At the start, I tricked the school beauty, and ended up with twins?

Chapter 266: Laosi, we need to buy the Baby Burp Pills!



Yu Shutong and Qin Shan also walked in and were surprised to see that Gu Yu was still dressed while sleeping.

Laosi has a bit of a strong taste, huh! Seems like a hasty monkey~

"Cut it out, guys, I haven't slept all night. Let me sleep a bit more." Enjoy new tales from empire

In a daze, Gu Yu half-opened his eyes and saw it was his buddies, quickly pulling his blanket over himself again.

A few seconds later, the snoring resumed.

It was clear that he was really tired.

But Boss Pu and the other two weren't about to let him off that easily

Boss Pu gave a signal to Laoer and Laosan, then he grabbed Gu Yu's arms while Yu Shutong and Qin Shan each grabbed a leg.

They directly lifted Gu Yu off the bed.

After putting down Gu Yu's legs, Boss Pu lifted him up by the arms, making Gu Yu involuntarily stand at attention.

The forcefully rebooted Gu Yu suddenly opened his eyes wide, staring in confusion at himself standing.

"What the heck, guys? I didn't sleep all night because I was up with Xinyue, let me sleep, dads!"

"The company stuff can be handled by you guys, I'll go to the office in the afternoon…"

Gu Yu, with a bitter face, turned around and tried to jump back into bed.

But Boss Pu spread his arms to block him.

"??? Seriously, guys, I can't take it anymore! I'm going to drop dead if I don't sleep…"

Gu Yu made a pleading gesture with his hands, circumvented the boss, and continued diving towards the bed.

But this time, he was blocked by the second and third brothers.

"Don't do this to me…" Now, Gu Yu was genuinely getting angry.

His buddies never pranked like this routinely. What was going on today?

Seeing him too tired to stand straight, Boss Pu supported his shoulder with one hand: "Laosi, as a man, you can't just enjoy yourself; you have to take responsibility for the person you like!"

"If you were like Laosan who's a big jerk, we wouldn't care, but you're not! As brothers, we need to push you!"

Yu Shutong: "Right!"

Qin Shan: "Right... shit, not right! Why am I suddenly the big jerk? When have I ever been a jerk? I'm a pure young man!"

Qin Shan looked confused; weren't they talking about Laosi? How did he get dragged into this?

Yu Shutong patted his shoulder: "Laosan, just accept it! After all, no decent person uses 'Magic Bean's Exclusive Photographer' as their Dou Ying nickname."

Qin Shan choked up: "I..."

"Am I a jerk? I'm naughty! Naughty and jerk are not the same, guys! I'm a warrior of pure love!"

Qin Shan tried hard to defend himself.

But the others weren't listening at all.

"What are you talking about? I would definitely take responsibility for Xinyue! I even plan to marry her!" Gu Yu perked up a bit when he heard their argument, full of confusion.

Why were his buddies suddenly discussing manly responsibilities this early in the morning?

Could it be that these guys all wanted to be in love?

But doesn't the boss already have Hu Xiaoya?

"Exactly! That's the Laosi I know, but you surely don't want to be a dad so soon, right?"

Boss Pu was satisfied with Gu Yu's response.

Laosi hadn't changed; he was just confused for a moment, not heartlessly reckless.

"What the hell? How am I going to be a dad?" Gu Yu was about to slip back into bed when he heard this and froze immediately.

"Cough, Laosi, we all know what happened between you and your girl last night, although it's not our place as outsiders to meddle in private matters between lovers."

"But as your brothers, we can't just watch you become a happy father!"

Qin Shan, having been the first to discover Lin Xinyue and Gu Yu had spent the night together, naturally was the first to state the reason.

"??? "

Gu Yu was still puzzled. Last night, hadn't he and Lin Xinyue just filmed a video announcement all night?

He was even planning to find someone to edit the video and upload it to Dou Ying in the afternoon!

Those online trolls were ruthlessly slandering him, and he couldn't

just do nothing about it.

So last night, he and Lin Xinyue discussed it and decided to make a statement video first, informing their followers on Dou Ying about the situation.

Then, after the investigation evidence came out, they planned to use the video as a benchmark to issue legal notices to those rogue journalists.

This set of procedures would save them a lot of trouble.

At the very least, it could shift the firepower from the Affiliated Hospital to himself, Gu Yu.

Otherwise, the continued irrational attacks by netizens on the Affiliated Hospital would definitely affect the normal medical work.

"Alright, Laosi, go and buy a box of 'Baby Burp Pills' for your sister-in-law! She's too shy to buy them herself."

"As a man, you definitely need to take the initiative in this matter!"

Boss Pu saw Gu Yu standing there in a daze and thought he had realized his own issue.

He patted Gu Yu on the shoulder and spoke with profound earnestness.

"What? Baby Burp Pills? Why should I buy that?"

Gu Yu was startled by his words.

Everything was fine, and suddenly Boss wanted him to buy contraception? What was that about?

"Huh? Laosi, didn't you just admit your mistake? Why are you backtracking so fast? Baby Burp Pills aren't that expensive, right?"

Boss Pu frowned, he had just mentally commended Laosi! How could he have expected Laosi to backtrack so quickly!

Was it reluctance to spend money on the pills?

That can't be! With Laosi's financial means, the daily interest in his bank account could probably buy a car full of Baby Burp Pills!

"No, what do I need that for?"

Now Gu Yu was completely awake.

He still didn't quite understand what Boss and the others were up to.

Qin Shan looked at him with a shocked expression: "Sss—Laosi, your knowledge of sex education is a bit outdated!"

Yu Shutong also sighed: "Alas, it seems our country's sex education still has a long way to go!"

"Buying that stuff is obviously to let the undeveloped 'baby' burp quickly!"

"What if your sister-in-law accidentally gets knocked up? Are you really planning on being a proud dad at twenty-two?"

Boss Pu looked completely justified as he spoke.

But then he added, "However, if you really want to have kids so soon, that's not impossible either. After all, you come from a good family background, and hiring a few nannies isn't a problem."

"If that's the case, then we won't push you anymore! I only have one request; I want to be the godfather of little Gu!"

Seeing Gu Yu's confused face, Boss Pu switched tactics.

After all, with Laosi's conditions, having children wasn't out of the question—

Yu Shutong and Qin Shan quickly agreed, "Right, right! We want to be godfathers!"

"..."

Gu Yu watched the three fantasizing about holding babies with their inexplicably maternal smiles, and he finally understood what they were talking about!

They must have seen Lin Xinyue go out.

Then, the three of them concocted an entire romantic action movie in their minds!

That led to this scene!

Gu Yu suddenly felt his anger surge, grabbed a pillow beside him, and smacked each of them once: "Go, go, go, go..."

He pushed them out the door, then with a "bang," he forcefully shut it.

Boss Pu and the others were still immersed in the joy of becoming godfathers.

Outside, they knocked on the door yelling into the room: "Laosi! Don't forget! Three godfathers!"

"Damn!"

Gu Yu's furious roar came from inside the room.

What on earth was all this about!


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