NOVEL WEB Chapter 221 Well It Is The Same Old Shit!
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(A/N I am super confused on the last 10 chapters or so of favorite clicks. *scratch head* I really cannot tell if you guys like the story or not, because the Hanzo fight chapter got shit clicked, meaning I should skip the Japan arc, and yet another received a lot? Well, for you few readers that selectively hit the button and make your authors question life, it demotivates writers, just some food for thought. I do not personally get anything out of those hearts climbing, but what it tells me is my readers care. So when a chapter tanks, it says my story is not worth the time I spend on it. This comment is not for my loyal readers but the fence sitters. Just something for you to think about, thanks.)
Chapter 221 Well It Is The Same Old Shit! by Harem-Fan
I walked Hana into the ballroom, and it is time she takes the center stage to say her opening thanks to all of the Star City elites that are attending.
Even Mercy's father is here, and she is sitting with him in her navy-blue dress. It is a good time for the two to talk and just enjoy some father daughter time.
In the meantime, I slither over to my 1st wife's table to give her face and attention. When Victoria saw me prowling through the crowd for her, her lips curled in delight. As I sat in the empty seat next to her, she leaned in to kiss me. I asked.
"And how is my lovely Long doing? By the way, you are stunning as usual in your crushed velvet dress."
"Not too bad, It was a nice excuse to get all dolled up. Ken is at home playing the new computer you made him and is waiting for you to come and play console games, fufu. I also reserved some of Helen's time to join us before your trip. Oh, and before I forget, let us gather all of your harem and take a personal vacation on the Victoria cruise-liner. I think having the whole thing to ourselves would be fun. Make sure to invite Lan and her kids to come. Sitting in a mountain temple all day must get boring, Ufufu."
"Actually, if all of you can be away for a while, we could just take a cruise to the Japan Empire with everyone. Those not doing business can stay on board and do not have to deal with foreign customs? Can we make it a world tour? I can bring some of my Velvet Group members along as well?"
Victoria looked thoughtfully and nodded her pretty face, while pushing up her glasses, she then said.
"Alright, as the main wife, I shall organize it. I will make sure everyone and all of our maids are ready in the month. I will have the Victoria fully stocked for an extended cruise, and this will be a mandatory vacation for us all, even your secret lovers. With the employees and maids coming, their presence will be unnoticed by the public. Hm? This will be good to also invite Gretta and her children along, so get working dear. Oh, and the dance floor is beginning, so I am first, Ufufu."
"Wife, then may I have this dance?"
With that, Victoria and I were some of the first couples to begin the events dancing...
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A half hour in, and I had already danced with Helen, Hana, Kim, and Mercy. Currently the woman in my arms and the one responsible for making all my ladies look like Disney princesses, is my Linda.
Next to us dancing are James and Akeno. He has also learned to dance among many other improvements in his knowledge. Jim's confidence as a businessman, father, and husband have mellowed his silly side a bit... Well he still pulls pranks on me, like how he recorded my conversation for Gretta to settle her heart. He did a solid there for me though. He just winked at me as his hands lowered on his wife's ass.
Linda seeing our interaction kissed me to break my wayward thoughts, her serious face and gentle eyes always warms my heart. Linda had been conflicted a bit knowing that one of my two parents survived the bank, but in the end, the death that affected her the most was the death of Mary's mother. Sadly, there was no way she survived like my father had done. So to make her happy, I copied James, and lowered my hands on her ass, then her eyes squinted happily.
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I ended my dance marathon, as I received a text from Jill, asking me to make a disturbance to use the drug, because the bodyguard has been watching too alertly. So with a smile, I texted my Fire Birds members I had in the hospital staff from long ago, to set up and be ready for the plan. (they were mentioned in a previous chapter, the one with the south city naked guy.)
Putting my phone away I made my way to the Feng Clan table near the entrance...
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Clark seeing my smiling visage, making my way over, made himself alert. He can tell by my movement that I am no opponent he can take lightly. The last thing he can do is have the young lady or her lame husband get beaten in this Ball.
Jill, Greg, and Melody all had different expressions in their hearts seeing me arrive, and two of the three held their breaths. I say with a slight shoulder shrug.
"Sorry to bust up this happy gathering, but you guys all look so gloomy sitting here with frowns. What will the other noble clans think of the Feng if you're sulking in the corner?"
With my Acting Master drawing the gazes of everyone, I saw that Jill had slipped something from her breast and inserted it in a wine glass at her side. Then she elegantly pretended it was hers. She during this talk, had swapped the glass with Greg's, and my smile became genuine seeing this. Greg said with a growl.
"What are you playing at coming here, Rick?"
I took a wine glass from a waitress walking by and held up my glass.
"My wife Tina Feng scolded me for being a naughty boy and told me to show her sister face, so I am here to apologize for my childishness, so I toast all of you, cheers."
Seeing me drink and with other families watching, Jill took her glass of Sprite and drank her glass. She gave eyes to her table mates to do the same which they reluctantly did... BINGO FUCKER!
I put my empty glass on their table and said with a bastard smile.
"Sister-in-law Head Feng, may I have this dance?"
