

"Sorry sir, I was wrong!"

I smiled at the VP and said, as I walked in...

"VP, don't forget white bikini, and don't bring that worm... Thanks beautiful"

As I entered the school-yard, I heard teeth grinding from VP, and from Issei I heard...

"So cool!"

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