At the start, I tricked the school beauty, and ended up with twins?

The next morning.

"Good morning, Boss!"

"Morning, brothers. Everyone's up, huh!"

"Starved awake. Laosi doesn't seem to be up yet, right? Doesn't he usually get up early? I'll go wake him up for breakfast."

They stretched, yawned, and greeted each other good morning.

Qin Shan rubbed his face and volunteered to wake Gu Yu.

He strode over to Gu Yu's bedroom door, ready to deliver a five-knock wake-up call.

But as he was about to raise his hand, the door creaked open.

"Morning, Laosi si si si...bro...sister?"

Qin Shan greeted instinctively. To his surprise, it wasn't Laosi who opened the door, but Lin Xinyue!

The words he had just spoken took a sudden turn.

"Yeah, morning."

Lin Xinyue paused for a second, murmured a response, quickly fixed her messy hair, and then walked past Qin Shan.

Qin Shan's eyes bulged, even larger than a bull's, as he dumbfoundedly watched Lin Xinyue open the door and walk out.

"This...this...Lin, is she coming out from Laosi's room? Did they sleep together last night?"

Qin Shan was shocked!

He no longer cared about waking Gu Yu for breakfast, and instead turned his head and called out to Boss Pu and the others:

"Holy shit, Boss, Laoer, Laosan, you guys need to come here! Laosi has finally caught on!"

"Laosi is not a rookie anymore!"

Qin Shan was loud, and immediately, there were running footsteps from the direction of the bathroom.

The three of them, each with a toothbrush in their mouth, stared at Qin Shan in amazement and asked, "What?"

"You're saying Laosi is not a rookie anymore?"

"What's the matter? Did Laosi sneak out for a visit to the red light district last night?"

"Spit! How could Laosi be that kind of person? I think he must have snuck upstairs last night?"

Before Qin Shan could speak, they began to speculate on their own.

"What snuck upstairs, isn't Laosi just sleeping in his bed right now?"

Yu Shutong promptly corrected the wrong guesses of Boss Pu and the others.

Gu Yu was wrapped in his blanket, sleeping soundly on his bed, wasn't he?

However, their loud conversation still hadn't woken him up, which suggested that something fishy must have happened last night.

"No, no! You all guessed wrong! Do you know who I just saw?"

Qin Shan shook his head eagerly, then gestured to describe Lin Xinyue's long hair and graceful figure.

Boss Pu squinted, pondering over the figure Qin Shan was miming.

Then, his eyes lit up as he realized:

"Oh— you saw Santa Claus! No, wait, we, the Huaxia people, don't celebrate foreign festivals, do we? And it isn't even Christmas today…"

"...?"

Qin Shan was full of question marks, staring at the boss as if looking at a big fool.

The other two wore similarly speechless expressions.

"Obviously, Laosan is talking about Lin Xin, long hair, this tall, good figure, isn't that our school beauty, Lin?"

Yu Shutong patted the boss on the shoulder, praising his imagination.

He could even think of Santa Claus. Such wild guesses were even bigger than the plot twists Laosan came up with in his novels.

"Holy shit! Are you saying you just saw Lin Xinyue coming out of Laosi's room?"

"So the sound of the door closing just now was made by Lin Xinyue?"

Boss Pu slapped his thigh, realizing again.

Now that he knew who it was, his brain suddenly became nimble.

In just a few seconds, he had pieced together most of what might have happened last night in his mind.

"Right! I saw Lin Xin Yue coming out of Laosan's room! Her eyes were red, her hair disheveled, and her clothes all messed up. She walked away with an embarrassed look when she saw me."

"What do you think happened last night?"

Qin Shan went into detail, spouting all the words related to 'that' topic he could think of.

"Hiss—"

Boss Pu and Laoer both inhaled sharply at the same time.

With that said, Laosan surely up to no good last night!

"But could it be that Laosan and Lin are both tight-lipped? Not making a sound all night, or is it that the walls are just well sound-proofed?"

Boss Pu thoughtfully stroked his half-shaven stubble.

Qin Shan: "..."

Yu Shutong: "..."

It never occurred to him that Boss Pu's point of focus could be so novel.

"Anyway, Laosan has become a man now, hey!" Yu Shutong also became serious for a change.

"Yeah! But why the heck are we excited? Isn't this a pretty normal thing to happen?"

Boss Pu nodded, looking unconcerned as he fiddled with his toothbrush, and turned to go back to the bathroom to keep brushing his teeth.

Yu Shutong and Qin Shan looked at each other, thinking that maybe the boss was right...

Although it was a special situation, there was really no need to make a big fuss over it. If he was a normal man, his day would come eventually.

"Disperse, disperse," Yu Shutong waved his hand, ready to continue sprucing up his appearance.

Only Qin Shan stood there with his head lowered, seemingly deep in thought.

Five seconds later.

"Wait! Boss, Laoer, I've just realized something serious!" Qin Shan shouted to the two.

Boss Pu and Laoer turned their heads in confusion at the same time.

"What's this serious thing?"

"Is it about the, um, experience of making love? Let's grill Laosan after he wakes up. The young bull's been plowing all night; he must be exhausted."

Boss Pu waved his hand, a wicked smile on his face.

"No! Think about it! Lin Xin Yue was here last night. It's not like the girl would bring... you know, protection, right? And Lin Xin Yue is obviously the kind of girl with a thin face, so she surely wouldn't have bought... those pills!"

"And as for Laosan, we saw him go into the room last night without any of those... things..."

"So last night, did Laosan pull a Wu Tao?"

Qin Shan, with his extensive experience from countless scenes from novels, quickly analyzed the situation.

All of a sudden, Pu Tongren and Yu Shutong's spirits were both lifted.

"Are you saying that Laosan didn't take any precautions last night?" Boss Pu's mouth hung open, his toothbrush dropping in surprise.

Yu Shutong jumped up: "Damn! Is Laosan going to be a dad?"

"Yeah! Isn't it highly possible? After all, we are all Laosan's 'dads' here! Do you guys want to be grandpas?

No way! We've got to wake Laosan up and rush him to take Lin to stock up on... that pill!"

Qin Shan was visibly worried. Explore more adventures at empire

"If you ask me, Laosan has been somewhat irresponsible! And he still has the nerve to sleep!"

As the eldest of the four, Boss Pu immediately rolled up his sleeves and entered the room.

He approached Gu Yu's bed and first patted Gu Yu on the shoulder, "Wake up, Laosan."

Gu Yu, having just fallen asleep, pulled at the blanket and replied groggily, "Hmm... "

Seeing no response from Gu Yu, Boss Pu's face darkened; he just could not tolerate his brother being heartless after his deed!

He smacked Gu Yu's butt hard with a big open palm.

"Laosan, get up! You've got to be a responsible man!" Boss Pu shouted, tossing off Gu Yu's blanket as he called out. But then he saw Gu Yu's state and was instantly dumbstruck.

"Ugh... Well played, Laosan. You seem so proper normally, but during the act, you don't even bother to take your clothes off!"