As I slightly bow with my hand extended, her eyebrow raised because I was being a bit forward. She pretended to look troubled, but she slowly stood and Greg protested.
"Jill as my wife, you cannot dance with him!"
She then asked.
"Then you or Melody should dance for the Feng, the other houses are watching our shameful behavior?"
Then to all of our surprise, Melody said.
"Husband, it is only a dance, if you don't want sister Jill to go, I will."
Jill and I both internally clicked our tongues for this shameless woman to offer to dance with me. But Greg sold out Jill over Melody to our relief.
"No Melody, Jill is his sister-in-law, and I don't want Rick's filthy paws on you, not after what he has done!"
Jill would have slapped Greg publicly for his choosing that slut over her, but she is now happy in her heart, as she took my extended hand. The two of us went to the dance floor to Greg's anger.
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With Jill's arms around my shoulders in a casual way, I held her hips just edgy enough to hear teeth grinding from her husband. Jill smiled and said.
"I would prefer it if you held me a bit more lewdly, fufu."
"Sure I could, but you are a respected head you know? Plus, I am just waiting for Greg's tummy to erupt, he should be running in about 10 minutes. Oh, your dress is backless, maybe a little touching..."
So I slid my hands from her hips to her lower back and faced her back to Greg, yeah I am a dick. Jill is smelling very edible with a rose scent. She said,
"I think my sister might know about us, Rick. What should I do?"
I put on an impish smile and suggest.
"Maybe tomorrow I should invite Tina to our lunch together and see if anything happens?"
Jill, despite all of her training from her mother, turned red at the thought of being in the same bed with me and her little sister. But to onlookers, it looks like I am sexually harassing Jill. She calms herself and pouts.
"Rick, I may be playful, but I do not think I am ready for that kind of play yet, so let me love you alone for a while, okay?"
"I love one on one with you Jill, so you can be just with me alone if that is what your heart needs, no pressure from me, okay? Now let me turn up the heat, are you ready?"
"You are not going to do what I think you are, are you?!"
"Yup, unless you tell me to stop, here I go~!"
I had danced up closer to Greg, so not as many people could see what I was doing, but seeing Jill bite her bottom lip and not stopping my naughty hand, I executed Plan: Irritable Bowel!
My two hands roamed dangerously down to be in a questionable place on her ass, without looking too obvious. But when I was sure only the Feng could see, I squeezed!
"AH~!"
Jill's sexy whimper made my heart tickle, and her eyes are saying that she will punish me tomorrow for that. She had not expected me to make her have a sexy sound escape her lips. And my smile only shamed her more.
"Oh, I am sorry Jill, I was thinking of Tina and my hands slipped..."
"Rick, you bastard, get off of her, Jill come here!"
As Greg was running over to pull us apart, his face scrunched up in discomfort, but the bodyguard Clark was next to us fast, and he said.
"Head Feng, please come back to the table, your husband is concerned about the rumors of this moment, please?"
Jill had looked at me not sure if she should go or provoke him. I said.
"Jill, Clark is right, you should go back to avoid causing the Feng anymore sexual scandals, thanks to your husband."
But using Clark as cover, I gave Jill another nice firm squeeze, that she rolled her eyes at, but returned to her table.
Clark, who saw my provocation, did nothing. Hmm? I actually like this guy. He saw through my bait to make him attack. I nodded to him, but then we both looked at Greg clutching his stomach in pain and anger. At this point, I pulled out my smartphone and sent a mass text.
[Lucy, do it.]
Then I sent one to my fire Birds members...
[Lock all the ballroom side doors for a bit, along with restrooms.]
And soon... All the doors were quietly shut and locked, with no one noticing. Greg on the other-hand, due to anger and a full intestinal tract, could not hold back the urge. With sweat on his face he looked for the nearest exit and ran...
Unfortunately for Greg, only the main entrance was opened, but this was only an illusion of hope, because in every single restroom a Fire Birds member had it occupied and locked, cough, this was the fun part...
Lucy had looped all cameras so Adam would not find evidence of my foul play, get it foul, never-mind.
Clank Clank! Greg hit the side entrance doors and they would not open for him, so he ran through the dance floor at top speed for the front entrance, and turned left to the common restrooms. Everyone was speechless. But then he started to yell...
"NOOOO~! Get out of my waaaaaaaay~!"
And everyone saw him running from the left corridor running down the hall to the right corridor, looking for the other rest rooms...
Everyone was speechless, but my wives know better, and can see through my evil smile. They know this is a Chris Honda moment, and Hana was holding her smile. Then everyone heard the howl of agony!
"OPEN GODDAMMIT~! NOOOOOOOO! Ah~ sniff sniff sniff..."
Yup, a few people walked out to see what happened, but when they came back in, their faces were a mix of sickness, humor, and pity. Sadly my Fire Birds members that work as janitors will have to clean that up, sigh.
Ping! Just as staff closed the front doors to block the sobbing sound, I looked at the text message I received from Jill.
[Rick, I love you so much right now. Thanks for that.]
I smirk at my terrible gag and say.
"Well, it is the same old shit, ha-ha."
After that exciting moment, the curtains fell on the rest of the boring Ball...
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