THE SYSTEM THAT COULDN'T EVEN

The System That Couldn’t Even A Novel So Dumb, It Might Accidentally End the World. Maybe. Eventually. Kinda. Probably Not. Meet Dave. He’s not a chosen one. He’s not a hero. He’s not even emotionally stable. He’s just some guy who tripped into a dumpster and got forcibly paired with a world-ending system that’s in beta, crashes more than Windows ME, and was possibly programmed by a drunk raccoon named Bob. Now he’s the World-Ender Deluxe™ Beta (regrettably active)... ...except the only thing he’s ended is his last relationship and several kebabs of questionable hygiene. The System Says: "DESTROY THE WORLD!" Dave: "Cool. Can I at least finish my sandwich first?" Here’s What Dave Can’t Do: Swing a sword Cast a spell Walk in a straight line without falling Remember where he left his pants Here’s What He Can Do: Trip over air Summon pigeons with god complexes Accidentally start a park-wide flood with a $2 entropy grenade Break the space-time continuum using a fork, a pigeon, and a quinoa salad (don’t ask) Apocalypse Progress: 0.0000000051% (Achieved entirely by mistake. And glitter. There was a lot of glitter.) If you’re here for: 1000 chapters of OP MC face-slapping young masters 18 dragon wives with tragic backstories and zero personalities Systems that whisper sweet cheat codes into your ear like sultry GPS GET OUT. This is: A system that judges your fashion sense An MC whose charisma stat is legally negative A support item called “ACME Brand Pebble of Distraction” What’s it like? Imagine if Deadpool, Rick Sanchez, and that one feral raccoon in your alley got high and tried to write a system novel while arguing with Clippy. Now imagine the protagonist is allergic to competence. That’s Dave. We roast: Webnovel: For greenlighting 12 identical CEO dragon rebirth system novels daily Wattpad: For thinking “Girl meets boy with six abs and a tragic past” is still fresh Light novels: For those 37-word titles that give away the entire plot (and your will to live) Royal Road: For 10,000-word chapters about crafting soap in 17 different skill trees You: For still reading this, you chaotic little gremlin. Respect. Warning: Side effects may include: Spontaneous nose-snorting Existential giggles Increased pigeon awareness Mild confusion followed by deep appreciation for entropy Final Tagline: The fate of the world rests in the hands of a man who thinks “nuclear option” refers to microwaving a burrito for 20 minutes. So if you're looking for deep power systems, sexy sword lords, and emotionally scarred ice queens with D-cups and daddy issues? Swipe left. But if you want a cosmic clown show featuring radioactive birds, failing systems, and the most underqualified apocalypse agent in literary history? Welcome. Dave’s been waiting for you. He just didn’t know it. Because he forgot where he put his phone.

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