Zombie: Taking a concubine into the chat group makes Uncle Jiu feel numb

“God so loves the world, Lord! Please forgive these sinners”

“Give your gospel to these lost lambs!”

Father Wu was giving a speech on the stage. He didn’t know that the Western priest zombie had been resurrected.

At this time, he saw many people in the audience and began to be attracted by his remarks.

He couldn’t help but feel a touch of pride at the corner of his mouth.

But he still looked up to the sky at 45 degrees, With a detached expression, he”taught” all the townspeople in the church like a superior.

However, many of the townspeople who were originally sleepy thought they had received another gift when they heard”Give the Gospel”. , each one is exciting

“What? Did you get any more gifts?”

“Great, I didn’t get the new style of Western bellyband just now. I will grab two later and give them to my wife to wear.”

“The biscuits just now are good. I want to take a few more pieces back and give them to my family to try.”

……

When Father Wu heard this, his eyes twitched wildly, and he was almost angry to death from these people who had no”enlightenment”.

Does the”gospel” that Lao Tzu refers to refer to these messy things?

Besides, do you really think I’m here to do charity?

I just use foreign things and cheap things to attract you to join the religion so that you can donate money.

Fortunately, there were many people present who understood what the”gospel” was and looked at Father Wu with pious expressions.

Otherwise, Father Wu’s mentality will definitely collapse.

Immediately, Father Wu was too lazy to talk nonsense with these people. Seeing that the situation on the other side was about the same, he was ready to ask these pious-looking people to donate money.

“Dear children of Heavenly Father, you have listened to the gospel of the Lord and received His blessings.”

“Now is your time to repay the Lord”

“You must have faith, be pious, and be dedicated”

“Giving makes you happy.”

After saying that, Father Wu winked at a town citizen in the crowd who had already received the benefit.

The town citizen immediately stood up and showed that he was very honored.

He stuffed all his money next to Father Wu. donation box.

Under normal circumstances, many people who have been”brainwashed” will take the initiative to hand over the money.

After that, other people will donate the money to a greater or lesser extent.

Thinking of this, Father Wu The corner of her mouth was slightly raised, and she looked at everyone with a kind face.

It seemed that she had foreseen the scene of everyone donating money.

However, perhaps it was not in the original work that Anne, the eldest lady, kissed everyone she met, and everyone on the scene wanted to donate money as soon as they heard about it. , quit immediately. 22″What? Aren’t you here to give gifts and do good deeds?”

“You actually want us to donate money?”

“That’s right, I only grabbed a few cookies just now, and you actually want me to take money?”

“You also said that believing in God will lead to eternal life, bah!”

“Now that we all believe in you, we will give you money for a few biscuits. If we really want eternal life in the future, wouldn’t we have to be slaves?”

“I’m unlucky. I’ll give it to you. This money is enough to buy you a box of biscuits. It’s a waste of my time. Whoever believes in this church can go to it.”

“I don’t believe it anyway”

“I don’t believe it either”

“This money is given to you to buy the Western bellyband you gave me.”

After saying that, even the devout believers just now were ready to run away.

Father Wu was numb instantly.

Why was it different from what he thought? Are the people in this town so hard to fool?

……

But at this moment

“Zombies! There is a devil!”

“Father, help!”

A shrill scream came from the back hall of the church.

Several believers ran out in a panic, causing a commotion.

Father Wu was stunned for a moment when he saw this.

He could see the figures of the fat mayor and David, and behind him there was a man with fangs. Several clergymen immediately understood.

These people were pretending to be ghosts, and they were preparing to help them exorcise demons in the name of priests. They deceived the townspeople into believing them.

But these people were too unprofessional.

The fat mayor There’s nothing wrong with David’s appearance, with bloody fangs, bloody eyes, and two bloody holes in his neck. It’s professional enough.

But if you clergy want to pretend to be ghosts, you should change your clothes.

You wear clergy clothes to pretend to be ghosts. How can the townspeople convince the church?

But now that things have happened like this, Father Wu cannot let them go back and pretend again, so he can only bite the bullet and go to the church.

“Don’t panic, everyone”

“The mayor and the others are just possessed by the devil hiding in the church.”

“Another purpose of this priest’s reopening of the church today is to destroy these devils as ordered by God.”

As soon as Father Wu said these words, the originally panicked townspeople immediately felt like they had a backbone, and they felt surprised.

Do foreign priests also have magical ghost-catching methods like Uncle Jiu?

Seeing this, Father Wu raised the corner of his mouth slightly and said, He had a proud face, as if he had foreseen the scene of everyone kneeling down and worshiping him devoutly.

“Please God give me strength.”

After saying that, Father Wu immediately held the ancestral cross, the Bible and the sacred water, and hit David and the two who were running in front.

Bang bang bang ~ a burst of sparks and lightning.

The fat mayor and David were actually hit by the ancestral cross and the inherited Bible. , shake and fly out

“I go! Are the acting skills of the mayor and his son so good?”

Father Wu was extremely shocked.

He didn’t realize at all that what he was fighting was a real zombie.

