Douluo: I Achieve Supremacy with Life Blue Silver Grass

Inside the room, the Perverted Trio had just been fooling around in bed, indulging in some newly discovered… "activities."

Suddenly—

BANG!

The door was kicked open with a loud crash!

The three of them were so startled they nearly lost their souls.

Scrambling to throw on their clothes, Bu Le, E Kao, and Tian Ya stormed out, their faces red with fury. They summoned their Martial Souls on the spot, shouting murderously:

"Who the hell—!"

But the moment they saw who it was, all three froze mid-rage.

Their knees buckled instantly.

"L-Lord Ye Yu?! Have mercy!!"

"We were wrong! We swear! We'll never do it again!"

"Please! Just let us off this once!"

Looking at the three of them groveling on the floor, Ye Yu sneered.

"Oh? Let you off?"

"You really think you deserve mercy for what you tried to pull last time? In any place with a shred of law, you'd have already been executed."

"But…" He paused, his tone shifting slightly. "That's not to say I'm completely unreasonable."

Ye Yu smirked coldly.

"There's a job I need you three to take care of."

"A job?" the trio echoed, eyes lighting up with a sliver of hope.

Ye Yu nodded slowly. "Simple. Just two people I want you to… entertain. Thoroughly."

"With the exact same method you three were just using in here. You get the idea."

"If you pull it off, I'll let you live. Fail, and I'll make sure you die—no matter where you run."

As he spoke, he pulled out two sketches and handed them over, his gaze sharp as blades, full of deadly intent.

Bu Le took the sketches.

Two hand-drawn portraits—so lifelike they seemed to leap off the page. After all, this had been Ye Yu's bread-and-butter skill in his early days.

One was of Tang San. The trio glanced at it and shrugged.

But when they saw the other…

They froze.

There he was—Yu Xiaogang.

Round face. Buzz cut. Scruffy beard. Somber eyes. A melancholic, brooding aura.

For the three of them, freshly awakened to a whole new world… this was aesthetic perfection.

That round face and stubble?

That buzz cut?

That sulky, misunderstood look?

Wasn't this the male version of "Chunxi Road's Ruby Lin"?

In short: he was their type.

The moment they laid eyes on his portrait, Yu Xiaogang's tragic appeal pierced their hearts like Cupid's arrow.

"These two are Yu Xiaogang and Tang San," Ye Yu said indifferently, watching their reactions. "One has the Luo Sanpao Martial Soul, with Spirit Abilities that amount to nothing but glorified flatulence. He's a Rank 29 Spirit Grandmaster with zero combat power."

"The other has a Blue Silver Grass Martial Soul… and a black hammer."

"Only the Blue Silver Grass has Spirit Rings. His Spirit Abilities are: Entanglement, Parasite, and Blue Silver Web Bind—he's a Rank 31 Spirit Elder."

Tian Ya blinked. "Wait… is Tang San a Twin Martial Soul user?"

"Don't worry," Ye Yu snorted. "He's just a nobody. Some random wild Twin Martial Soul Spirit Master with no real background. What kind of second Martial Soul would even pair with Blue Silver Grass?"

"And besides," Ye Yu added, his voice suddenly cold, "it's not like you have a choice, do you?"

"…Understood, Lord Ye Yu." The three men nodded stiffly.

Meanwhile, after getting ruthlessly smacked around the day before—

Yu Xiaogang and Tang San had both been left with red, swollen handprints on their faces. Their jawbones had been knocked out of place, their mouths hung crooked, and they'd lost half their teeth.

Yu Xiaogang, ever the image-conscious "Grandmaster," couldn't accept this state.

So the next morning, he dragged his disciple Tang San with him to Suotuo City to see a dentist.

They went back to the same doctor who'd helped him fix his teeth before.

But when the dentist saw the pair again, he was stunned.

"Wait… weren't your teeth just fixed recently?"

"Did you… get trampled by a Spirit Beast again while leading students on a hunt?"

"…Exactly," Yu Xiaogang replied with a straight face, hands clasped behind his back, beard unkempt, and tone cool. "Just bad luck."

"Now hurry up and fix us."

While the dentist and his assistant—a Support-Type Spirit Master with healing abilities—worked on patching their teeth, Ye Yu had other plans.

After assigning the "perverted revenge mission" to the trio, Ye Yu originally intended to return to his hotel to finish the meridian and acupoint chart, then take Zhu Zhuqing and Ning Rongrong to the Star Dou Forest for their Spirit Rings the next day.

But fate had other plans.

As he walked through Suotuo City…

He just so happened to spot Yu Xiaogang and Tang San.

Getting dental work.

Ye Yu couldn't help but grin.

What a perfect coincidence.

Immediately, he summoned Bu Le, E Kao, and Tian Ya and pointed out their targets.

"There. That's them."

"Do not disappoint me."

His words were calm—but carried the weight of death.

The Perverted Trio exchanged looks. They understood completely.

If they failed this job, they might as well dig their own graves.

"Rest assured, my lord!" Tian Ya, E Kao, and Bu Le said in unison, clenching their fists. "We'll complete this task perfectly!"

—

Evening came.

After a long afternoon, the dentist and his assistant finally finished restoring Yu Xiaogang and Tang San's teeth.

Before they left, the dentist reminded them:

"Now that your teeth are fixed, you're still in recovery. Don't eat anything too hard, understood?"

The pair nodded.

Just as they stepped out of the clinic and began walking back toward Shrek Academy…

As they passed a small wooded area just outside the city gates—

Suddenly, a lewd voice boomed out from the trees.

"Third Spirit Ability: Invisible Strike!"

"First Spirit Ability: Heaven Net Bind!"

In the blink of an eye, a thick black mist burst forth, engulfing Tang San and Yu Xiaogang completely.

Then, a strange pair of pink, circular cloth shields connected by silky ribbons flew out—snaking straight toward them like something out of a fever dream.

Ambush! Tang San's instincts screamed.

Immediately, he activated Purple Demon Eye and used Ghost Shadow Perplexing Track to slip through the mist and escape.

His enhanced sight let him see clearly, even through the darkness. He slid, rolled, and dodged the incoming Heaven Net Bind—barely avoiding capture.

But Yu Xiaogang wasn't so lucky.

With a sharp snap, Bu Le's Heaven Net Bind wrapped around him like a cocoon, drawing a scream from the so-called Grandmaster.

Outside the mist, Tang San finally got a good look at their attackers:

Tian Ya, wielding a jagged green-glowing blade, surrounded by five Spirit Rings—one white, two yellow, two purple.

E Kao, sprouting gray-white wings and razor-sharp talons, his yellow eyes gleaming red, surrounded by four Spirit Rings.

And Bu Le, likewise, surrounded by four Spirit Rings.

"One Spirit King… and two Spirit Ancestors?!"

Tang San's expression changed drastically.

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