As Aizen in Naruto and Joined a Chat Group

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Doujin Artist: Whew, all done! How was my acting?

Machete Girl: Amazing!

Curly-haired Guy: Hmph, that was all thanks to the script I wrote.

Doujin Artist: Don't kid yourself. All you did was suggest the "contractor" idea. The full script was put together by Anzen and Konan.

Skirt-Flipping Maniac: You totally tricked those two military guys! They really bought the whole "ancient god of death from the underworld" thing!

Scarlet Lotus Fairy: Not only that, they're even planning to report it to the Prime Minister. No idea if he'll actually believe it.

Amegakure Village's Angel: I think he probably will. Ariri's power is so far beyond what exists in that world. At this point, even if they don't want to believe it, they'll have to.

Skirt-Flipping Maniac: Yeah, unless he wants to lose his head, he'll have no choice but to believe it.

Doujin Artist: I've come to realize something—every high-up in this country is a coward. They go all out against normal students and citizens, but as soon as they face someone powerful, they just suck up. It's pathetic!

This is an Actor: That's typical island-nation behavior. The leaders in my world's version of this country are the same. They're pros at bowing and apologizing. Doesn't matter what they did wrong—as long as they bow, it's all good.

Scarlet Lotus Fairy: They care about petty things but ignore the bigger picture?

This is an Actor: Exactly. Well said, Mochou.

Doujin Artist: I've already talked it over with Kasumigaoka and Megumi. They both support the idea of creating our own group of people with special powers.

Skirt-Flipping Maniac: Then the next step is to build up our reputation and gradually take control of the supernatural world. Just let me know when it's time to play the villain.

Doujin Artist: Hahaha, Ruiko, you're already getting excited? Can't wait to be the bad guy boss?

Skirt-Flipping Maniac: Because it sounds fun!

Soul Society's Villain: You guys are seriously pros at this.

Unohana Retsu let out a sigh—she was genuinely impressed by how these chat group members operated. First, they built up a righteous image in their own world, then had others play the villains for a massive, world-shaking battle.

This not only made their image even more solid but also skyrocketed their influence. At that point, taking over the world would be easy. They'd fully complete the journey from "pretend god" to "real god."

Every move was perfectly planned and connected.

If she hadn't seen the behind-the-scenes discussion in the group chat, there's no way she'd have guessed this whole thing was an act.

Amegakure Village's Angel: All thanks to Anzen's great guidance.

Konan's comment clearly had a deeper meaning—this kind of elaborate "scripted performance" all started with Aizen. The group leader and the other veterans in the chat had picked up this love for acting from him.

Although Unohana didn't catch the hidden meaning, she still agreed with Konan: the group leader really was impressive.

After all, Eriri's storyline was custom-made by this leader, allowing her to act freely while still staying true to her own personality.

So when it came to writing, planning, and directing, Unohana didn't think he was any worse than Aizen from the Soul Society—in fact, he might even be better.

Curly-haired Guy: Of course. You think just anyone can be our group leader?

Doujin Artist: Flower Sis is only seeing the surface right now.

Skirt-Flipping Maniac: Yeah, you haven't really seen what Anzen-san is capable of. He's way more amazing than you think.

Soul Society's Villain: After hearing all this, I'm actually getting kind of excited.

This wasn't just flattery—Unohana was genuinely curious about this mysterious group leader. If he could really give her something to enjoy, she didn't mind trying out what it felt like to be in love.

*Ding ding ding.*

Just then, hurried alarm bells started ringing out from the hallway.

"A captain-level meeting?" Unohana raised her eyebrows and said quietly, "What could be happening at a time like this?"

According to the original *Bleach* storyline, the time between Isshin Shiba's sudden disappearance from the human world and Ichigo Kurosaki's invasion of the Soul Society should've been a pretty peaceful period for the Seireitei.

It was strange, but she didn't dwell on it. She put down the flower arrangement she'd been working on and vanished with a Shunpo.

Skirt-Flipping Maniac: By the way, is Mr. Katsura still not awake?

Curly-haired Guy: Hmph! He woke up once earlier, but passed out again after seeing a baguette.

Machete Girl: A baguette? Why would a baguette knock him out?

Curly-haired Guy: Because it was stuffed in his butt.

Shark-Faced Guy: …

Doujin Artist: Pfft!

Skirt-Flipping Maniac: You really went that far, huh, Gin-san?

Machete Girl: Should we say, "as expected of the sadist king"?

Scarlet Lotus Fairy: Wasting food like that.

Curly-haired Guy: Hey, hey, I wasn't just messing around, okay? That guy said some pretty awful stuff. Didn't he need a good lesson?

Amegakure Village's Angel: That's true, just don't go too far and kill him.

Doujin Artist: When it comes to certain people, even the gentle Konan won't hesitate to show her cruel side.

Skirt-Flipping Maniac: A moment of silence for Mr. Katsura. Just half a second—he only deserves that much. I still remember when Flower Sis first joined the group, and he called her an old hag.

Soul Society's Villain: I wasn't mad though. [Image]

When the image opened, it showed a group photo of all 13 Court Guard Squad captains. Even Unohana, the one who took the picture, was in it.

Shark-Faced Guy: Is this a meeting?

Soul Society's Villain: Yeah. The Technology Development Bureau picked up unusual soul activity in East Rukongai. After they sent a scout team, their spiritual pressure all vanished too.

This is an Actor: It happened in District 14, Ryuusaku Area, right?

Soul Society's Villain: How did the group leader know that?

Unohana was full of doubt and confusion. This whole event wasn't even part of the original *Bleach* storyline. Could the group leader really see the future?

This is an Actor: Because that area is Aizen's main base of operations outside the Seireitei.