You know, although Father Wu didn’t have any enchanting skills, the cross in his hand was a heritage of the church for hundreds of years, so he naturally accumulated a lot of it. Western Will Power.

It is still possible to directly fly over the fat mayor and David who have just turned into Western zombies.

But it is impossible to deal with the priest zombies behind, or even the priest zombies.

“Oh my God! Father Wu is actually so powerful?”

“If I join the church, will I also have such magical power?”

“I want to believe in God, I want to believe in God.”

Everyone at the scene was excited.

Seeing how awesome Father Wu was, they instantly worshiped him.

It felt like Father Wu was a being just like Uncle Jiu.

A proud smile appeared at the corner of Father Wu’s mouth, and he enjoyed the feeling of being worshiped.

But he didn’t know how proud he was now, and how frustrated he would be later.

Sure enough, the next moment.

Roar~

The dozens of priest zombies behind him became angry when they saw the cross, and rushed towards Father Wu with a roar

“Come and see how this priest will cast out the devil from you today.”

Although Father Wu felt that the dozen priests and priests in front of him were very unfamiliar at this time, he did not doubt that they were real zombies.

Holding the cross in hand, he hit the first zombie that rushed over with anticipation.

Bang bang bang~

Gold and iron clashed, and sparks flew everywhere.

But this time, Father Wu felt a strong counter-shock force coming from his hands.

His body was completely out of control and he was pushed ten meters before he staggered to his feet.

“What?”

“Is this bastard really serious?”

Father Wu was furious in his heart.

He cursed secretly at the priest zombie who was knocking him away in front of him.

He was ready to teach this guy a lesson after the show was over.

But at this moment

“Father, save me…ah……”

The believer who had just escaped was caught by several other priest zombies.

Moreover, the priest zombie’s arms are so powerful that he directly grabbed a believer with both arms and violently broke him apart.

Click~

The body of the cultist immediately separated like a cut carrot.

The scarlet blood flows out, immediately attracting the attention of all the priest zombies, and they start to drink crazily.

“Oh my god! Ghost!”

Father Wu was so frightened that he immediately turned around and ran away.

Where is the aloof attitude he had just now?

“What? Father Wu, this cheater, is going to run away.”

“No, zombies are surrounding us”

“Father Wu, this bastard, is trying to kill us!”

All the townspeople reacted and scolded Father Wu in their hearts.

Father Wu felt that he was also very innocent.

Who knew that his men were so powerful that they actually”find” real zombies.

He also wanted to cry but had no tears. Is it okay?

Roar~

But the priest zombie will not let Father Wu, who just hurt him, escape.

One rises into the sky and immediately stops in front of Father Wu.

Father Wu is instantly desperate.

No matter what, he is about to cross, Both the Bible and the holy water were used, and he aimed at the priest zombie and gave him a heavy blow.

But this time, something that made him desperate happened.

Even though the holy water was poured all over the priest zombie, this time the priest zombie didn’t even react at all. No.

The cross, Bible and holy water all failed.

Father Wu was instantly numb.

“Father, use the corpse-killing charm that David gave you earlier!”

A little believer next to Father Wu reminded me.

Two days ago, when Father Wu and David and his son were colluding, they took out a talisman that was said to be the mysterious power of the East.

Although Father Wu didn’t believe it at the time, he still took it away. Put it in your pocket.

Now that you don’t care whether it is true or not, you immediately put the corpse-suppressing charm on the priest zombie.

Sure enough, the surface of the corpse-suppressing charm emits a mana yellow light.

The priest zombie is really immobilized.

At the same time.

Wow~

Priest The holy water on the zombie was immediately destroyed���of mana activated.

Exudes fluorescent brilliance

“Ah~”

The priest zombie screamed miserably, and his indestructible body melted instantly.

“I go! It turns out that holy water plus the mysterious power of the East can deal with these zombies?” (To read exciting novels, go to Feilu Novel Network!)

“Great, we are saved,”

“This priest can also be a real exorcist.”

Father Wu suddenly became energetic, as if he had discovered a new world, and he was so excited.

Seeing this, all the townspeople looked at Father Wu with admiration again.

Father Wu instantly felt the pleasure of being slapped in the face, and became proud again.

But Father Wu was still too happy. Morning.

When the other priest zombies heard the death howls of their own kind, they became furious instantly.

The five nearest zombies rushed directly towards Father Wu.

“snort!”This priest has found a way to deal with you, but you still dare to come here?”

“Well, in that case, this priest will send you to hell in the name of the Son of Heavenly Father.”

Father Wu was not afraid at all.

But the next moment, Father Wu subconsciously touched the pocket where the corpse-suppressing charm was hidden.

But after touching for a long time, there was not even a hair on it.

Shouldn’t he find the corpse-suppressing charm?

Father Wu instantly Panic

“Where is my mysterious power from the East?”

“Didn’t David give me a dozen of them?”

“Father, are you confused?”

“David did give you a dozen, but in the end you thought it was rubbish and just took one out of courtesy!”

Father Wu’s men reminded again[]

“What?”

Father Wu was dumbfounded.

Only then did he realize that it seemed to be the case.

