After Reincarnating, My System Quit!

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Chapter 218  First Round Of Dual Cultivation Failed! by Harem-Fan

 

     Many days have passed since the Lee sibling scandal made National News. Well, I personally stopped following their drama between Greg, Melody, and Raymond because frankly, they are now small fry to me.

     Jill with her new smartphone I gave to all my friends and lovers keeps me updated on the drama unfolding and the bickering fights.

     I have mentioned my 1 million dollar smartphone made at Floppy Tech, but I never said why it was incredible, right? It is because this device that looks like an ordinary smartphone has many security and bonus features built in, like...

• EMP Shielding
• Advanced biometric recognition to the owner of the phone, so no one else but I may use their phone.
• An improved Cat and Mouse App, so all users can easily find one another in a pinch, and all hostile numbers already added.
• The latest versions of Valentine that can help fight off unwanted hacker intrusion.
• A Bug scanner built in to alert the user if devices are around for recording, such as webcams active, microphones, and even open intercoms.
• A battery life that can keep a constant 24 hour charge even when in use.
• A feature that can copy data from a nearby device such as a home computer, other smartphones, and other Bluetooth accessible technology.
• Many more minor features are available in this package such as bullet proofing under the power of a 50 caliber bullet. Hell it even has a motion alarm App.

     Well, this is worth the money for the rare metals and micro technology that went into this beast of communication.

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     I am currently in my office in the Velvet Tower and going through the new corporate tax laws that will be implemented for next year. I had been thinking about this phone issue because of the smartphone in front of me. I will be giving this smartphone to my next appointment guest, sigh. After my sigh left my lips, my intercom lit up for me. I press the button and my secretary speaks.

     [Executive Officer Ling, from CEG, is here for your 11 o'clock meeting. Shall I send her in?]

     "Yes, thank you Ronda."

     Shortly after, Ronda the blonde secretary walks in with Ling Ling behind her. I asked Ronda.

     "A whisky on ice for me, and please offer my guest a refreshment."

     Ling just tells the woman.

     "Just make it two and bring the bottle, thanks."

     While the short woman said that, she sat in the white armchair in front of my desk with a smile. She pushed up her glasses and asked me.

      "Boss Tang, did you get me the phone?"

     I slid over the phone to her awaiting hand, and then my secretary delivered the drinks, and left us. Ling with practiced ease, used my new phone to copy her old phone's data, then began to take out her sim-card and battery. She then asked

     "Husband, destroy this old device for me, would you? Now that Adam cannot track my every movement... What a pain in the ass he is."

     I took her old phone and placed it in my drawer later for disposal, then I asked her my burning question.

     "Why are you calling me husband?"

     She sipped her whisky, crossed her shapely legs, then told me like it was fact.

     "Just because you forgot about our marriage, does not mean I have. You are my husband and that is a fact. No, 'death do us part' does not cover this marriage of ours. If you do not believe me, then pull out your gun and put it to my forehead, and if you can pull the trigger, I am wrong. And to assure you to take the risk, my spy details are in the old phone, so if I die, you will just be killing a spy."

     She, with an impish smile, walked around my desk and sat on the edge in front of me, then she put her chin in her palm leaning on her knee. She leaned her forehead to me, and gave me knowing eyes. She confidently told me.

     "Do not be a pussy, Rick. Take out your handgun and see the truth about your past with me."

     Her other hand reached into my jacket and pulled out my semi-automatic, and flicked off the safety, handing it to me first.

     In my heart, I feel uncomfortable, because what if she is wrong? I do not want her death in my hands. But her confidence is sure of her argument. She then saw my hesitation and lifted the barrel to her forehead, then her words leaked out.

     "Husband~ Just do it..."

     Her warm hand on my gun-wrist made me think she was suicide, but I decided to gamble, and I ever so slowly readied to pull the trigger, and I noticed it...

     My hand trembled like I was going to drown a poor innocent kitten, or beat a baby seal. The next thing I knew, as I tried to fight the urge and pull the trigger, a single tear came out of my eye, like I saw the death of my most special loved one.

     Ling Ling, seeing her point was made, helped me by pushing the gun away from her head, and she with her soft finger, wiped the single tear that escaped. Her cocky smile vanished and was replaced with a soft and affectionate smile.

     She then got off the desk and sat sideways in my lap. Ling looked into my eyes and explained.

     "No matter the life, world, or circumstances... You are always the man I love and married. Our Dao Heart is more powerful than this entire world. You cannot ever break this connection till the universe stops existing. Do you understand now? If my husband has amnesia, should I leave him or stay with him?"

     As I was going to retort, she put one finger on my lips, and said like an old mature Cultivator.

     "That was a rhetorical question, Rick. And the argument of 'I am married to Sam' is just stupid. You and I both know he is a tool I used to get here and has not even touched me. Well, I did have to kiss the trash for the wedding picture, but meh."

     Ling then pressed a button on my desk and the blinds behind us closed automatically, and I asked her.

     "Why did you close the windows?"

     Ling then leaned her big melons into my chest with her arms snaking around my neck. With her glasses tossed to the desk, she told me.

     "The Shadows from China and other groups are using long ranged telescopes to monitor us. My last leap I did to you was recorded and sent back to China, sigh. So they will see you placing the gun to my head now, and with the blinds closing, they will buy the story of seducing you."

     My eyes look at her in my lap with her arms still held around my neck and I ask.

     "But it looks like you are trying to seduce me though."

