Vol 3 Ch 46: Boring Gods
I got woken up by Greg. I don’t remember falling asleep. I tried to get up but I got hit by a dizzy spell. I saw double again. It stayed for a minute before it disappeared.
What was that? Did I overexert myself?
I got up and looked at the area. Part of the crater was filled with water and nature seemed to have taken over. We also had a strange green barrier around us.
One of the newcomer goddesses was so kind to do this for us.
I inspected myself and I seemed to have been healed.
Are we saved?
Dunno, the bitch and the simp keep destroying the environment and the 2 new chicks keep fixing it.
I don’t want to get hit in their crossfire. Now that their reason to hold back is gone we won’t stand a chance.
Well, that’s true but those gods are lacking in the annoying department, Zack and tomato goddess don’t seem stressed at all.
They have been going at it for an hour. They should have the advantage because we already beat them up a bit but it doesn’t seem like they are taking advantage of it.
I never thought I would say this but gods fight quite boring.
It’s as if they’re afraid to kill each other. Do you think the death of a god means anything?
I don’t know but our mothers used to kill gods on a regular basis.
A dragon friend also was doing that. So maybe there is no negative effect. Is this maybe a fight between friends?
Tomato goddess slapped the short goddess into the ocean several kilometers further up and barraged her with light attacks.
Never mind it doesn’t seem like a fight between friends.
The taller goddess with light blue hair and blue eyes was handling Zack quite well. She seemed to be the goddess of water. Is that Ardella?
I looked at the trinket I had gotten from the fishermen years ago. Not exactly what they had meant but she did come to help out more or less.
A large tree grew out of the ocean and the short goddess seemed pissed. She had short orange-red hair, a strange green cape and a fiery temperament.
Is that the goddess of nature?
She introduced herself as Bellia, she seemed to be pissed off the most. She also seems to be hellbent on protecting us since we’re part of nature. Apparently, she had fought against the bitch goddess before. The reason was because Biian wiped our races out. Bellia had won that exchange and that’s why the bitch goddess was holding back against us to not piss Bellia off again.
So, they’re not friends, then why aren’t they killing each other?
They don’t seem to be holding back as much as they did against us, so it can’t be to make sure they don’t blow up their surroundings.
Do you think they need our help?
Why would deities need our help?
Dunno, we annoy them, they make mistakes, gods finish them off.
Well, we would benefit if those 2 get knocked out of commission or get put under the control of the goddess of water and nature.
Their matchup seems relatively neutral. Except for Zack, he just keeps getting fucked over.
He does seem strong against Bellia though.
He is just pissing her off more and more though… where is that other guy?
Walter? I don’t know.
I activated my eyes and looked for Noobgod. He was talking to a strong looking guy. He was wearing clothes that looked like the dojo clothes Ted used to wear.
Let’s ask them if they need help! If not, we will get the fuck out of here.
You are insane do you know that?
I got this, you guys can stay here.
I woke up Nilah who was sleeping in fox form. She refused to turn into a sword and jumped on my head. I guess she wants to be ready to harass Zack if he throws a fit.
The short chick got launched again and I swapped her with an ice cube.
Hey, you’re Bellia, the Sarian goddess of nature and healing, right? Do you need help?
“Oh, what a polite youngster. I apologize for letting your race drop to such low numbers.” Nilah jumped and blocked a [Fire blast] flying at us.
Oh, wow there are gods that are nice, ehm sorry I’m accustomed to those jerks! And I guess you have your hands full.
Zack backed off after he saw a blue fox instead of a torched Bellia.
Bellia looked at Zack who was freaking out and tomato goddess that was being held off by the blue haired chick. “Yeah, I assume that would be the impression you would get if you only have to deal with them. I can’t believe that they just destroyed the whole area! And the gall they had to blame this on you! You’re just babies!”
Ehh yeah, I can’t believe they blamed this on us!
I looked at the crater that suggested that multiple [Meteors] have been dropped on this area. I might want to go with this deception.
Nilah! Give us some breathing room!
She wanted to tackle Zack but I heard a shot and she got hit by something big and round.
“Poor thing!”
She will be fine she’s my skill ehm and sword, either way she is not a real animal, getting hit with either physical or magic attacks will make her stronger. Now to my question. If you need our help we will help where we can, else we will get out of here. I will just request politely to bring your fight somewhere else like the god realm or something.
Noobgod had returned with his friend.
“Ugh, Walter and Wyndur, I’m sorry but I will request the help of you younglings, this might end up in a 3-way fight and we can’t afford to lose.”
I sighed. I was afraid of that. Can you guys protect us? We can hurt them, kinda but if we get hit it’s over.
“Sure, Della and I specialize in protection!”
Della? Oh! Ok I will tell my buddies. Hoo boi, this is a long day.
I returned to my buddies.
So, there is good and bad news, I guess.
Whoa, get out of my head and correct! They do need our help, that’s the good news.
Wait how is that good news?
Well, she said it’s a 3 way fight they can’t lose, suggesting that there is a chance they might lose if we don’t help.
Wonderful.
My intuition tells me that we will be fine.
Let’s approach this efficiently. I am strong against bitch goddess so that is what I will be going for. Agnis, you are strong against Zarrazax, Raishin… can you use magnetism?
Oh! Yeah I can!
Why have you never used it…
Uhhm, I forgot?
Greg and I facepalmed.
If you use magnetism, you might be able to keep Walter occupied. Make his mechanical devices malfunction or clog up with magnetism. I will attempt to create some magnetic sand.
What about that other guy?
I suggest avoiding him. From what I remember he’s some sort of martial artist god. Get close to him and you will get fucked up. Raishin and I can teleport so this is even more important for you Greg.
Ok. Don’t forget! The goddesses we’re helping can both heal and provide defensive support. It’s on us to lay down the hurt, I suppose.
Now that I have enough breathing room it’s time to prepare my ultimate techniques.
Techniques?
You will see!
I took off my shoes. I have 3 ultimate techniques of which 1 I have finished recently. The special clones I have worked on will be tested today! But first! I have to recalibrate! I hope Isi is generous and gives me high authority because I need to fight against gods.