Zongman: With the ability to hypnotize me, I can do whatever I want
Chapter 16
The sound of shouting and killing lasted only ten minutes before disappearing under another fireworks explosion.
The people at the Sifang City Gate all sent gold to collect the troops, which is probably what it means.
Everyone understood the meaning of fireworks, attack and retreat.
"Hmph! Where is what an unstoppable enemy! This group of fools will only rampage with the number of people! Such fools, as long as they dare to come again, my axe will not spare them! "
Lulu, a half-dwarf patriarch with orange curly hair and an orange tail behind him, a very petite, child-like figure, only as tall as a normal male waist, but actually an adult.
Lulu
was now holding the big axe that was taller than her, arrogantly shouting at the retreating army under the city.
"Even though these fools already know that they are afraid, let's go back and rest!"
"Yes!"
Most of the half-dwarves are female, and they are short in stature, and they have tails that are the same color as their hair, but different styles.
Having received the order, they also collected their troops and went back to rest.
And yet, half an hour later....
"Huh——!! Boom——!!!! Brilliant
fireworks exploded into the sky again, and the dwarves who had just slept ran out again and began to defend against the enemy's offensive.
Ten minutes later, the enemy again sent money.
"Abominable! Don't let me catch you! Idiot! A sucker! The insignificant human being of inferior creatures! Lulu
jumped on the wall with her axe, and the dwarves comforted their patriarch and had to collect their troops again.
And then....
Another half an hour later.
"Huh——!! Boom——!!!! The
dwarves got up from their beds again and rushed to the city gates, only to find that no one had come outside the city.
"Aaaah! Abominable humans! I'm going to cut off your heads!" Chop off! Chop off!
Lulu shouted angrily, and the dwarves retreated again.
After another half an hour, the fireworks sounded again, and the support of the dwarves was already a little tired, and they came to the head of the city, but there was still no one outside the city.
I went back again, I hadn't slept, and half an hour later the fireworks went off on time.
When they slowly thought that it was another fake attack, the news came that the west gate had been breached, and the dwarves immediately met the enemy with all their strength and beat the enemy back.
After such an attack, no one dared to relax.
Result....
The fireworks sounded twelve, the dwarves of the fifth fortress ran back and forth twelve times, and in the end, they even all slept by the city gate, but they still did not even see the hair of the enemy.
The next day.
"Abominable! That abominable human being! Don't let me know who he is! Scumbags, treacherous villains! I must let him eat my axe!" Lulu
, with her dark eyes, sat on the table, eating breakfast viciously, gritting her teeth as if she was eating someone's meat.
"Patriarch, the enemy is too cunning, are we going to apply to the goddess for support?" The blue-haired female dwarf also frowned, obviously disgusted with such an enemy, "The enemy is wasting our energy, the other party has a numerical advantage, and it will be very bad for us if it goes on like this." "
Support..." Lulu stopped shouting when she heard this, and said a little unwillingly: "Damn, if it is a frontal battle... Frontal combat is also their numerical advantage! Damn it! What the hell is going to do!! Halfway
through the words, she thought that the fourth fortress was crushed by the other party with a numerical advantage, and began to be anxious again.
"So..." "No
, once the channel for transmitting intelligence is exposed, there is no way to use it a second time." Lulu shook her head and interrupted the blue dwarf's words and said, "Let's drag it out for the time being, as long as it can be delayed, they won't be able to hold out outside the city for long." "
Well... Belch!! The blue dwarf was replying, his expression suddenly twitching, and he covered his stomach.
"What's wrong?" Lulu was already a little frightened.
"Nothing, nothing... Patriarch, I have some, internal urgency ... I'm sorry!!
After that, without waiting for Lulu to respond, the blue dwarf ran away directly with his tail between his legs.
"What, I thought it was poisoning... Belch!!
Before Lulu's words were finished, she showed the same expression as the blue dwarf, covered her stomach, and chased after her.
I trotted all the way to the toilet, but I was dumbfounded.
The luxurious and vast toilets of the castle, which at this time were already like public toilets in scenic areas, were crowded with people, highlighting the overcrowding.
Lulu had just arrived, and the blue dwarf in front of her ran out to find other toilets because she couldn't squeeze the crowd.
Lulu followed closely and ran out of the castle, only to see the streets full of people looking for toilets.
Seeing this scene, Lulu realized that something was wrong no matter how stupid she was.
"Gollum~~
" "Ahhh Get out of the way for me! The patriarch came first!! "
......
