DxD: In Hentai World with No Logic

"Will you be my boyfriend!?" She then asked all of sudden.

I blinked. Straight to point I see.

"Uhm, okay?" I went along with her ploy, though it sounded more like a question.

The girl gave me another beautiful smile, before she leaned back with a bashful blush smearing her face. 

"YES! T-then how about a date at Saturday? Say around..." She placed a finger on her jawline in apparent thought. "Nine in morning, by that street clock in front of that Maid cafe downtown?"

I gave her a lopsided grin, before nodding. "Sounds good, see you on Saturday then?"

"Perfect! Yes until Saturday then Issei-kun!" The girl exclaimed before she leaned forward again to give me a peck on the cheek that was almost even convincing, if I didn't know beforehand what she had in store for me upon the date. 

Then with that she left, giving me a wave over her shoulder, leaving me alone there on the bridge.

Huh… that happened… And boy was that one one-sided chatter...

[Indeed. I take it this is the part where… what did you call it again? Ah right, where the events of "Canon" begins, right?]

'Eeyup, this is literally the starting point where everything slowly begins to escalate.'

Still, time sure has gone by fast… to be honest I've nearly forgotten all about the starting events of the canon.

[I admit, when you first explained me what we should be expecting from the future; I was understandably rather sceptical about it, even with the memories you shared, but with that crow's appearance, consider any lingering doubt I may have had good as dead now.]

'Good to know, also how do you think I'd fare with Whitey?'

[If everything does go the exact way your memories serve; with the way you are now, I can assure you'd wipe the floor with him easily.] 

I smiled wide, when I felt the amount of pride in Ddraig's voice that he had towards me.

'Thank you. Although we probably should still give it the benefit of a doubt and keep an eye out on any further changes, considering what we have encountered so far… no matter how minor they may be...'

[I fully agree. You may have grown far more powerful compared to your predecessors, but overconfidence is what killed most of my former hosts after all.]

I inclined my head to Ddraig's words, before I paused and started smirking when a mischievous thought occurred to me.

'Speaking of changes; do you think Vali has gone through the whole "Rule 63" ordeal as well?'

[Why you're asking?]

'I mean, I don't know about you, but what's the better way to fuck our rival up than have it done literally from the back?' I rhetorically inquired my dragon tenant with a shit eating grin plastering my face.

[HAHAHA! That's exactly why I consider you my favorite host! HAHA!]

I too started chuckling along with my partner, before I set off again towards my home. 

But before that I looked towards the direction the girl had run off to one more time, and allowed myself to smirk in anticipation for what is to occur later this week.

Now then I hope you at least make things interesting for me during our date…

Ray-na-re-chan~!

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-Saturday evening-

-Kuoh public park-

"N-neh... Issei-kun?" Yuuma aka Raynare asked me in a sexy tone, as we stood in front of the fountain in the middle of Kuoh park.

Yes, the same place where she originally was supposed to kill Issei.

"Yes?"

She looked to the side, her cheeks pink as she brought an index finger up to her lips, nibbling on it in a bashful demeanor.

"It's just..." Yuuma made a quick glance at me. "D-do you mind doing me a favor to commemorate our first date?" She said as she slowly creeped closer to me. Yuuma's eyes are now covered by her bangs in an ominous manner.

This is it.

I inclined my head, placing my left hand down to my hip, while the other hung freely on the side. 

"Sure, Yuuma-chan. What did you have in mind?" I asked, but other than that I made no moves to guard myself if needed.

'Cause lets face it, she's weak as fuck to do anything against me.

Then… Raynare finally made her move "Could you—" and acted…

In a flash, her hands reached down to the hem of her black miniskirt, before she grabbed it and lifted her skirt up to reveal her absolutely soaked up panties and her practically flooding nether regions!

"P-please fuck me, Issei-kun~!" Raynare exclaimed, raising her head and revealing her completely flushed face, wearing a lustful smile, with pink hearts in place of her pupils…

*CUE DISC SCRATCH EFFECT!*

Err, okay... How about we rewind back a bit to get some of the needed context over just what the hell happened earlier?

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-Flashback-

-Few minutes after meeting Raynare at the bridge the first time-

-Hyuoudou Household-

"Tadaimaa!(1)" I call out as I entered my home and closed the door behind me.

I bent over and removed the shoes off my feet, placed them on the shoe rack adjacent to the doorway and stepped into house, while shouldering my bag.

"Mom? Dad? Anyone home?" I called out when I noticed the lack of activity in the house.

No answer.

"Huh, did they both go out or something..."

And before you go; with all my power how could I not sense their presence beforehand as I entered the house?

Well allow me to enlighten you; trying using your sixth sense aka the magical sensing to feel out mundane people is blatantly just plain moronic if not utterly retarded if you are not a senjutsu user. 

Which leaves me with the more base senses to rely upon, such as scent and hearing.