     Ling's eyes open and she grins.

     "Rick dear, do you seriously think what I am doing right now is seduction?! No, this is simply affection. If you want to see seduction, you would be putty in my hands."

     For some reason, my gut tells me she might be right, so I change the topic.

     "So what plans are you hiding from China then?"

     She then, like a teacher, tapped the tip of my nose, and told me her ploy.

     "Don't you remember? I am going to try and teach you how to properly become a Dual Cultivator. So are you ready for it?"

     I look at her skeptically and shake my head no. Her smile frozen on her face asked me in disbelief.

     "B-But why?! Can we rekindle our path together?"

     "I do not think this world has Chi and Cultivation, based on my Grandmaster Martial arts. Also my past life has not given me any path to supernatural abilities, so I do not believe we can cultivate in this world. Plus, you also have no Chi, correct?"

     Ling went pale at my words, like all of her plans were seen through, but her heart felt betrayed that I would not go with her ploy for an excuse to love one another again... Ling's mind went in a spiral of loss.

     I felt her body stiffen, and I could see the look in her eyes like she was just told I was leaving her forever. I may not have fallen for her small trick, but I can feel her desire to reconnect. I may have lost most of my memories of our life together, but I am no retard to the feelings of women.

     While she was still in a chaotic mess, I leaned in the one inch to capture her lips. I wanted to convey my feelings of wanting her with me. The opposite feeling of when I tried to pull the trigger.

     When she felt what I was doing to her, she tightened her arms and delved into my mouth with a passion she had held back for far too long...

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     After five minutes of intense kissing, I could feel her pull her head back with a flush. She said with half closed eyes.

     "Rick, I am going to try and Dual Cultivate for real. Even if it does not work, I want my husband."

     She got up and pulled me to one of the couches, and started to remove my pants and clothing. I was accepting my desire and fate, letting her do as she pleased.

     I feel like I have found a lost piece of myself, like a childhood love reconnected. I was pushed to the seat, and she pulled up her black one piece dress, kicked off her high heels, unstrapping her bra, and removing her panties, letting me see her bare-everything.

     As she straddled on top of me, she pointed to a spot two inches under my belly button while pushing in with her knuckle, to push into me a bit, while telling me seriously.

     "Try focusing on this spot with all of your concentration at the moment we both climax. If there is Chi, the two of us will be filled with it. Do not be distracted, and we both have to finish simultaneously for this to work. You only have one shot at my vital yin, so focus hard. It should feel like a warm stream of blood flowing-through veins that do not exist, do you understand?"

     Feeling her soft waist as she nears my fully risen dragon, I smile. I know this was all a ploy to make love to me, and frankly, I am touched how this woman would go so far to make love to me. As she begins rubbing her damp slit on the head of my life-rod, she said to me.

     "Rick, you do not remember my preferences, so I will warn you. I like it very-rough and hard. Do not worry about my body and just be as rough as you safely can. The deeper and more punishing you can be, the more it will feel good for me. I am shamefully a sexual masochist. AHHHHH~!"

     Just as I was going to ask about her fetish, she had forcefully pushed me deep into her deepest parts. She is even more insane than Lucy could ever be, and continued to lift and drop at full force, taking me off my game.

     As she arched her back while holding my shoulders with her nails digging in, I saw a large amount of virgin blood mixed in our connection. Her body was feeling way too tight inside, with the smallest pussy of any woman I have had sex with so far.

     "Ahhh~! That is what I miss... So fucking good. Rick, focus on the dantian now~!"

     I held her waist to firmly slam her down without letting her shoot off me.

     I, for just an instinctive urge, closed my eyes and meditated on the spot she told me to focus on. From my inner thoughts, I could feel my balls pulse in joy, and the warmth from her contracting folds, the blood on my dick, and the fluids she was releasing on my dragon.

     Ling, seeing my face focus, put a smile on her lips, as she leaned in to kiss me, while we both meditated in a tangle of hard pumping...

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     I lost track of time... When my mind was focused under the place of my belly button, everything merged in a focused bliss. I could tell I was in a trance of pleasures, focus, and oddly love!

     I felt that warmth in my balls release into Ling's body, and it felt like something made its way into me as well...

     Our body's shuddered in a passion that both of us could not control, and I was confident, this combined orgasm we were feeling was lasting for at least a half hour. No seriously, this is no, 30 second finish, but a true half hour of clutching each-others body, sharing a warmth between our connection.

     My entire body felt hot, and sweaty. Lings moans are the only other sound next to the beating of my heart in my ears. And to my shame, I have also been moaning into her ear this whole time.

     Then the place under my belly button, became so warm and suddenly ran through my entire body, making me sweat even more, but...

     "FUCK! Ling, what is happening?!"

     "Ufufu, HAH-AHA, This my husband, is cultivation! This is our body's impurities being forced out! Smells great, right?!"

     The sweat I thought I was feeling was a greasy mess all over our skin, like someone took porta-potty fluid and bathed the two of us, and I only wanted to throw up. It smells like month old eggs, tar, and mold. It smells even worse than shit!

     Without hesitation, I princess carried Ling, and ran to the shower room. She giggled the whole run saying.

     "Fuck, I cannot believe it actually worked with you, fufu! Rick, I love you more than anything my Emperor~!"

     I for now will ignore the fact she also did not believe it worked! Priorities must be taken into account, a shower is a must, Immortality comes later!

 

 

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