Peaceful and restless, after such a smelly day.
The people of the fifth fortress finally found out the reason why everyone, especially the soldiers, had diarrhea.
The food they hoarded in their granaries, as well as wells used to fetch water throughout the city, were all sprinkled with potions that were not fatal, but made people diarrhea.
Such a large project was not discovered, apparently because they were all tired of coping last night, and they all adapted to the deafening sound of fireworks explosions, and even finally all the soldiers in the city gathered at the city gate to sleep, resulting in no one guarding the city at all.
Those attacks were not just to consume their energy!
Or for the sake of the sound of the east and west!!
"Damn it! I actually put laxatives in food and water! How could there be such a sinister human being! "
In the castle.
Lulu, who was somewhat dehydrated, stood, then leaned over the conference table in front of her, pouted her butt, raised her hand and shouted weakly.
The dwarves around the conference table all showed their faces and postures, but none of them were sitting.
"The residents of the city and the soldiers are no longer afraid to eat." Miss Blue Dwarf, with her legs clamped, licked her chapped lips and reported with a wry smile.
"But their bodies desperately need food and water... We're the same, aren't we? The other dwarf also licked the corners of his chapped mouth, adding with an ugly face.
"What about the research process of the antidote?" Lulu propped herself up from the table.
"There are no magicians in the city who are very proficient in this way... So..." So
it is estimated that it will take a long time, and the meaning of this is self-evident.
"There is no way, it can only be... Lulu looked around at the faces of the people at the conference table and lowered her head and said, "Send someone to ask for help..."
......
Ostia Legion - because Jianguo could not think of a good name, it was directly named after the continent, and the legion controlled by Si Yu.
Inside the tent of the boss of the Ostia Legion.
"So it is... Mutter...... This is your plan..."
Dark Elf Queen Oliga sighed softly as she drank her nutritious drink, agreeing with Si Yu's plan.
"Hahaha, this is our witch lady's own experiment, a potion that can make people dehydrated and hungry in one day."
Si Yule played with a small purple bottle, looked at Kaguya on the side, and laughed loudly after she lowered her head with some fear.
"But it's not over yet..."
Si Yu threw the small bottle aside under Kaguya's relieved gaze, dressed and walked out of the tent, looking at the east that was far away from the sun.
"I hope Alicia doesn't disappoint me
..." "A month is running out..."
The people at the Sifang City Gate all sent gold to collect the troops, which is probably what it means.
Everyone understood the meaning of fireworks, attack and retreat.
"Hmph! Where is what an unstoppable enemy! This group of fools will only rampage with the number of people! Such fools, as long as they dare to come again, my axe will not spare them! "
Lulu, a half-dwarf patriarch with orange curly hair and an orange tail behind him, a very petite, child-like figure, only as tall as a normal male waist, but actually an adult.
Lulu
was now holding the big axe that was taller than her, arrogantly shouting at the retreating army under the city.
"Even though these fools already know that they are afraid, let's go back and rest!"
"Yes!"
Most of the half-dwarves are female, and they are short in stature, and they have tails that are the same color as their hair, but different styles.
Having received the order, they also collected their troops and went back to rest.
And yet, half an hour later....
"Huh——!! Boom——!!!! Brilliant
fireworks exploded into the sky again, and the dwarves who had just slept ran out again and began to defend against the enemy's offensive.
Ten minutes later, the enemy again sent money.
"Abominable! Don't let me catch you! Idiot! A sucker! The insignificant human being of inferior creatures! Lulu
jumped on the wall with her axe, and the dwarves comforted their patriarch and had to collect their troops again.
And then....
Another half an hour later.
"Huh——!! Boom——!!!! The
dwarves got up from their beds again and rushed to the city gates, only to find that no one had come outside the city.
"Aaaah! Abominable humans! I'm going to cut off your heads!" Chop off! Chop off!
Lulu shouted angrily, and the dwarves retreated again.
After another half an hour, the fireworks sounded again, and the support of the dwarves was already a little tired, and they came to the head of the city, but there was still no one outside the city.
I went back again, I hadn't slept, and half an hour later the fireworks went off on time.
When they slowly thought that it was another fake attack, the news came that the west gate had been breached, and the dwarves immediately met the enemy with all their strength and beat the enemy back.
After such an attack, no one dared to relax.
Result....
The fireworks sounded twelve, the dwarves of the fifth fortress ran back and forth twelve times, and in the end, they even all slept by the city gate, but they still did not even see the hair of the enemy.
The next day.