What should we do now?

Faced with so many zombies, Father Wu’s face was uglier than crying.

He wanted to slap himself dozens of times.

Before Why are you pretending?

Why do you look down on the mysterious power of the East?

What should I do if I regret it now?

All the townspeople are speechless again. Father Wu is really not an ordinary trap!

Even he himself will be tricked to death this time.

Ho ho ho ~

The five zombies rushed directly towards Father Wu, who was instantly desperate.

The remaining 9 zombies also rushed towards other townspeople at the scene.

The whole church was obviously in chaos, and there were wailings.

“Uncle Jiu, where are you?”

“Why don’t you come and save me!”

“Father Wu, we have all been deceived by you.”

All the townspeople regretted taking advantage of themselves and entering this church.

But at this moment

“《Yin Lei Death》~”

Click click click~

The thunder of the door flashed, and more than a dozen cracks came from the air, hitting fourteen zombies with incomparable accuracy.

Bang bang bang ~ a series of violent explosions sounded.

14 The zombie was actually knocked out, heavily smashing the church tables, chairs, and crosses on the wall, and finally fell to the ground like dumplings.

When their bodies landed on the ground, the lightning that had not dissipated on their upper bodies could actually explode the ground, tables and chairs.

So scary

“Thunder spell?”

“Could it be that Uncle Jiu came to save us?”

“Very good.”

Several townspeople who knew that Uncle Jiu knew the thunder talisman immediately thought that these thunder and lightning were the power of thunder talismans.

They thought that Uncle Jiu was coming to save them.

However, when they turned to look at the door, they were shocked to find that,

The person who came was a handsome and handsome young man with an outstanding temperament.

There was still a vague arc flashing in his hand that had not dissipated.

“Huh! Isn’t this the handsome young man next to two young ladies?”

“Could it be that the thunder and lightning just now was caused by him?”

“I go! It’s actually true?”

“Look, this little brother still has thunder and lightning left in his hand.”

“Oh my God!”

“Is there really anyone in this world who can rub thunder with bare hands?”

“Wouldn’t that be more powerful than Uncle Jiu?”

“Is this little brother a god?”

All the townspeople looked at the visitor in shock.

Yes, the young man was none other than Ye Yan, who sensed the corpse energy and rushed over.

At the same time, two sisters, Annie and A Xing, followed closely.

Four When people saw so many zombies, they were instantly shocked.

Unexpectedly, Ye Yan was right.

There really were so many zombies.

Father Wu and his men were also extremely shocked.

Looking at Ye Yan rubbing lightning with his hands, he felt that his own perception was completely overturned. Know

“Is this the mysterious power from the East?”

“Oh my God! Simply a god.”

Father Wu’s turbid old eyes widened, and he looked at Ye Yan with disbelief.

But at this time, he was extremely glad that he was not disrespectful to Ye Yan like David just now.

Otherwise, even if he didn’t get slapped by Ye Yan, he would be swollen. Face, the power of this thunder and lightning is also uncomfortable.

But at this moment.

Ho ho ho ~

Fourteen zombies were actually unharmed and jumped up from the ground.

They roared to the sky, seeming to vent their anger.

How dare someone do this? Sneak attack on him?

Father Wu and everyone’s expressions changed instantly.

If it weren’t for the arcs remaining on these zombies, they could explode the ground, tables and chairs.

He thought Ye Yan’s lightning attacks were just superficial.

But Father Wu soon understood how to respond. thing

“Master Ye, your thunder and lightning power should belong to the East.”

“These are Western zombies. We must add the power of the West and combine the Chinese and the Western.”

“I have a cross and holy water here”

“I understand. Today I was led here by God just to hand over the cross and holy water to you.”

“Let you assist me in destroying these sinners of Heavenly Father”

“Come, I will sprinkle holy water now, and you will send out thunder and lightning.”

Father Wu already knew how to cooperate with Ye Yan to kill these Western zombies, and he was extremely proud.

However, Ye Yan looked at Father Wu with a look of caring for the mentally retarded.

Just kidding!

If he wants to kill these Western zombies, he also uses Got his combination of Chinese and Western?

If he didn’t want to study the ability of these Western zombies to change their attributes at will, Ye Yan would directly use”Yin Yang Extreme Thunder Death”.

Otherwise, use”Devil Chasing Thunder and Fire Order” and go through it with a mushroom cloud.

Ye Yan I don’t believe that these Western zombies are really not afraid of Eastern magic.

Sure enough, the next moment

“The decree of heaven and earth – the demon-chasing thunder and fire order~”

Ye Yan shouted loudly, and the spiritual power of his hands condensed nine talismans and blasted out.

Wow~

The nine talismans directly turned into a sea of fire, hitting fourteen zombies.

Rumble~ Thunder and fire shook the sky, The earth trembled, and a mushroom cloud of terrifying flames exploded.

The thick wall of the church was directly blasted.

Fourteen zombies were swallowed by the sea of fire, and their limbs and broken arms fell to the ground.

“Damn it, how is this possible?”

Father Wu’s eyes widened and everyone was dumbfounded…