NOVEL WEB Chapter 8: Chapter 7: Morals!
Sure while I still basically consider myself the sexual deviant of highest order; I still do have few morals left that I'd rather never cross.
No granny sex! Though this one is kinda tricky in this world, considering how even century old ladies among supernatural can still look like they're still in their mid-twenties, so this rule is more aimed towards the grannies of mundane populace.
No Netorare! Unless I'm the one doing the NTR-ing, though only against some major douches *cough*Riser*cough*and I can assure you if there's any fucker out there who'd even so far as think of cucking me gets a fucking full powered Dragon Shot shoved up their ass.
And finally no incest!
While Haruna aka my mother, may've not been my mother at birth, considering how I just took over her real son's body while he was still but a toddler.
And sure while Mom too is quite beautiful— then again try naming one girl in DxD franchise that doesn't have the face and the figure of a supermodel!
And I swear if your next answer had been "Mil-Tan" I'll start fucking murdering people…
ANYHOW! My point being, while she technically isn't my real mom, I however have come to love her just as I would my real one.
So the mere idea of making… love to her would just feel awkward, not to mention wrong as all fuck!
[Partner, you're doing it again]
Ah fuck! Really gotta find a way to get rid of that force of habit!
[You know, while storytelling is practically inherent for any dragon; but the way you keep rambling to yourself or; and I quote "for the viewers" makes me seriously worry for your mental health...]
So says the voice in my head…
[Hah! Touche, partner... Touche indeed...]
*Growl!*
But the beginning of our argument regarding my mentality was cut off short when I was once more reminded of the fact I was still hungry, so I reached into the kitchen and took the dinner mom made (I leave its contents purely to you imagination), re-heated it, took a seat by the table and dug into it.
As I ate, I glanced to my right to check on the calendar that was hanged on one of the walls by the kitchen.
Hmm my date won't be till in two days, what should I do until then to kill some time?
….
"I wonder if I should call Aika to come over again..." I said absentmindedly, while taking another bite.
[Don't forget to clean after your mess] Ddraig quoted after my mother in a feminine tone that only made me feel irritated, due to how ridiculous (read: sickening) it sounds with his ultimately deep voice.
"Screw you, damn Gecko Red..."
[WHAT DID YOU CALL ME!?]
….
-Saturday 9:33 AM, the day of date-
-Kuoh downtown-
The day is finally here and I was now seen waiting in at the spot in front of the cafe where I agreed to meet up with Raynare(2), back at that bridge we met.
One problem however… THE BITCH'S FUCKING LATE!
With an irritated expression, I pulled up the sleeve of my black hoodie, to looked down on my wristwatch to check on time. And in case yer all wondering; I was wearing a black hoodie, that was open on the front, reavealing my red T-shirt undernath and the look was finished with a pair of dark blue jeans.
[You do know you're literally leaning against a 12 foot street clock right?]
'Oh hush you, I doubt it even shows the correct time anyway.'
"Issei-kuuun~~!" Then I heard a familiar voice from my right, and lo and behold; Raynare in her Yuuma disguise, wearing short black skirt and lavender blouse combo (basically the same outfit she wore in canon) has finally made her appearance.
Once she approached me, she made an effort in making herself look as if she was in a hurry as she leaned down on her knees to catch her breath.
"S-sorry, Issei-kun. Did you wait for long?"
Just over 30 minutes, that could've easily given me the time to go and have a quickie with Aika… I ranted inside my head, but outside I unfortunately also had to keep up with the appearance of a good boyfriend, to avoid suspicion.
"Nah, just wasted more than 30 minutes that I could've easily used for something actually worthwhile."
"I- I'm sorry?" Ray— fuck it, I call her Yuuma whenever she's in her disguise. Yuuma blinked looking completely taken aback at my words.
[Your inner sass, is leaking through partner...]
Fuck. "I said you look great Yuuma-chan! That lavender in your shirt really brings out the color of your eyes."
[Nice save there, Issei...]
Hush, Ddraig! Your sarcasm isn't needed here!
Yuuma blinked before she blushed and averted her eyes a bit. "T-thank you..." Huh… That actually felt a bit more genuine…
[You have got to be shitting me...]
"A-anyway, shall we proceed with the date, Issei-kun?" Yuuma inquired while she played with her hair with a finger, looking up at me shyly.
"Yeah, let's. Lead away, Yuuma-chan."
She beamed up at me, before she took my hand and began dragging me along with her, towards our first destination.
As Yuuma literally led me on by hand; if she had decided to turn around and look back at me right now, she would've noticed the terrifying grin full of mischief I was wearing on my face.
This bitch honestly thinks she basically had me feeding from her palms, well~ little crow! You're about to have another thing coming very soon~ (perhaps in more ways than one).
If you think you can kill me—
[Yo]
Us, if you think you can kill us, well you can bet your— I glanced down at her posterior that swayed deliciously with her each step— admittedly DAMN fine ass that I'm going to molest the absolute shit out of you all the way till the end of our date for compensation~!
Gehehe~!
[Partner… You're kinda scary sometimes...]