"Abominable! That abominable human being! Don't let me know who he is! Scumbags, treacherous villains! I must let him eat my axe!" Lulu
, with her dark eyes, sat on the table, eating breakfast viciously, gritting her teeth as if she was eating someone's meat.
"Patriarch, the enemy is too cunning, are we going to apply to the goddess for support?" The blue-haired female dwarf also frowned, obviously disgusted with such an enemy, "The enemy is wasting our energy, the other party has a numerical advantage, and it will be very bad for us if it goes on like this." "
Support..." Lulu stopped shouting when she heard this, and said a little unwillingly: "Damn, if it is a frontal battle... Frontal combat is also their numerical advantage! Damn it! What the hell is going to do!! Halfway
through the words, she thought that the fourth fortress was crushed by the other party with a numerical advantage, and began to be anxious again.
"So..." "No
, once the channel for transmitting intelligence is exposed, there is no way to use it a second time." Lulu shook her head and interrupted the blue dwarf's words and said, "Let's drag it out for the time being, as long as it can be delayed, they won't be able to hold out outside the city for long." "
Well... Belch!! The blue dwarf was replying, his expression suddenly twitching, and he covered his stomach.
"What's wrong?" Lulu was already a little frightened.
"Nothing, nothing... Patriarch, I have some, internal urgency ... I'm sorry!!
After that, without waiting for Lulu to respond, the blue dwarf ran away directly with his tail between his legs.
"What, I thought it was poisoning... Belch!!
Before Lulu's words were finished, she showed the same expression as the blue dwarf, covered her stomach, and chased after her.
I trotted all the way to the toilet, but I was dumbfounded.
The luxurious and vast toilets of the castle, which at this time were already like public toilets in scenic areas, were crowded with people, highlighting the overcrowding.
Lulu had just arrived, and the blue dwarf in front of her ran out to find other toilets because she couldn't squeeze the crowd.
Lulu followed closely and ran out of the castle, only to see the streets full of people looking for toilets.
Seeing this scene, Lulu realized that something was wrong no matter how stupid she was.
"Gollum~~
" "Ahhh Get out of the way for me! The patriarch came first!! "
......
Peaceful and restless, after such a smelly day.
The people of the fifth fortress finally found out the reason why everyone, especially the soldiers, had diarrhea.
The food they hoarded in their granaries, as well as wells used to fetch water throughout the city, were all sprinkled with potions that were not fatal, but made people diarrhea.
Such a large project was not discovered, apparently because they were all tired of coping last night, and they all adapted to the deafening sound of fireworks explosions, and even finally all the soldiers in the city gathered at the city gate to sleep, resulting in no one guarding the city at all.
Those attacks were not just to consume their energy!
Or for the sake of the sound of the east and west!!
"Damn it! I actually put laxatives in food and water! How could there be such a sinister human being! "
In the castle.
Lulu, who was somewhat dehydrated, stood, then leaned over the conference table in front of her, pouted her butt, raised her hand and shouted weakly.
The dwarves around the conference table all showed their faces and postures, but none of them were sitting.
"The residents of the city and the soldiers are no longer afraid to eat." Miss Blue Dwarf, with her legs clamped, licked her chapped lips and reported with a wry smile.
"But their bodies desperately need food and water... We're the same, aren't we? The other dwarf also licked the corners of his chapped mouth, adding with an ugly face.
"What about the research process of the antidote?" Lulu propped herself up from the table.
"There are no magicians in the city who are very proficient in this way... So..." So
it is estimated that it will take a long time, and the meaning of this is self-evident.
"There is no way, it can only be... Lulu looked around at the faces of the people at the conference table and lowered her head and said, "Send someone to ask for help..."
......
Ostia Legion - because Jianguo could not think of a good name, it was directly named after the continent, and the legion controlled by Si Yu.
Inside the tent of the boss of the Ostia Legion.
"So it is... Mutter...... This is your plan..."
Dark Elf Queen Oliga sighed softly as she drank her nutritious drink, agreeing with Si Yu's plan.
"Hahaha, this is our witch lady's own experiment, a potion that can make people dehydrated and hungry in one day."
Si Yule played with a small purple bottle, looked at Kaguya on the side, and laughed loudly after she lowered her head with some fear.
"But it's not over yet..."
Si Yu threw the small bottle aside under Kaguya's relieved gaze, dressed and walked out of the tent, looking at the east that was far away from the sun.
"I hope Alicia doesn't disappoint me
..." "A month is running out..."
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