Douluo: I Achieve Supremacy with Life Blue Silver Grass

This isn't a fight I can win!

Tang San's expression shifted the moment he realized that Tian Ya, E Kao, and Bu Le were a Spirit King and two Spirit Ancestors respectively.

There was no way he could save Yu Xiaogang from the hands of these three sleazeballs on his own.

If he tried to force a rescue, he might get dragged down with him!

And from the looks of it, these three had set up this ambush likely for money.

That meant… for now, his teacher's life probably wasn't in immediate danger!

So, seeing Yu Xiaogang tightly bound by the Heaven Net Bind and the trio emerging from the woods—

Tang San clenched his teeth, turned on his heel, and sprinted in the direction of Shrek Academy.

"Hang on, Teacher! I'll be back with help!"

"E Kao! That brat ran!"

Tian Ya shouted when he saw Tang San break free from the black mist of Bu Le's Invisible Strike and evade the Heaven Net Bind Shackles.

"I'll take care of it!"

E Kao immediately unfurled his gray-white wings and took to the sky, giving chase.

Unfortunately, E Kao was only a Spirit Ancestor.

Trying to subdue a Spirit Elder like Tang San—who not only had Tang Sect secret techniques but also hidden weapons—was far too ambitious.

Catching up from above, E Kao unleashed a barrage of white feather arrows with a shout, activating his Spirit Ability.

But Tang San, using Ghost Shadow Perplexing Track, nimbly dodged and weaved between the projectiles.

With Purple Demon Eye and Mysterious Jade Hand active, he either dodged or caught the arrows with ease.

E Kao dove for a close-range strike.

But Tang San retaliated by unleashing a hailstorm of hidden weapons—Ox Hair Needles, Coin Darts, Willow Leaf Knives…

A rain of poison-tipped weapons shot through the air, riddling E Kao with wounds in an instant.

The venom kicked in.

E Kao's entire body went numb. His wings went limp.

He could no longer pursue and could only sit cross-legged on the ground, watching helplessly as Tang San disappeared into the distance.

He swallowed a detoxifying pill and activated his Spirit Power to expel the poison.

"Where is he?"

When E Kao returned alone, Tian Ya and Bu Le both frowned.

"That kid's too slippery. None of my abilities landed."

"I tried to close in, but he shot out all kinds of poisoned needles, darts, and knives. I couldn't dodge in time, got hit and poisoned. I could only watch him run."

E Kao cursed bitterly, still fuming with frustration.

Tian Ya and Bu Le had no solution either.

But catching Yu Xiaogang was already enough of a prize.

They looked at him—tightly wrapped up in the Heaven Net Bind, lying flat on the ground.

That slightly round face, buzz-cut hair, and stubble beard… combined with the terrified look in his eyes…

He looked like a dainty flower in a rainstorm.

The three members of the perverted trio—who had just discovered an entirely "new world"—couldn't take their eyes off him.

"…Why don't we take him home first?" Bu Le licked his lips, nervously swallowing. "Didn't that big boss say… we should give him a proper 'welcome'?"

"I'm in," Tian Ya said immediately.

"Same here," E Kao added, eyes burning with excitement.

Tian Ya, being the largest of the three, stuffed Yu Xiaogang into a sack and slung him over his shoulder.

The perverted trio, visibly thrilled, dashed back to their shabby rental house.

Once there, they dumped Yu Xiaogang on the floor and started checking him over—just to see if he had any weapons.

Hmm…

No weapons. Excellent!

At this point, when Yu Xiaogang saw the three of them, eyes red with excitement and breathing heavily…

He finally realized something was off.

He instinctively crossed his arms in front of himself, trying to protect his body.

His stiff face twisted with fear, and he could no longer maintain his usual calm and composed demeanor.

"What do you want?! Stay away from me!!"

"I'll have you know—my sworn siblings are both Spirit Sages!"

"My father is none other than Thunderclap Douluo Yu Yuanzhen, Patriarch of the Blue Lightning Tyrant Dragon Clan!"

Yu Xiaogang tried to scare them off by name-dropping Flender, Liu Erlong, and his so-called noble background.

But unfortunately, at this point, the "little heads" had taken full control of the big ones.

Their eyes sparkled with excitement and barely-suppressed desire.

Following Ye Yu's instructions—and indulging their own twisted cravings—they were ready to give Yu Xiaogang the "treatment" he deserved.

Bu Le burst into wild laughter.

"Oh, our dear 'Gang-Gang' Master…

If you're gonna lie, at least make it believable?"

"If you were really the Blue Lightning Tyrant Dragon Clan's young patriarch, then by your age, you'd already be a Spirit Emperor—maybe even a Spirit Sage!"

"You think we'd have dared to drag you here like this?"

"But you, you're just so cute… it makes us want to dote on you."

"Relax. We won't hurt you. We just wanna show you some tender, loving care."

There was only one Yu Xiaogang… but three of them.

Should they take turns giving him the "VIP experience"?

Or all go in at once and make sure he felt truly "at home"?

The trio debated, bickering back and forth.

Eventually, in the name of brotherly unity—

They decided: All in, together.

"Hey… didn't you just get your teeth fixed?"

"Let us check if they're firm. If they're wobbly, it means your dentist didn't do a good job."

"In that case—we'll help you fix it. Let's just knock them all out."

Crack!

A sickening thud echoed.

Tian Ya used the hilt of his Broken Blade Martial Soul to smash into Yu Xiaogang's mouth.

A wretched scream followed.

Teeth flew like white beans. Blood sprayed. Yu Xiaogang nearly fainted from the pain.

Realizing they might've gone a bit too far, Tian Ya immediately shoved a large pouch of medicinal powder into Yu Xiaogang's mouth to stop the bleeding.

He even helped him rinse with water.

Next came the "games."

Together, they played with Yu Xiaogang—

"Lianlian Kan" (a matching-tile puzzle game like Connect Five),

and "Push the Box" (a crate-pushing puzzle game).

The trio, self-proclaimed gaming pros, took their task seriously.

Ye Yu had instructed them to properly entertain Yu Xiaogang.

They were determined to give him the most unforgettable "game night" of his life.

But Yu Xiaogang had never played games before.

Facing off against Bu Le and E Kao—who teamed up to play Lianlian Kan—he couldn't win a single round.

He was in agony. He felt like he was going to crack.

Meanwhile, Tian Ya patiently coached him one-on-one in Push the Box.

They got so into the games, they didn't even stop to eat.

Since Yu Xiaogang had just had dental work done, the doctor had warned him not to eat anything hard.

So while he was being "gamed" into oblivion, Tian Ya went to the kitchen and returned with a bowl of warm, nourishing white porridge.

He spoon-fed it to Yu Xiaogang himself—to make sure he didn't starve.

Sometimes, when one trio member got tired of one game, they'd rotate:

Tian Ya and Bu Le would play Lianlian Kan,

while E Kao coached Push the Box.

Before long—

Thanks to their enthusiastic "mentoring,"

Yu Xiaogang actually started getting the hang of both games.

He began building up experience, and by the end, even started winning a few rounds.

He was no longer a novice.

In fact, even Tian Ya, E Kao, and Bu Le started losing to him from time to time.

But…

The price of becoming a gamer?

They were terrible cooks.

And all Yu Xiaogang had eaten for days was porridge.

He was starting to look like a steamed bun.